For 10 million dollars would you fight a pitbull with just a pocket knife?

[belmont316]

i mean yea, im not gonna lie. id probably get chewed up pretty good and possibly lose a finger but wot the ****? u realize i could easily single arm curl the weight of a pitbull (40-60lbs) and then we factor the force of a human kick, so basically,

1. theres a 70% chance im going to break ribs on the dogs first run at me and a 10% chance of a fatal kick to the face resulting a neck snappage. he has 20% chance of getting through unscathed and latching onto my stomach or arm.

2. in either scenario, i would have kept the knife in my trailing hand as not to lose it in the initial attack, now the pitbull will have latched onto some part of my body, regardless of wether or not i broke any ribs. at this point im shanking at about 300 thrusts per minute. so if the dog is latched onto me for about 5 seconds im going to get about 25 shanks on him.

3. the dog will be too insane for this to immediately kill it but 50% chance after this the dog will bleed out in about 5 minutes tops. theres a 25% chance ive struck a major artery and he will die or be incapacitated within 2 minutes. there is a 25% chance the dog is completely insane and unaffected by this volley of shanks.

4. at this point i will be bleeding significantly out my leg or forearm and i will have kicked the dog off me or shanked him enough to cause him to release momentarily. at this point i will adopt for a shank directly into the throat as he comes in for his second attack. if he attacks low and goes for my leg, i will grab the skin on the back of his neck and hold him steady while i jab diagonally into his neck, given my shank speed i will probably sink the first one to the hilt right into the neck (either top or bottom) this will most likely cause him to release immediately he will back up significantly further for a moment.

5. he will then be about 3-4 feet away after having taken a shank into the neck. again theres a 50% chance this just shocked him and it didnt really do anything, and theres a 50% chance the neck slash was fatal and he will bleed out in about 1 minute.

6. given all circumstances of the attack, he will probably have a cracked rib, 10-30 puncture wounds, 1-3 of which being in the neck. i will be bleeding profusely out of my forearm and possibly my leg as well and i may be missing some flesh but i given the amount of adrenaline it would not be enough to incapacitate me and i remain at 85% power.

7. for his third volley against me, he will be significantly winded and weaker he will be at about 60% capacity. he will charged me but i will attempt to shank in the neck or kick him in the gut. he may shred some more flesh off my leg but it is unlikely he would be able to lock jaw. in any case he will take additional damage and get into close range. he would then lurch at me a second time after our initial blows, with about 30% of his which will make him an easy target for shanking.

8. this would be his last attempt. i would shank him in and about the solar plexes with an uppercut motion with enough power to force his weakened body off me. i would gaurd my neck with my free hand and use knees to create distance after each shank.

9. the unintelligent fighter (pitbull) would have no other options at this point and would continue to lurch at me with ever diminishing power. each subsequent attack would result in a more savage and ripping shank thrust by me. this would go on for about 30 seconds to 1 minute of a shank,create space,shank,create space.

10. there is also a possibility that the dog could lock jaw me at any point on my forearm or leg but in this even the dog will get stabbed until he dies as he has no way to avoid the shanks.

11. after step #9 session of repeated deep shanking the beast would eventually succum to bleeding out and i would then try to kill him by skull stomping him but theres a 70% chance i wont be strong enough to crush his skull, at which point i will incur a fatality by finding a rock to throw on his head or jumping on his neck, there is a small chance that this would not kill him so the longer but also safe method to finally kill the rabid beast would be to keep distance and then dart in for a shank. i would repeat this process until he is dead.

final stats:

dog: shanked 100-300 times, broken rib, fractured skull, crushed neck vertebrae, tendon and ligament damage, ruptured sternum and abdominal wall/cavity, aterial puncturing and extensive veinous 'bleed-out' wounds and of course death.

me: reconstructive surgery for forearm muscle disfigurement, damage achilles tendon, several hundred stitches and several hundred bite puncture wounds, 1-2 pints of blood loss, crushed pinky and ring finger (possible digit decap)

estimated time for recovery, 2-8 weeks. estimated funds: 10,000,000,000


there can be only one!

[hedfullofmusic]

done this in call of duty, shouldn't be too hard

lmao!!!!

[HellBender212]

well what i would do is, seriously ram my first down its throat and pick its eyes, and use the knife to cut its throat

( serious)

miscers if a dog ever attacks u, ram ur hand down its throat and pull on its tongue and pop its eyes u gotta take the fight to the dog. thats there only real weak spot


lol at some of u thinking breaking a rib or leg is gonna stop a raged pitbull from hurting u, get real its a animal first off and 2nd its trained to attack

[Aussie12]

yeh i would probably do it for 10 mil

[beyondbasic]

ill give the knife to the dog to make it fair.

thread/.. people are so dumb i dont need a knife.. you kick the thing..

[Iron_Prophet]

Also, pitbulls dont f*ck around cuzz. Alpha as fck just look at em take on this bull (they die)

Bulls are crazy mother****ers man. They have been known to kill big cats like lion's and tiger's in the wild.

Also when they used to have those caged animal fights back in the 50's/60's bulls would dominate bears/big cats.

[Kartel65]

For that kind of money sure!

Not big on killings things and would attempt to dog whisperer that sh!t or just pin the dog but oh gives a fcuk, take the money and whoever bitches about me killing it, bam! a million for that pitbull rescue show in the midgets.

[HeyShutUp]

Strong underestimation of pitbull's in this thread.

If any of you think this what be easy think again.

In saying that however I would still do it for 10 mill. I would go for the eyes first. Once one or both of it eyes are stabbed the ****er has no chance. It is pretty much guarantee'd unless your really lucky that you will get bit.

its a dog bro and I have a knife. If you cant kill a dog with a knife you dont deserve to live. Id do it for 500 bucks and the only reason I'd demand that much is cause I'd feel bad killing a dog

[Dan916]

give pitbull your arm, let it gnaw on it, stab it in heart profit?

[ca293511]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

[poltaction]

OK GUYS NEXT SCENARIO

For 12 BILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU FIGHT A THREE-HEADED PELICAN WITH ONLY A CHAINSAW?

[HellBender212]

thread/.. people are so dumb i dont need a knife.. you kick the thing..

lol, u really think just kicking a trained pittbull will stop it

lmao go try it

[ca293511]

OK GUYS NEXT SCENARIO

For 12 BILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU FIGHT A THREE-HEADED PELICAN WITH ONLY A CHAINSAW?

**** yeah ill do it fo' free ******

[Kartel65]

its a dog bro and I have a knife. If you cant kill a dog with a knife you dont deserve to live. Id do it for 500 bucks and the only reason I'd demand that much is cause I'd feel bad killing a dog

Not that i cant or that im incapable, its jsut "cause i'd feel bad killing a dog" I would do it in a heart beat for 10mill, but would feel bad about it... then forget it ever happened while i go spend that big payload

[6Pax]

I know Pitbulls are bat**** crazy, but i've got to imagine that you could take on ONE SINGLE pitbull if you knew it was coming, could see it, and had your knife drawn. I mean unless he goes straight for your throat, you can get 3-5 stabs in while (worst case scenario) he's clamped onto your arm or leg. Idc how tough they are most people probably would be able to kill one if they were armed and prepared.

[mab23]

Fuuuu the knife I'd do it anyway - probably need some medical attention for the bite marks but after i ripped that dogs balls off and crushed his skull in with my fists i would be rich - then donate half of it to help Dog's find shelters and to stop dog fighting! LULZ

[ultimaet_solder]

this thread would be a lot more interesting if you had to fight one of these fkers



can grow up to 200 lbs

[avokshi2000]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[MisterChase]

Do any of you have any idea how sensitive a dog's ears are? If that pitbull has its ears cropped, it's gonna have its entire inner ear exposed to a severe shanking. Just one fierce stab in that ear -- a stab that will slice and penetrate through at least 3-4 inches of flesh -- will completely **** the dog's equilibrium up. It would become severely disoriented, and probably be in shock. At minimum, it will be in so much pain that it will disengage the attack and retreat; at maximum it will have died from shock and/or profuse bleeding.

And that's just from one stab.

[aussie_chunky]

when it jumps pull front legs apart.


profit.

[safi connection]

**** off with posting gore please, this isn't 4chan

[Iron_Prophet]

its a dog bro and I have a knife. If you cant kill a dog with a knife you dont deserve to live. Id do it for 500 bucks and the only reason I'd demand that much is cause I'd feel bad killing a dog

Whatever you say bro.

[59kg_weakling]

i mean yea, im not gonna lie. id probably get chewed up pretty good and possibly lose a finger but wot the ****? u realize i could easily single arm curl the weight of a pitbull (40-60lbs) and then we factor the force of a human kick, so basically,

1. theres a 70% chance im going to break ribs on the dogs first run at me and a 10% chance of a fatal kick to the face resulting a neck snappage. he has 20% chance of getting through unscathed and latching onto my stomach or arm.

2. in either scenario, i would have kept the knife in my trailing hand as not to lose it in the initial attack, now the pitbull will have latched onto some part of my body, regardless of wether or not i broke any ribs. at this point im shanking at about 300 thrusts per minute. so if the dog is latched onto me for about 5 seconds im going to get about 25 shanks on him.

3. the dog will be too insane for this to immediately kill it but 50% chance after this the dog will bleed out in about 5 minutes tops. theres a 25% chance ive struck a major artery and he will die or be incapacitated within 2 minutes. there is a 25% chance the dog is completely insane and unaffected by this volley of shanks.

4. at this point i will be bleeding significantly out my leg or forearm and i will have kicked the dog off me or shanked him enough to cause him to release momentarily. at this point i will adopt for a shank directly into the throat as he comes in for his second attack. if he attacks low and goes for my leg, i will grab the skin on the back of his neck and hold him steady while i jab diagonally into his neck, given my shank speed i will probably sink the first one to the hilt right into the neck (either top or bottom) this will most likely cause him to release immediately he will back up significantly further for a moment.

5. he will then be about 3-4 feet away after having taken a shank into the neck. again theres a 50% chance this just shocked him and it didnt really do anything, and theres a 50% chance the neck slash was fatal and he will bleed out in about 1 minute.

6. given all circumstances of the attack, he will probably have a cracked rib, 10-30 puncture wounds, 1-3 of which being in the neck. i will be bleeding profusely out of my forearm and possibly my leg as well and i may be missing some flesh but i given the amount of adrenaline it would not be enough to incapacitate me and i remain at 85% power.

7. for his third volley against me, he will be significantly winded and weaker he will be at about 60% capacity. he will charged me but i will attempt to shank in the neck or kick him in the gut. he may shred some more flesh off my leg but it is unlikely he would be able to lock jaw. in any case he will take additional damage and get into close range. he would then lurch at me a second time after our initial blows, with about 30% of his which will make him an easy target for shanking.

8. this would be his last attempt. i would shank him in and about the solar plexes with an uppercut motion with enough power to force his weakened body off me. i would gaurd my neck with my free hand and use knees to create distance after each shank.

9. the unintelligent fighter (pitbull) would have no other options at this point and would continue to lurch at me with ever diminishing power. each subsequent attack would result in a more savage and ripping shank thrust by me. this would go on for about 30 seconds to 1 minute of a shank,create space,shank,create space.

10. there is also a possibility that the dog could lock jaw me at any point on my forearm or leg but in this even the dog will get stabbed until he dies as he has no way to avoid the shanks.

11. after step #9 session of repeated deep shanking the beast would eventually succum to bleeding out and i would then try to kill him by skull stomping him but theres a 70% chance i wont be strong enough to crush his skull, at which point i will incur a fatality by finding a rock to throw on his head or jumping on his neck, there is a small chance that this would not kill him so the longer but also safe method to finally kill the rabid beast would be to keep distance and then dart in for a shank. i would repeat this process until he is dead.

final stats:

dog: shanked 100-300 times, broken rib, fractured skull, crushed neck vertebrae, tendon and ligament damage, ruptured sternum and abdominal wall/cavity, aterial puncturing and extensive veinous 'bleed-out' wounds and of course death.

me: reconstructive surgery for forearm muscle disfigurement, damage achilles tendon, several hundred stitches and several hundred bite puncture wounds, 1-2 pints of blood loss, crushed pinky and ring finger (possible digit decap)

estimated time for recovery, 2-8 weeks. estimated funds: 10,000,000,000


there can be only one!

[chrislols]

For $10 million this is a joke.

Grab dog

Sit on dog

Gut open like fish

You guys heard it from 'Cinderblock' first. To kill a Pitbull it's as simple as grabbing it and sitting on it....

[mab23]

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WTF brah - not cool

[jmt92]

**** yes.

Probably get some nsty bites, but as soon as that ****er latched onto me his throat would be gone along with his head.

[brah.sensation]

Also, pitbulls dont f*ck around cuzz. Alpha as fck just look at em take on this bull (they die)

holy ****, thats fukking impressive

[CranberryVodka]

You guys are making the pitbull out to be a lion. If you are good with a knife you can kill the pit or fatally wound it within 5 seconds. You make your hands into a fist you won't lose a finger.

Ideally you'd fatally wound it as it goes for your arm. But even if it latches on a stab and its over.

Worst case scenario : scarring from the bites

[2k10SS]

Cake walk...

[Handsome Maxout]

No, I love dogs, no amount of money to fight one.

A human sure. But a dog no. Unless it's a wolf.