your dad smelled the jizz on your clothes?
ok bro hes mexican not a ****ing wolf gtfo
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08-08-2010, 12:06 PM #271Registered User
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08-08-2010, 12:06 PM #272I'll burn your fkn house
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Yeah, your dad sounds like a real piece of shet.
You're 20 fkn years old. How about you get your ass a job so your dad doesn't have to pick you up from the gym? How about you move the fk out so you can get rid of poisonous people from your life?
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08-08-2010, 12:11 PM #273Registered User
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hahahaha. Thats true isnt it! Parents that are against their kids bringing girls back are effectively suggesting that they be gay!Originally Posted by liftyeah
A friend of mine said that to his mum once, she said something like 'no bringing girls back' and he just said 'ok, would you prefer I bring back guys?'
She basically bertstared him
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08-08-2010, 12:14 PM #274Former fat ass @ 270+
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I dont think bringing a girl home is gonna cut it, you need a pro, you need to brief her first that she needs t act like you been seeing her for a while and she needs to really act it up in the bedroom when you are ****ing her so your dad can hear, video that ****, take pictures and then leave them as the screensaver on your computer.
Leave the used Jonny on the floor and wipe your cock on the curtains to really hetero it up.
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08-08-2010, 12:30 PM #275The OG of Clive
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how about move out of the house, your 20
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08-08-2010, 12:37 PM #276Sup?
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I smell troll.
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08-08-2010, 12:43 PM #277Good Kid, Maad City
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Word of advice OP:
Next time you troll with stories of your dad, don't write about how he cries for every little thing.✔ I always rep back 1k+. Just ask, I will find you...and I will rep you...
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08-08-2010, 12:49 PM #278Registered User
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to get rid of the gayness
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08-08-2010, 01:06 PM #279xx chromosomes (no homo)
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lipstick on a condom wrapper would have smeared as soon as you put it in your pocket..
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08-08-2010, 01:09 PM #280Broscientologist
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^haha i thought the same fcking thing. anywho. OP is a trollllllllllllllllOriginally Posted by BigBeard86
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08-08-2010, 01:11 PM #281Registered Brah
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fap in front of dad= profit
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08-08-2010, 01:26 PM #282OG of Shadiness
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good night sweet princess
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08-08-2010, 01:33 PM #283Mod negged 3 times crew
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why wouldnt you just bring a girl home and phuck her loudly
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08-08-2010, 01:33 PM #284Registered User
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You are a troll unless you post pics of condom with number and the name in lipstick....
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08-08-2010, 01:37 PM #285Registered User
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Yeah thats what this guy said in American beauty at the endOriginally Posted by Rolo01
In b4 op's dad kills his gym buddy and sets him up
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08-08-2010, 01:45 PM #286Registered User
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Beat the **** out of him.
If he's stronger use a bat/pipe.
srs to.
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08-08-2010, 01:59 PM #287Misc Investment Game COO
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Post pics of jizz clothes, you and stripper, and broken window glass from brick or isn't true!
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08-08-2010, 02:02 PM #288Acts 2:23-27
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LOL at your dad filing the kitchen knife....>implying he wasn't going to go cook up some cesina OP.:MiscMarioBrahs:.
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08-08-2010, 02:04 PM #289Registered Foam Roller
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lol @ smelling jizz
strong trollin
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08-08-2010, 02:13 PM #290Registered User
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Nah this has to be bull****, sorry
If my dad was this intolerant I would of killed him myself"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them"
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08-08-2010, 02:14 PM #291Registered User
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Anyone who buys fitness mags let alone keeps them on the living room table is a homosex8-16-2011 - the day Thy_Kingdom said he would rep but didn't. never forget.
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08-08-2010, 02:33 PM #292ICWUTUDIDTHERE.jpgOriginally Posted by 636 HunteR
Anyone who buys fitness mags let alone keeps them on the living room table is a homosex****Tough Love Crew(NH)****
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08-08-2010, 02:37 PM #293♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠
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Jizz has a pretty bad smellOriginally Posted by catsonfire
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08-08-2010, 02:49 PM #294Banned
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08-08-2010, 02:52 PM #295Banned
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Hook up with a girl,and fight your dad.
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08-08-2010, 03:43 PM #296Registered User
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film this
1.take LSD
2.kill your mom
3.**** your dad
4.trip ballsAction is the foundation to success
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08-08-2010, 04:00 PM #297I eat dumbbells
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Op your gonna die cuz
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08-08-2010, 04:14 PM #298i'm fawkin zeez bruh
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oh lawd. even if you are a troll, this is the best line everOriginally Posted by Scrizzle
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08-08-2010, 04:22 PM #300Registered Realist
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