What to put as friends' fb status? reps for good ideas

[laughin_man]

hes still logged in on my pc so i wanna put something good, hopefully embarrassing as his status

also, the best part is he wont have internet for about a week so im hoping he wont notice it for a while

[HerpsNAO]

"I still can't walk after trying anal last night... **** guise

[laughin_man]

"just got introduced to gay anal sex, never going back"

ok, taken into consideration

[elvis_habs]

Every guy who doesn't send me a pic of his cock tonight will be deleted from my friends list.

[rotatoo]

worst ive seen is "wow i wonder what it would be like to fuk a baby, shyt must be tight", and the responses were all raging people with kids as their avators lol

[MadDestiny]

back from the doctor, the STD's will go away in a few months with medicine luckily

[HunchBack]

"I am you, you are me, we can unite together in peace"

**** will **** his gay ass friends up (including you).

[EMartNJ]

worst ive seen is "wow i wonder what it would be like to fuk a baby, shyt must be tight", and the responses were all raging people with kids as their avators lol

Definitely something like this or something really racist. Everyone knows it's fake if it's about being gay...

[chuckarock]

"out getting anus bleached"

but word it like they typically would for their status. that is important

[laughin_man]

back from the doctor, the STD's will go away in a few months with medicine luckily

this could work

im having a hard time picking just one, i dont have his password so i wont be able to change it . . .unless i stay logged on, which im not planing on

[laughin_man]

Definitely something like this or something really racist. Everyone knows it's fake if it's about being gay...

so something about fuking babies wouldnt seem fake?

racism wont work since he only has white friends (99.9% of people in serbia are white)

[dBRAS]

i live for the nights i wont remember with the people i wont forget <3

[huuuuuge]

live laugh love

[EMartNJ]

so something about fuking babies wouldnt seem fake?

racism wont work since he only has white friends (99.9% of people in serbia are white)

It may seem fake but it wouldn't seem like somebody else put it. They may just think it's a joke in really bad taste and get mad all the same, trackin?

[tomac013]

99 % are serbs?
dont think its a great idea to piss off supressedk europeans man.
but dont let that hold ya back
maybe.... "met a great guy tonight. even got his phone number!"
"wont be online for the next week guys, need to see a specialist for that rash"
"i raged on a baby, court tomorrow. Let you know how it goes when they let me out next week"

[pharmer_john]

How about.
"It's official, the sex change operation is scheduled for tomorrow."

[laughin_man]

99 % are serbs?
dont think its a great idea to piss off supressedk europeans man.
but dont let that hold ya back

well then im one of those youd call 'suppressed europeans' . . . hes like my second best friend, cant piss him off really

[laughin_man]

How about.
"It's official, the sex change operation is scheduled for tomorrow."

ahh good one, hmm god damn dont know what to use now . . .

[mayhore]

How about.
"It's official, the sex change operation is scheduled for tomorrow."

that's not funny.

[devinn]

"i can't believe i beat the **** out of a girl last night... don't know what came over me"

[KoHuskie]

Q: "whats the difference between jelly and jam?"

A: "I can't jelly my dik down your throat."

[huuuuuge]

Q: "whats the difference between jelly and jam?"

A: "I can't jelly my dik down your throat."

lols this

[Globiddle]

Does he have any fat chicks on his friends list? If he does make the status message something about his fetish of girls of size and to pm him if they are interested. If you're lucky he will come home in a week with several messages from whales.

[K_Y]

"wishes he was Albanci"



Would that work to piss off the serb friends?

[laughin_man]

"wishes he was Albanci"



Would that work to piss off the serb friends?

ehhh not really, theyd just berstare him . . . i dont want to use anything about race or nationality, id rather go for something gay or about stds

[laughin_man]

any more ideas?

[HerpsNAO]

It burns when I pee, wtf?

[dat]

Join multiple homosexual/bestiality groups and invite all his friends to them.

[laughin_man]

Does he have any fat chicks on his friends list? If he does make the status message something about his fetish of girls of size and to pm him if they are interested. If you're lucky [b]he will come home in a week with several messages from whales.[b]

it would be strange if he didnt get messages from whales

[lrm546]

i live for the nights i wont remember with the people i wont forget <3

live laugh love

ones like this are the best..... i just put girly quotes with a <3 at the end