Mike tyson in his prime VS a wild chimp

[WannaBeJack3d]

Who would win?





VS

[Queequeg]

@ chess? the chimp

[sejoon!]

tyson in his prime can knock out unicorns and dragons and full grown crocs, just sayin

[WannaBeJack3d]

tyson in his prime can knock out unicorns and dragons and full grown crocs, just sayin

I heard Mike could knock out a bull. (srs)

[golfpunk1985]

what's the size of a chimp? Height/weight?

[HopeRunsDeep]

Tyson.. Chimp has big ears he could lock onto

[mulletman444]

a small female chimp would kill him effortlessly, sorry to say.

[golfpunk1985]

I would say Tyson would win. If he threw a couple of haymakers that connected in the right area he could knock the chimp out cold. I'm not exactly sure how a chimp would try to defend itself against a champion boxer.

[eazy e 123]

chimp would tear him limb from limb

[mulletman444]

I would say Tyson would win. If he threw a couple of haymakers that connected in the right area he could knock the chimp out cold. I'm not exactly sure how a chimp would try to defend itself against a champion boxer.

by ripping his fingers, groin, and face off? besides i highly doubt any human is strong enough to knock out a chimp, plus their bones are several times denser so youd likely break every bone in your hand if you punched one

[PeteCraig]

tyson would win ffs, he is a professional boxer, and has greater reaction and awareness than the chimp, the chimp wouldnt know how to evade his hits. 3 hits chimp would be down for the count.

[ajcoop20]

trick question, mike tyson is a chimp

[Peacenukka1129]

tyson would win ffs, he is a professional boxer, and has greater reaction and awareness than the chimp, the chimp wouldnt know how to evade his hits. 3 hits chimp would be down for the count.

to bad the chimp would already have his jaws feasted on his jugular

[WannaBeJack3d]

I think you internet people over estimate chimps and underestimate mike tyson in his prime.

[PeteCraig]

to bad the chimp would already have his jaws feasted on his jugular

i dont agree, a 150lb chimp with a brain the size of a peanut versus a 220 pound human who is taller, has bigger reach and is more agile. he wouldnt be stupid enough to get that close, he would just step in quickly, unleash a combo before the chimp had time to scratch its balls and would be on the ground.

[mulletman444]

I think you internet people over estimate chimps and underestimate mike tyson in his prime.

yeah, the lovable little chimps couldn't hurt a fly!

[Jburn]

wild chimp > any human being

[SELCOUTH]

i dont agree, a 150lb chimp with a brain the size of a peanut versus a 220 pound human who is taller, has bigger reach and is more agile. he wouldnt be stupid enough to get that close, he would just step in quickly, unleash a combo before the chimp had time to scratch its balls and would be on the ground.

i dont think you realise how jacked and strong monkeys are

[sejoon!]

I think you internet people over estimate chimps and underestimate mike tyson in his prime.

i dont agree, a 150lb chimp with a brain the size of a peanut versus a 220 pound human who is taller, has bigger reach and is more agile. he wouldnt be stupid enough to get that close, he would just step in quickly, unleash a combo before the chimp had time to scratch its balls and would be on the ground.

these. literally,

LITERALLY.

Mike Tyson in his prime = the best physical human specimen. Ever. You just can't be that quick for his weight. Just can't. Not to mention his punches....... oh fcking lawd........................ I'd rather get kicked by a horse than to get hit with tyson's bare fist in his prime. (srs)

[mulletman444]

[ajstylesisgod]

one of the hardest hitters ever chimp wouldnt have a chance

one of the most alpha men alive

[WannaBeJack3d]

yeah, the lovable little chimps couldn't hurt a fly!

Implying any random ******* couldn't mutilate an old lady

[PeteCraig]

these. literally,

LITERALLY.

Mike Tyson in his prime = the best physical human specimen. Ever. You just can't be that quick for his weight. Just can't. Not to mention his punches....... oh fcking lawd........................ I'd rather get kicked by a horse than to get hit with tyson's bare fist in his prime. (srs)

check out that bash at #2. if you think any chimp can survive a hit like that without feeling a thing then..your an idiot.

[Infinit350]

Not sure...I think it would depend on who got contact first.
I'm sure one well placed punch in the chin would have the chimp going "deeeerpppp", but on the other hand the chimp could probably tear of Tysons' hand.

[golfpunk1985]

yeah, the lovable little chimps couldn't hurt a fly!

Holy f*ck, please tell me that isn't real. Source?

[Jburn]

i dont think you realise how jacked and strong monkeys are

damn hes jacked

wouldnt fcuk with that/10

[Peacenukka1129]

the resilence of the chimp or any wild animal for that matter would be far superior to any human...there is a difference between a boxer's killer instinct and a wild animals.

[mulletman444]

check out that bash at #2. if you think any chimp can survive a hit like that without feeling a thing then..your an idiot.

a chimp's skull is several times thicker, several times denser, and wrapped with muscle running all the way to the sagital crest. so no, it would not affect a chimp in the same way it does a human.

[JTrain306]

Strong chimp haters in here

A chimp could eat Iron Mike if he wanted to

[David.G]

chimp is way to fast, would maul tyson