Lulz stupid 8s approached me at gym/New PR on shoulder press/lol @ broscience

[AfghanFreemason]

im not nervous to talk to them

i dont want to talk to them

So u are gay afterall.



/thread

[AC33]

OP get your priorities straight

Playing this at home in your room by yourself all night:




VS This(what you gave up):

[naws88]

nope. i rechanged my mindset.

i tried to go for girls, failed.

have now understood they are all sluts, attentionwhores, etc. and will disregard them. they are a distraction to life

thats the mindset of a winner

when you fail at something, give up on it forever and turn gay

congrats bro

[Vexed757]

don't have an alpha cell in your entire body

[user84810006551]

wtf man...I weigh around 150lbs at 6% and even I can put up 80lb dumbells and shoulder press them for reps with strict form.

Not only that, you suck with girls and would rather play videogames. I feel bad for your dad. If you were my kid i'd disown you.

[OC23]

OP get your priorities straight

Playing this at home in your room by yourself all night:




VS This(what you gave up):

they were hotter than those pics.

more white/white washed look. not fobby

[AC33]

they were hotter than those pics.

more white/white washed look. not fobby

even better, all the more reason why you should have done what you did

[QB_Killa]

so you could have had some hot asians doing squats and lunges at your command but instead went to play starcraft.

Son...........................

[Jattfusion]

epic fail...

1. they were not impressed by your 55 lb db presses
2. you flaked on two hot girls to go home and play STARCRAFT? SON.........

wtf brah, wtf. u giving us AZNs bad name brah.
azn pride brahh.. oc23 azn pride

[Troll_Patrol]

this makes you more homo than you were before.

[Jattfusion]

I ran OC23's story into a bull****/anti troll convertor and it gave me what actually happened.

OC was fapping in his room, during this time, at the stage too far from cumming but also too far into it to stop, he suddenly became very self aware and saddened at his current state, he imagined himself going into a gym, where he is 'the man', he set a new PR on shoulder press, he also spied two fine asian chicks across the way. Even in his own fantasies they wont come over to him, so he strolls over and offers to teach them some inner thigh exercises, they politely refuse, which is actually quite a generous reaction, seeing that he has obtained an erection as he strolled over to them as he noticed for the first time,their spandex outfits, he walks away with an air of pride that he approached, but also shame as he didnt succeed in imparting his lifting knowledge, he briefly wishes he was a terradactyl, in an ironic, dream within a dream moment, he flashes out of this, finishes his fap, and posts an exaggerated version what he now believes happened on the misc.

and the new anti-troll program is created. il buy it for fiddy buks brah

I honest can no longer believe OC 23's stories.

In for top 5 most epic misc trolls ever.

lol thers another azn brah, one with the thread on nyc trip and stalkin on a chic. i think that thread was killed

[anonymous]

wtf man...I weigh around 150lbs at 6% and even I can put up 80lb dumbells and shoulder press them for reps with strict form.

Not only that, you suck with girls and would rather play videogames. I feel bad for your dad. If you were my kid i'd disown you.

post a vid or lies

[Jattfusion]

too many e-stats

[Douche100]

why do you waste time pressing 40s, 45s and 50s when you can press 55s?

[Smudge_]

i do 30kg (74lbs) x 8.

you mad?

i do the 35kgs x 11
u mad?

[Chris.Doja]

Lol this

[Chris.Doja]

This thread makes me want to standing military press OC23 for sets of 10

[gabe2gg]

Username: OC23
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Ontario, Canada
Age: 18
Stats: 5'9", 158 lbs
Posts: 5,220
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 68
Rep Power: 734
Priorities: Starcraft 2, acquiring currency
Disregards: Women
Overall Conclusion: OC23's on dat ****gy Time

[HalcyonSky]

1.they prob were impressed. not saying 55 lbs are good by any means but most girls are stupid as fck. why else were they looking at me when i was doing my set and they came to talk to me after?
2. yes SC2 is serious fcking business. I am diamond in solo. already have 2 portraits, my zealot and SCV. might try to go for my stalker portrait tonight.

should go for the zeratul portrait brah

just did the prophecy achievements then, took maybe ~3 hours, and its one of the best looking portraits in the game imo

[datboigene]

mann you have failed more than any other miscer i can remember

you + girls = slippery slope of failing


*sigh*


someone give this man a fleshlight




OC23 WITH THE WHEELS

[SproX]

You mad I do 80lbs for reps???

[Rockchalk0420]

All it means is you passed up on these 8s.

If you are going to see them again, cool. If you did it to be "alpha" or "cool" it is a fail.

srsly, you passed up on a couple 8's for a video game and painting? Son, at your age, you have your priorities misplaced. I bet you could have gotten some phone #'s too.

Damn, son I am dissapoint. Instead of playing starcraft, you could be playing with some puss...

[Dutch24]

op is gay...

[cbrowns21]

OP - here's what you should've done...tell them you're in a rush and don't really have extra time right now, but ask for their phone numbers and you will give them a buzz when you have some free time to help them out. Makes you look good and gives you the power of training them when you want rather than dropping everything to attend to them like a whiteknight would.

[jzaw]

op = virgin miscer/gamer
op's status = *******

[OC23]

should go for the zeratul portrait brah

just did the prophecy achievements then, took maybe ~3 hours, and its one of the best looking portraits in the game imo

brb gonna check it out

[Will_B]

this is why you're a ****ing virgin

[John_Tram]

OP aren't you the same dumbass that made a thread a few days back about you sitting around a camp fire and denying some hot blonde that wanted to sit on your lap?

[HalcyonSky]

this is why you're a ****ing virgin

disregard females acquire.. sc2 portraits

[ricbig]

this whole act of "I am a naive, cant-get-laid nerd who doesnt know how to speak to women. Here is my story of how badly I failed but in my skewed mind I think I was alpha. I love playing starcrap"

old act is old