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    Funny/silly/random things to text the person you like.

    What are some funny, silly, random things you say to the person you like to keep things interesting. No white knight.

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    when u gone let me clap dem cheeks
    Did this one already.

    Didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would.
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    "What's the difference between jelly and jam?"
    You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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    I usually initiate with "What are you deepest, inner-most feelings about bananas?" (yes, srs)

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    Originally Posted by killerobotninja View Post
    You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

    lolwat.
    wrong, jelly is sufficient lubrication





    OP, i noticed you took pains to write 'what are some... things you say to the person you like'... therefore, write this: "i wish i had your cock in my mouth right now, i miss your warm semen gushing down the back of my throat"
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    Originally Posted by Brozart View Post
    wrong, jelly is sufficient lubrication





    OP, i noticed you took pains to write 'what are some... things you say to the person you like... therefore, write this: "i wish i had your cock in my mouth right now, i miss your warm semen gushing down the back of my throat"
    Yes, so girls could contribute too. y u gay tho?
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    Originally Posted by Mradam119 View Post
    I usually initiate with "What are you deepest, inner-most feelings about bananas?" (yes, srs)

    You'd be surprised where that can lead..
    "theyre full of awesome potassium and plenty of jacked fibra building **** that gets me swoler than a mother****er, packed into an even awesomer aero-dynamic protective outer sheath, who's color compliments my summer dinette set"
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    Originally Posted by dribbler View Post
    "theyre full of awesome potassium and plenty of jacked fibra building **** that gets me swoler than a mother****er, packed into an even awesomer aero-dynamic protective outer sheath, who's color compliments my summer dinette set"
    It's more common that they respond either that they love or hate them.. If she is less than appreciative of the banana, I usually ask what fruit she prefers. As you might imagine, this fruit talk is commonly misinterpreted for sexual innuendo, which is always full of win.
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