Ha Funniest **** Ever In The McDicks Parking Lot

[IrishCanada]

ok bro Im not goin to blog and make this a long post so cliffs
-friend and I are walkin out of mcdonalds in the parking lot
-walk past a car with an attractive female, in the backseat window open, friend tries to clap cheeks
-guy in the front(possible bf)gets mad calls friend a ****in homo
-friend and guy start yelllin back and fourth friend throws coke at the guy
-guy opens door to do something friend jumps the guy before he even gets out of the car lands about 2 shots
-driver starts to pull out of the parkin lot with the door still open, door cracks the mcdonalds drive thru sign looks bad for the car
-lulz ensue

[IrishCanada]

cool story brah

rivetting tale


something

[mcchipmunk]

holy crap thats so crazy but Im not goin to blog and make this a long post so cliffs
-friend and I are walkin out of mcdonalds in the parking lot
-walk past a car with an attractive female, in the backseat window open, friend tries to clap cheeks
-guy in the front(possible bf)gets mad calls friend a ****in homo
-friend and guy start yelllin back and fourth friend throws coke at the guy
-guy opens door to do something friend jumps the guy before he even gets out of the car lands about 2 shots
-driver starts to pull out of the parkin lot with the door still open, door cracks the mcdonalds drive thru sign looks bad for the car
-lulz ensue

[LAballin24]

Your friend sounds like a phucking c(_)nt *srs*

[dankydank]

lucky he didnt have a gun

[mightypigeon]

negged

[jump_man23]

if someone tried that on me in a parking lot i'd pull my pistol from under my seat (srs)

[Flootie]

typical Canadian *******ry

you and your boys sound like fukin ****s

[IrishCanada]

you mad that bf was insecure and couldnt take one guy hittin on his gf, he got taught a lesson not to talk **** when he cant back it up

[IrishCanada]

if someone tried that on me in a parking lot i'd pull my pistol from under my seat (srs)

this is canada the chance of someone having a gun is nil lul

[Flootie]

you mad that bf was insecure and couldnt take one guy hittin on his gf, he got taught a lesson not to talk **** when he cant back it up

no, you and your friends picked a fight 4 on 1

*******

[mikevall]

typical Canadian *******ry

you and your boys sound like fukin ****s

your 5'7 .... a buck 30???

you can only talk **** on the internet and not irl... stfu lol

[IrishCanada]

no, you and your friends picked a fight 4 on 1

*******

this was one on one where did u get 4 from i just watched my friend threw the coke and landed the shots i just watched there wasnt even 4 of us just me and my friend

[AcE831]

I would have gutted your friend in front of you. *******.

[Brogeta]

ok bro Im not goin to blog and make this a long post so cliffs
-friend and I are walkin out of mcdonalds in the parking lot
-walk past a car with an attractive female, in the backseat window open, friend tries to clap cheeks
-guy in the front(possible bf)gets mad calls friend a ****in homo
-friend and guy start yelllin back and fourth friend throws coke at the guy
-guy opens door to do something friend jumps the guy before he even gets out of the car lands about 2 shots
-driver starts to pull out of the parkin lot with
the door still open, door cracks the mcdonalds drive thru sign looks bad for the car
-lulz ensue

negged

[Flootie]

your 5'7 .... a buck 30???

you can only talk **** on the internet and not irl... stfu lol

you illiterate brah?

this was one on one where did u get 4 from i just watched my friend threw the coke and landed the shots i just watched there wasnt even 4 of us just me and my friend

read it wrong my bad. but still sounds like ur friend picked a fight for no reason

[IrishCanada]

negged

cool story bro

****in ******* vegeta, you over 9000 yet brah

[PerfectFormForever]

if someone tried that on me in a parking lot i'd pull my pistol from under my seat (srs)

[Mac_xX]

your friend sounds like a douchebag

considering negging

[jump_man23]

lmao

[IrishCanada]

you illiterate brah?



read it wrong my bad. but still sounds like ur friend picked a fight for no reason

your wrong because my friend was tryin to flirt with a girl, some dude who might be her bf got mad and called him a homo and **** friend obviouisly talked **** back they got into an argument my friend shut his beta ass up, i watched and laughed as the driver drove knowing how beta they really were.

[Apocc]

negged

Je suis d'accord avec ce statement brah...


On a srs note wtf, the OP and his friend are a bunch of ****s who, for some ungodly reason, think that macking on another dude's girlfriend in front of him, and then picking a fight somehow makes them alpha as fuk... Son, I am dissappoint, srs.

[PatrickBateman1]

Your friend sounds like a phucking c(_)nt *srs*

This

[CiceroSolo]

I hope your friend gets booked for assault and battery, that'd be a much cooler story

[Flootie]

your wrong because my friend was tryin to flirt with a girl, some dude who might be her bf got mad and called him a homo and **** friend obviouisly talked **** back they got into an argument my friend shut his beta ass up, i watched and laughed as the driver drove knowing how beta they really were.

or maybe it was her brother not wanting some ****s talking to his sis. and ur friend landed two ****gy cheap shots before the guy got out. how is your friend alpha and the random brah beta?

[IrishCanada]

Je suis d'accord avec ce statement brah...


On a srs note wtf, the OP and his friend are a bunch of ****s who, for some ungodly reason, think that macking on another dude's girlfriend in front of him, and then picking a fight somehow makes them alpha as fuk... Son, I am dissappoint, srs.

no if bf just shut up and let the girl talk for herself, then nothing would happen bf had to act tough and call my friend a homo...my friend is a also a juice head and gets angry pretty ****in fast guy prolly didnt know this about my friend and tried to start chirpin a dude he had no buisness chirpin

why didnt the girl say **** to my friend she must have been mirin

[CoolHandTodd]

negged for being a fukkface ******* with a fukkface ******* friend. I hope you end up in jail one day and get ass raped everyday

[niahmas]

Negged

[IrishCanada]

negged for being a fukkface ******* with a fukkface ******* friend. I hope you end up in jail one day and get ass raped everyday

cool story but what did i do i just watched lol strong generalizations

[IrishCanada]

ITT Misc thinks you are suppose to let dudes call you a homo for no reason