i've heard of three famous ones, the bible, bible new testament, and bible black. I don't know which one to start with.
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07-16-2010, 06:55 PM #1
i've never read the bible before and I don't know which one to read.
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07-16-2010, 06:56 PM #2Banned
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07-16-2010, 06:57 PM #3
i hit u up
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07-16-2010, 06:58 PM #4Registered User
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The Bible is the New Testament and the Old Testament. The bible black is a video game
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07-16-2010, 06:59 PM #5FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
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start off w/ the NIV Version, it's the easiest one to understand.
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07-16-2010, 07:00 PM #6does that mean they remove all the good stuff like the prostitution and god killing for fun?Originally Posted by ButWhole
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07-16-2010, 07:01 PM #7Registered User
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nope. but this is obviously a troll thread designed to elicit cries from theists when you make blunt comments about the bible based on a literal, un-exegetical interpretation of it.Originally Posted by Bleeber22
carry on.
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07-16-2010, 07:02 PM #8Banned
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Don't waste your time.
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07-16-2010, 07:02 PM #9Reptilian
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Bible Black is a hentai.
lol
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07-16-2010, 07:02 PM #10<3 neuroscience
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Old Testament then.Originally Posted by Bleeber22
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07-16-2010, 07:02 PM #11Registered User
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Bible black is cartoon porn brahOriginally Posted by American_Maniac
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07-16-2010, 07:04 PM #12what... hwo come i hear so much about it then, lol? Why would a cartoon porn be famous?Originally Posted by Hardcore_D00d
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07-16-2010, 07:05 PM #13Reptilian
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It's a strange world out there...Originally Posted by Bleeber22
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07-16-2010, 07:05 PM #14nWo 2 sweet
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dont even bother with those! get the book of mormon, its the only true religion!
srs. some white guy back east said he meet jesus and god and well, its a long story
but jesus said all other religions are wrong and he needs to make a new religion.
the mormon religion.
btw I dont believe this, but everyone else around me does......
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07-16-2010, 07:07 PM #15All you need to know is women started all our problems and Jesus was known as one "hell" of a partier after turning water into more wine!Originally Posted by Bleeber22
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07-16-2010, 07:07 PM #16BOZZ is a phaggot
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at least theres only one torah and one koran.
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07-16-2010, 07:11 PM #1752 Wins 4 Loses 49 KOs
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Read Revelations...sheet gets real.
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07-16-2010, 07:31 PM #18Registered User
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Location: Salt Lake City, Utah, United StatesOriginally Posted by The_Volturi
I saw that Michael Moore show, your town are freaks. No offense
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07-16-2010, 07:32 PM #19Registered User
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i rlly dont like the fictional genre so i rlly dont know what to tell u about the bible
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07-16-2010, 07:32 PM #20<3 neuroscience
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this if you want to read some wild stuffOriginally Posted by Deadgame
We need systems approach to government, no longer partisan patchwork
adios guys, ill lurk 2/15
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07-16-2010, 07:34 PM #21feel͌ͦ̂ͮ̎̊̈́̑ͫ͒͌s good man
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The Bible is an ok book brah. I never felt the emotional connection to Jesus though. I felt like his character was poorly devoloped.
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07-16-2010, 07:34 PM #22Registered User
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I read this version. It was VERY GOOD!Originally Posted by Bleeber22
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07-16-2010, 07:37 PM #23Ultra Cardio Bunny
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible
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07-16-2010, 07:37 PM #24Registered User
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Do you have any friends that have multiple wives? If so, how do they like it?Originally Posted by The_Volturi
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07-16-2010, 07:40 PM #25nWo 2 sweet
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non taken. most here are delusional,Originally Posted by kbm12345
but its a really family oriented here, and more conservative. which is nice.
its just the religion part that makes this place look weird
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07-16-2010, 07:42 PM #26nWo 2 sweet
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no. I dont have friends that have many wives.Originally Posted by wnc817
they all live in the southern part of utah.
but there is like 1 0r 2 families that I heard live in salt lake city.
but they are very reclusive
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07-16-2010, 07:49 PM #27R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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07-16-2010, 07:50 PM #28BOZZ is a phaggot
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i dont even know where to start with this one.Originally Posted by OdeToArsenal47
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07-16-2010, 07:50 PM #29Registered User
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Try the the King James Version if you would like a free copy here is a link:
http://www.mormon.org/free-bible/My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute. - Ayn Rand
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07-16-2010, 07:51 PM #30Let's go Brandon!
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read the king James version.Originally Posted by Bleeber22
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