I am on my period and last night my husband wanted to fool around, but I said no, then he asked if he could put it in there, and I said no, I was tired.
Well, he just lubed up, flipped me over, and put it in anyway.
I am so mad at him I slept on the couch and I have been giving him the cold shoulder all day. He keeps saying, "I'm sorry, but you are my wife, and its not like we don't ever do it like that!" And I say that is NO EXCUSE - IT IS MY BODY AND I DECIDE WHAT GOES IN IT, WHERE IT GOES IN, AND WHEN IT GOES IN THERE!
Anyway, I can't stay mad at him forever - so what should I do to get back at him and even the score? I am making stew tonight, and I was thinking about putting some of my period blood in his - is that too much?
What are your thoughts?