cBurN's Quest To Lose his Virginity :) (Srs) (Pics)

[DrVenkman]

haha yea brah all i can really get is her defualts cause i aint gonna add her as a friend but yea i remebered her being really cute with a nice ass she just has some dumb pictures oh well shes a cutie tho

Dude, misc has strong e-standards, ignore them. Girl #2 is a hottie. I love the glasses look, and she looks like she isn't stuck up = strong turn on. Go and get her.

[twinpeaks55]

Haha truthfully i think my text game sucks compared to my IRL game u know i just think my biggest problem always was the approach and closing i had trouble approaching but when i got that done i was golden.......for two weeks or so untill i started white knighting and they lost interst and flaked so ima not white knight this time and hopefully profit.

LOL, don't worry about text game so much. Texting too much can make a chick find you annoying and lose interest. Same with calling. Except calling someone is much better IMO. Why? 1. People use text over calling nowadays, so calling leaves more lasting impression. 2. She can hear the sound of your voice which creates more attraction especially if you have a nice voice. 3. You always get what you need to say quicker and faster.

[TDmuscle25]

Dude, misc has strong e-standards, ignore them. Girl #2 is a hottie. I love the glasses look, and she looks like she isn't stuck up = strong turn on. Go and get her.

this

[cBurN]

Dude, misc has strong e-standards, ignore them. Girl #2 is a hottie. I love the glasses look, and she looks like she isn't stuck up = strong turn on. Go and get her.

Haha yea she def is a cool and easy girl to talk too

LOL, don't worry about text game so much. Texting too much can make a chick find you annoying and lose interest. Same with calling. Except calling someone is much better IMO. Why? 1. People use text over calling nowadays, so calling leaves more lasting impression. 2. She can hear the sound of your voice which creates more attraction especially if you have a nice voice. 3. You always get what you need to say quicker and faster.

haha yea true i do prefer to call and prolly will start to after our second meet up or somthing or after we make out or somthing

and
brahs i think i found Girl 3's ******** she knows one of my friends that graduated the year before me haha i think this her not sure yet if its her pics will be coming soon

[cBurN]

Need some advice on how to approach girl 3

This is the girl who waited a whole day to text me back that i thought was the hottest i am thinking about sending her something like
"Hey You =), and yea i am good hows your day going?"

that good ..?

[member67]

i noticed a couple of your convos stretch out and linger on and on, and end with something like "we need to meet up sometime for sure"...next time try getting to the point faster.. find a common interest, invite her to some event..and not like a wishy washy "you should check it out" invite, but a direct one...your not gonna get laid by having marathon texting convos

[user3657]

Girl number one... keep talking to her. You're attractive, so don't worry about anything.

ya brah, i think your fly(no homo). if you told me you could pull i would belive you, something about your swag, its not like fake. smash that whore dude.

[FunSize1990]

Need some advice on how to approach girl 3

This is the girl who waited a whole day to text me back that i thought was the hottest i am thinking about sending her something like
"Hey You =), and yea i am good hows your day going?"

that good ..?

duddddddddde no smily face lol.

Good ****ing progress bro, strong misc standards but all the girls are 7-8's.

Def gonna be a party when the v plates are taken.

[Al_Pal]

wait wut?

this thread real??/

brah u a virgin???? ill be in the loop this friday, want me to bring some slam pigs threw?

[janky]

op; too much relying on rh advice and questioning of your convos.
You're doin it right.

I say lol jk lmao brb all the effing time in text. and i use hella misc lingo too. Girls are always like "I need a jay dictionary i dont know all your terms" lol
and then I
yanno?
nomsayn?
chaindanglinnsht

Start getting together with these hookers. Convo is on point, but you can't fck a conversation ya digg? "What are you doin in like an hour? You need to come grab some sammiches w me.. or make me some.. whichever.."
"its hella nice out today! you work? Nah? Oh sht.. we should hit up ___ lake!"

etc. etc. etc.
then you can lol, brb, lmao, and fingerbang in person yo.

[user3657]

op; too much relying on rh advice and questioning of your convos.
You're doin it right.

I say lol jk lmao brb all the effing time in text. and i use hella misc lingo too. Girls are always like "I need a jay dictionary i dont know all your terms" lol
and then I
yanno?
nomsayn?
chaindanglinnsht

Start getting together with these hookers. Convo is on point, but you can't fck a conversation ya digg? "What are you doin in like an hour? You need to come grab some sammiches w me.. or make me some.. whichever.."
"its hella nice out today! you work? Nah? Oh sht.. we should hit up ___ lake!"

etc. etc. etc.
then you can lol, brb, lmao, and fingerbang in person yo.

i like your style yo

[Amb11]

wait wut?

this thread real??/

brah u a virgin???? ill be in the loop this friday, want me to bring some slam pigs threw?

This!!! cBurn, do this. It will be hilarious, and you'll most definitely drop the v cards. And video tape it for RH. Go go!!

[cBurN]

i noticed a couple of your convos stretch out and linger on and on, and end with something like "we need to meet up sometime for sure"...next time try getting to the point faster.. find a common interest, invite her to some event..and not like a wishy washy "you should check it out" invite, but a direct one...your not gonna get laid by having marathon texting convos

Haha so true bro i need to cut it down but when they are sending me some long ass text messages i dont want to make it like a 4 word response makin it dry as ****. I gotta create an intital attraction before i can push pull ya kno..?

ya brah, i think your fly(no homo). if you told me you could pull i would belive you, something about your swag, its not like fake. smash that whore dude.

Haha thx brah

duddddddddde no smily face lol.

Good ****ing progress bro, strong misc standards but all the girls are 7-8's.

Def gonna be a party when the v plates are taken.

Haha thx i kno i think i am in love with smileys tho no homo lol i just think they are playful and fun

wait wut?

this thread real??/

brah u a virgin???? ill be in the loop this friday, want me to bring some slam pigs threw?

Haha really where u gonna be at brah we should kick it always wanted to kick it with a miscer will send u pm this could be good haha idk if we are gonna be able to do much of anything lol i am underage still turn 18 in a month

op; too much relying on rh advice and questioning of your convos.
You're doin it right.

I say lol jk lmao brb all the effing time in text. and i use hella misc lingo too. Girls are always like "I need a jay dictionary i dont know all your terms" lol
and then I
yanno?
nomsayn?
chaindanglinnsht

Start getting together with these hookers. Convo is on point, but you can't fck a conversation ya digg? "What are you doin in like an hour? You need to come grab some sammiches w me.. or make me some.. whichever.."
"its hella nice out today! you work? Nah? Oh sht.. we should hit up ___ lake!"

etc. etc. etc.
then you can lol, brb, lmao, and fingerbang in person yo.

hahaha yea i fell like i create my own idenity or swag with the way i text and even in real life lol i am not your average inner city black kid lol but yea i am gonna stick to my roots right now see how that takes me.

i like your style yo

thanks haha

[crashXCI]

solid work bro, girl #2 is def. a cutie, keep after that

[cBurN]

lol GIRL 3 dood's there is somthing wrong with this bithc lulz will be recieved tonite when i post this convo

edit think i crash and burned with this bish hahaha bout to troll her in a minute


edit 2: another thing that can be taking from this convo is that i am done taking **** from a bitch haha i cant wait for you guys to see how alpha i have become haha but yea girl 3 is over

EDIT 3: OH **** BRAHS could it be that being alpha and not taking this bitches **** made her more intersted we will soon find out

Edit 4: haha think i threw her a curveball hahahaha

[JP(UK)]

She sounds like a yoyo.

[cBurN]

2 convos coming up bout to go wash my face just got back from a 40 minute jog down to the sears tower/willis tower and back. Convo with girl 3 shows me breaking her bitch shield and setting up a poetintal date

[FunSize1990]

2 convos coming up bout to go wash my face just got back from a 40 minute jog down to the sears tower/willis tower and back. Convo with girl 3 shows me breaking her bitch shield and setting up a poetintal date

He has officially Alpha'd.

Bitch shield is like her virginity. Probably hurts more in all fairness.

[cBurN]

Girl 3:
M: Hey you =) but yea im good . How you doin today
H: Im doing pretty good...headed to the beach
M: Lucky, its beautiful outside for the beach im stuck here hot ass hell at work lol, so did you enjoy yourself saturday night?
H: Oh god that sucks. I had work today but i get out at 3 =) where do you work? and yea, it was defintely an intersting time.
M: Haha you trying to make me jealous lol i get out at 8 but yea im a floor model at abercrombie in Oakbrook hbu? haha and intersting whats that suppose to mean lol?
H: Ouch 8 oclock? that sucks and intersting meaning it was fun but just interesting alotta things happened that night.
M: Haha thats good im glad u had fun, what happened tho?
H: Well first my friends and i got lost on the way there, then we didnt have enough money to get in and then there were these guys that kept creepin on me and my friend and they wouldnt leave us alone and once we got home we had to take care of my ****faced friend.
M: Haha sounded like one hell of a night haha you drink often?
H: Nah i useully have to end up taking care of my friends. But i do occasionally
M: Awww thats cute your like the mother of the group haha well if you ever feel like drinking well have to take a couple shots togather
*This is where i am like this bitch has lost her mind*
H: Ha no im actully not.... theres another friend whos is really like the mother, she doesnt do anything at all. Take a few shots togather? Man you wanna get me drunk or somthing?
*I Seriously Bertstared my phone*
M: Lmao not even, just trying to show you a good time
H: And you need alchohol for that?
*WTF this bitch doesnt let up But i aint gonna back down my views on alcahol either gotta stay alpha *
M: Nope sure dont, its just i prefer it
*Felling like a man wasnt sure if she was gonna respond*
H: Oh i see. You Drink Often?
M: Haha well i guess you could say i drink often mayb 2-3 times a week depending on the situation im just a social drinker but i dont do drugs hopefully that gives me some good boy points haha.
H: Good boy points? too late....good boys never go to zero gravity
M: Haha ill take that, but i guess that make you a bad girl then haha.
H: well i guess it depends on who you talk to.
M: haha whats that suppose to mean
H: To some i could be bad to others i could be good.
M: Haha really u have a bad side haha i fail to believe that lol from here u seem like a pretty str8 laced girl to me
H: really? whys that?
M: haha idk just the vibe i fell mayb one day youll change that haha
H: Alright well whatever you think about me is outta my control.... first impressions useually dont change much.
M: Haha yea they do, with time. One thing that wont change is that i think your a cutie who seems pretty intelligent
H: just pretty intelligent
*Yet another bert stare, bish i just gave u a compliment take it and run*
M: Haha that "pretty" was a typo lol
H: ohhh i see. so what make you think im intelligent
*Gosh she really likes hearing about herself*
M: Well for starters you said you go to Uni and secondaly you challenege alot of what people have to say haha
H: Haha what! when do i challenge people?
M: Haha it seemed like you were challenging me on that whole alcahol situation or testing me or somthing lol
H: oh woops... didnt even mean to. Sorry about that :]
M: Haha its all good, i like a challenge sometime anyways
H: Oh man youre just saying all the right things arent you.
M: Attempting to haha but ima bout to go for a little jog, but we should meetup sometime mayb grab a drink or somthing........................... a drink of coffee that is
H:A little jog? Wow, hes athletic too. and coffee, well who said i like coffee?
M: Haha all college girls like coffee and if the dont they enjoy good conversation and thats a sure thing with me
H: Alright well i might be up for some good conversation.
M: Haha alrite, well ima about to go for a jog rite now and prolly come home and crash so ima hit you up later and mayb we can talk more about this good conversation
H: Okay if you insist =)
M: Haha whats that suppose to mean
H: To some i could be bad to other i could be good.
M: Haha you really

[JP(UK)]

Damn, impressive.

[cBurN]

Girl 2
she intiated contact today after i left her hanging last night

H: Hey : )
M: Hey You =) watsup
H: absolutely nothing...watching tv..you?
M: Well that sounds exciting......sike ; ) but im chillen getting ready to go for a jog. how was the foam party
H: It was fun actully.. i wanna joggggg : )
M: Haha you couldn't keep up hunni
H: Lol I probably can't i hate running lol
M: Haha you hate it lol yet you want to go jogging?? lol i think i kno why haha when we gonna hangout before you leave for DC?
H: When you come get me and i only wanna go jogging to lose weight lol
M: Your just fine as you are your a real cute girl. for sure the best looking Mongolian i have ever met.......... but then agian your the only Mongolian i have ever met haha but yea what day you leaveing for DC?
*You guys mirin my double sided compliment *
H:Lol thank you
M: Haha so you kno what date you leave yet?
H: I leave sat i think
M: haha alrite that means you gotta do it big friday night your last day in chicago, u kno what thrusday you should come to club energy
H: we are
M: really haha thats sick me and my cousin and some good friends are gonna be there
H: Good ill see you there then
M: Haha i know we should take a couple drinks togather before hand
H: That would be nice.... where would we meet
M: Hmmmm well you are staying in naperville rite? So thats a lil out of the ay lol but me and my cosin always drink behind the parking lot so mayb we could meet up there around the same time
H: Okay... where do you live
M: Downtown chicago in little italy
H: Ohh.. i was downtown yesterday
M: Haha really where at?
H: North avenue beach or somthing like that lol
M: oh really you shoulda hit me up
H: Lol i didnt know you lived there
M: Haha true true but im heading out to run rite now im hit you up later
H: K

So we meeting up on thrusday bros gotta go balls to the walls with this one i think i can **** if i play my cards rite

[WinterWoIf]

Seems like Girl 3 could just be teasing you, since you teased her about being the mother of the group first. Hard to tell via texting. It's annoying when you give someone a compliment and they want you to expand on it, I would've responded "well, you're a smart girl so I'm sure you can figure it out" and leave it at that.

[cBurN]

Seems like Girl 3 could just be teasing you, since you teased her about being the mother of the group first. Hard to tell via texting. It's annoying when you give someone a compliment and they want you to expand on it, I would've responded "well, you're a smart girl so I'm sure you can figure it out" and leave it at that.

haha i shoulda def used that line lol she would have been like lulwut hahaha it woulda been hilarious for a minute i was about to troll her beacuse she was acting like a str8 bitch

[RobDiezel]

op; too much relying on rh advice and questioning of your convos.
You're doin it right.

I say lol jk lmao brb all the effing time in text. and i use hella misc lingo too. Girls are always like "I need a jay dictionary i dont know all your terms" lol
and then I
yanno?
nomsayn?
chaindanglinnsht

Start getting together with these hookers. Convo is on point, but you can't fck a conversation ya digg? "What are you doin in like an hour? You need to come grab some sammiches w me.. or make me some.. whichever.."
"its hella nice out today! you work? Nah? Oh sht.. we should hit up ___ lake!"

etc. etc. etc.
then you can lol, brb, lmao, and fingerbang in person yo.

My son janky always knows what the **** to do. Listen to him.

[twinpeaks55]

So we meeting up on thrusday bros gotta go balls to the walls with this one i think i can **** if i play my cards rite

Girl #1 (mongolian) you mean? Sounds like she's just being polite brah. For instance that compliment you gave her, and she didn't give one back.

Girl #3 ohhhh ****. Be cautious dude and just keep cool.

Girl #2 is where it's at for right now man. Don't try so hard now dog (Sounds like you're trying too hard in ur text game), there's gonna be so much available pussy for you when you're in the military that it's not even funny.

[WinterWoIf]

haha i shoulda def used that line lol she would have been like lulwut hahaha it woulda been hilarious for a minute i was about to troll her beacuse she was acting like a str8 bitch

Hard to tell if she was being a bitch but you are the one who has witnessed her personality first hand. The way I read it was that she responded with the "you're trying to get me drunk" comment to keep up the teasing vibe when you called her the mom of the group. Just a bit of sexual tension. If she was actually offended she probably would've been ruder or just stopped responding. The "pretty intelligent" thing just seems like her being insecure, which can easily come off as being a bitch.

[cBurN]

Girl #1 (mongolian) you mean? Sounds like she's just being polite brah. For instance that compliment you gave her, and she didn't give one back.

Girl #3 ohhhh ****. Be cautious dude and just keep cool.

Girl #2 is where it's at for right now man. Don't try so hard now dog (Sounds like you're trying too hard in ur text game), there's gonna be so much available pussy for you when you're in the military that it's not even funny.

Girl 1: Well i already kno shes felling me or was because my she told my wingman the kid who i keep refing to as my cousin to tell me to come to talk to her she thought i was cute.

Girl3: Completely agree brah haha

Girl 2: shes a cutie i aint gonna text her tonite will prolly text her tommaro during the day ask her if she wants to go to this club with me and my bros by her house on saturday if not i will come back with more prospects haaha

also check the previous page about girl 2's situation with the outdated myspace saying she has a boyfriend i mean if she does atleast i know whats up all she wants is to **** but should that change how i approach her..?

[WinterWoIf]

also check the previous page about girl 2's situation with the outdated myspace saying she has a boyfriend i mean if she does atleast i know whats up all she wants is to **** but should that change how i approach her..?

No reason to stop doing what you've been doing. If she has ab oyfriend she's either 1.) trying to cheat or 2.) doing it for the ego boost. Continue to act the way you are and try and **** her. Why fix how you're acting if you're not broken?

[cBurN]

No reason to stop doing what you've been doing. If she has ab oyfriend she's either 1.) trying to cheat or 2.) doing it for the ego boost. Continue to act the way you are and try and **** her. Why fix how you're acting if you're not broken?

true dat true dat

[twinpeaks55]

Girl 1: Well i already kno shes felling me or was because my she told my wingman the kid who i keep refing to as my cousin to tell me to come to talk to her she thought i was cute.

Oh, that's a good sign then. But the way the text was going, maybe she's shy or some ****? I'm not one to analyze much though, but just notice the length of her texts vs your texts and what you're saying vs what she's saying (like u having to repeat your questions and all). Still meet her up though, got nothing to lose really lol.

also check the previous page about girl 2's situation with the outdated myspace saying she has a boyfriend i mean if she does atleast i know whats up all she wants is to **** but should that change how i approach her..?

I'm completely against ****ing a girl with a boyfriend, but that situation only applies if she told you beforehand. She told you nothing about him. She knows you think she's single. Therefore, act like she's single. If you **** her and she has a bf, it's not really your fault that she's a slut.