Best way to fap - new method you have NOT tried lol (Serious)
K I got a long rubber straw. very flexible and nothing like a plastic straw. It was small enough for me to insert it all the way in my pen0r (But kinda thick so juice passes through). I then started fapping and kept inserting slowly. When it was time to sperm out I sucked on the rubber straw and sperm came flying to my mouth.
Never felt something like that. Has to be long enough to reach your mouth come at me bro.
Also when I was in 7th grade my friend said " You aint a man till you eat your own sperm" and yesterday was this day for me.
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06-26-2010, 11:36 PM #1Registered User
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Best way to fap - new method you have NOT tried lol (Serious)
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06-26-2010, 11:39 PM #2Registered User
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06-26-2010, 11:39 PM #3Can I squat now?
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06-26-2010, 11:40 PM #4anteater in training
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i just tried it and ITS FUKKIN AMAZING
OP = repped
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06-26-2010, 11:41 PM #5fused out of iron
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my penor hurts just thinking about this
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06-26-2010, 11:41 PM #6Registered User
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srs tag violation...
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06-26-2010, 11:43 PM #7Registered User
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I can make a special vid for you brahOriginally Posted by Moh7
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06-26-2010, 11:43 PM #8Registered User
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lol wut
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06-26-2010, 11:44 PM #9Zipper Suited Sun God
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ive been doing this since i was eight
**** feels good
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06-26-2010, 11:46 PM #10do you even lift?
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lol wut?
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06-26-2010, 11:47 PM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by Ironmanlet
feels good man misc don't know what they missing out. What other methods you use?
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06-26-2010, 11:47 PM #12Registered User
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stopped reading thereK I got a long rubber straw.
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06-26-2010, 11:49 PM #13Registered User
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I lol'd...
but don't you dare abuse the (srs) tag again ***got.*ελευθερία ή θάνατος*
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06-26-2010, 11:50 PM #14anonymousGuest
Been doing it for years, op negged for being a fukin amateur
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06-26-2010, 11:50 PM #15Registered User
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You read the whole thing brah. You know this and thats all that matter here come at me bro u mad u probably gonna try it?Originally Posted by fecalneek
kinda high so i know i dont make much sense but i know you will do it.
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06-26-2010, 11:51 PM #16Registered User
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This is 100% serious. By sucking when the sperm is about to shoot out you are forcing it to come out faster and you get a major orgasm that you have never felt before. Both of my legs shaked and I made noises. It lasted for like 10 seconds at most.Originally Posted by SiZzLaX
even my hands were shaking.
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06-26-2010, 11:52 PM #17Registered User
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I usually think of Zyzz and Chestbrah when I fap
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06-26-2010, 11:52 PM #18
youre an idiot .every time yo shove **** up there you risk scarring your urethra. do yu want burning orgasms or burning urination? i think not.
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06-26-2010, 11:54 PM #19Registered User
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stop trying to replace Malodrax
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06-26-2010, 11:54 PM #20Registered User
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lol... not saying im gonna try it but where do you buy this rubber straw? What does it look like?
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06-26-2010, 11:54 PM #21Registered User
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When a doctor had to manually remove my kidney stone he did an insertion and I got a hard boner. I asked him if what he is doing was safe and he said yes as long as you do it very slowly, gently, and lubricationalized.Originally Posted by triscuitmisc
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06-26-2010, 11:54 PM #22I eat dumbbells
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what the f*ck... i dont even...
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06-26-2010, 11:56 PM #23Registered User
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My sister had a new alarm clock that had this rubber electric wire on it. I cut it off and took of all of the wires inside. I used that. Its pretty thick lol.Originally Posted by CheeBye
I put batteries on her alarm clock so dont think she noticed the wire missing.
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06-26-2010, 11:56 PM #24Rep Back 8k+
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misuse of username and srs tag
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06-26-2010, 11:56 PM #25Registered User
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u mad im sexy and u are 15?Originally Posted by Maxwell1995
that didnt even make 1% sense sorry brah kinda high u mad?
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06-26-2010, 11:58 PM #26Silent Assassin
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aka. Tomthetrainwreck
Z4v4 is a golf course maintenance worker.
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06-26-2010, 11:59 PM #27I eat dumbbells
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no... im at a loss to why you would do such a thing to your wang cuzOriginally Posted by RippedBrah
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06-27-2010, 12:02 AM #28Registered User
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goodnight misc. instea dof wasting time here i can go do it again.
I also see a old vibrating wii remote. Gonna put that inside my nice ass cheeks while i do the new fap method. gonna be epic.
I also like to insert 1/2 gallon of ice cold water into my ass cheeks. You need a rubber funnel and need to have a wide ass cheek hole in order to do this. need alot of practice inserting small objects until you reach dr pepper cans like me.
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06-27-2010, 12:02 AM #29Registered User
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oh I misread the thread.
I thought you put your peen into a rubber hose and then suck it or something, NOT SHOVE A HOSE UP YOUR PEEN
EVEN MALODRAX HAD LIMITS MAN.
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06-27-2010, 12:04 AM #30hes a dr. safe means low risk. he can not possibly know if he can scar the urethra. all it takes is for you to do one thing wrong to **** yourself.Originally Posted by RippedBrah
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