Best way to fap - new method you have NOT tried lol (Serious)

[RippedBrah]

K I got a long rubber straw. very flexible and nothing like a plastic straw. It was small enough for me to insert it all the way in my pen0r (But kinda thick so juice passes through). I then started fapping and kept inserting slowly. When it was time to sperm out I sucked on the rubber straw and sperm came flying to my mouth.

Never felt something like that. Has to be long enough to reach your mouth come at me bro.

Also when I was in 7th grade my friend said " You aint a man till you eat your own sperm" and yesterday was this day for me.

[Moh7]

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[Mikey13Buddha]

wat

[flexbrah]

i just tried it and ITS FUKKIN AMAZING

OP = repped

[PlasticTrees]

my penor hurts just thinking about this

[Moh7]

srs tag violation...

[RippedBrah]

srs tag violation...

I can make a special vid for you brah

[Churlimaniv06]

lol wut

[Ironmanlet]

ive been doing this since i was eight
**** feels good


















































srs

[EyesBrahh]

lol wut?

[RippedBrah]

ive been doing this since i was eight
**** feels good


















































srs

feels good man misc don't know what they missing out. What other methods you use?

[fecalneek]

K I got a long rubber straw.

stopped reading there

[SiZzLaX]

I lol'd...

but don't you dare abuse the (srs) tag again ***got.

[FAPPIN]

Been doing it for years, op negged for being a fukin amateur

[RippedBrah]

stopped reading there

You read the whole thing brah. You know this and thats all that matter here come at me bro u mad u probably gonna try it?

kinda high so i know i dont make much sense but i know you will do it.

[RippedBrah]

I lol'd...

but don't you dare abuse the (srs) tag again ***got.

This is 100% serious. By sucking when the sperm is about to shoot out you are forcing it to come out faster and you get a major orgasm that you have never felt before. Both of my legs shaked and I made noises. It lasted for like 10 seconds at most.

even my hands were shaking.

[RippedBrah]

I usually think of Zyzz and Chestbrah when I fap

[triscuitmisc]

youre an idiot .every time yo shove **** up there you risk scarring your urethra. do yu want burning orgasms or burning urination? i think not.

[Appille]

stop trying to replace Malodrax

[CheeBye]

lol... not saying im gonna try it but where do you buy this rubber straw? What does it look like?

[RippedBrah]

youre an idiot .every time yo shove **** up there you risk scarring your urethra. do yu want burning orgasms or burning urination? i think not.

When a doctor had to manually remove my kidney stone he did an insertion and I got a hard boner. I asked him if what he is doing was safe and he said yes as long as you do it very slowly, gently, and lubricationalized.

[Maxwell1995]

what the f*ck... i dont even...

[RippedBrah]

lol... not saying im gonna try it but where do you buy this rubber straw? What does it look like?

My sister had a new alarm clock that had this rubber electric wire on it. I cut it off and took of all of the wires inside. I used that. Its pretty thick lol.

I put batteries on her alarm clock so dont think she noticed the wire missing.

[LiftHeavy85]

misuse of username and srs tag

[RippedBrah]

what the f*ck... i dont even...

u mad im sexy and u are 15?














































that didnt even make 1% sense sorry brah kinda high u mad?

[Darkhare]

[Maxwell1995]

u mad im sexy and u are 15?














































that didnt even make 1% sense sorry brah kinda high u mad?

no... im at a loss to why you would do such a thing to your wang cuz

[RippedBrah]

goodnight misc. instea dof wasting time here i can go do it again.

I also see a old vibrating wii remote. Gonna put that inside my nice ass cheeks while i do the new fap method. gonna be epic.

I also like to insert 1/2 gallon of ice cold water into my ass cheeks. You need a rubber funnel and need to have a wide ass cheek hole in order to do this. need alot of practice inserting small objects until you reach dr pepper cans like me.

[Appille]

oh I misread the thread.

I thought you put your peen into a rubber hose and then suck it or something, NOT SHOVE A HOSE UP YOUR PEEN


EVEN MALODRAX HAD LIMITS MAN.

[triscuitmisc]

When a doctor had to manually remove my kidney stone he did an insertion and I got a hard boner. I asked him if what he is doing was safe and he said yes as long as you do it very slowly, gently, and lubricationalized.

hes a dr. safe means low risk. he can not possibly know if he can scar the urethra. all it takes is for you to do one thing wrong to **** yourself.