Just a cheeky topic for everyone to share their memorably humorous fart stories. Hopefully we can learn from experience.
> Today i was on the train home and couldnt control one of those deadly protein farts (you fellas know what im on about), not only was it peak hour in a full train but a very attractive woman was standing right by me. The only thing i could do was to slowly release it out or else i wouldve exploded to the disgust of all around me. But this fart was one of those "silent but deadly" scenarios which absolutely fumed out the whole carriage that made everybody cringe as they slowly inhaled my poo particles. I couldn't even stand the smell i produced, now thats really nasty.
What did i do next? the old pretend it wasnt me one, and join in with everyone scrunching up my face and curiously scanning around to falsely accuse others around me with 'that look'.
I hope the attractive lady didn't realize it was me.
Uncontrollable protein farts? FML...
Thread: Horrible Smelly Fart Stories