ive only licked pussy twice in my life. my first time was only for 2 seconds and it was alright but the second time i licked pussy it was horrible. her pussy was wet and gooey. it tasted horrible and i almost vomited when i touched it. it was red and swollen and gooey and thick as hell and it turned me off so bad. ever since then ive been avoiding licking pussy. im terrified. maybe thats why i jerk off to ass licking porn so much because at least i TRUST the ass. i know what it is. but pussies.....i dont even know whats in it. theres like 5 different substances in there, piss, pussy juice, blood, semen and goo. it really freaks me out. not for me sir, no not now.
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06-16-2010, 11:22 PM #1Banned
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i admit it, i have a fear of licking pussy because im scared of what it tastes like
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06-16-2010, 11:24 PM #2I have a bellybutton
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surely, you must be gay.
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06-16-2010, 11:24 PM #3Banged
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you're supposed to eat her out before you come in her, not after bro
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06-16-2010, 11:25 PM #4Registered Abuser
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rofl!Originally Posted by basketballer756
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06-16-2010, 11:27 PM #5I gotta axe you sumtin
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OP check your watch. i think you on that ****gytime
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06-16-2010, 11:27 PM #6feel͌ͦ̂ͮ̎̊̈́̑ͫ͒͌s good man
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You like licking ass more than pussy? I have a horrible phobia of ass to mouth ever since....well..nevermind..
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06-16-2010, 11:27 PM #7
Total ****.
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06-16-2010, 11:27 PM #8Registered User
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It depends on the girls genetics and hygiene. Some girls have a very strong natural odor, even with good cleaning habbits. Some have almost no odor, and their vag taste like water. The poon is a complex mechanism. PH balance/bacterias... its a crazy cave bro. This is one reason I will never wait until after marriage to have sex. YOU must be able to fuk/lick/snort/toefuk/nosefuk your wifes poon and love it.
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06-16-2010, 11:29 PM #9Registered User
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Eh I was just actually licking some pussy like 20 mins ago.
No real taste to it, but in return I get my dicked sucked.
Don't eat out chicks during like 1 nights stands and ****, wait till your in a realationship and you know everything is ok down there and then your fine.
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06-16-2010, 11:30 PM #10Registered User
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06-16-2010, 11:30 PM #11Banned
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theres nothing attractive about the pussy lol. nothing. its just a sea creature with flaps and gooey like substances. i just want a nice clean, little hole to put my cock in. would couldnt god make chicks pussies like tiny little holes?Originally Posted by smith12p
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06-16-2010, 11:31 PM #12Registered User
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Get drunk brah...
I always do the craziest sexual shiit when I'm drunk. Bitches LOVE to get eaten out, it's a vital part in every mans bag of tricks to be able to lick a pussy good
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06-16-2010, 11:31 PM #13does it taste like the best taco in the world? no... you wont like the taste most likely but once y ou start getting good at it and hear her reaction... youll love it.Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
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06-16-2010, 11:31 PM #14Registered User
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Im 12, and what is this?
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06-16-2010, 11:32 PM #15Registered User
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let me just get this straight.....
so you'd rather lick were human **** comes out of cause you trust it than a pussy......ooooooooook
well, just get drunk and lick as much pussy as you want then cause then you wont be able to taste it.....
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06-16-2010, 11:32 PM #16Needs to cut
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06-16-2010, 11:33 PM #17Professional Canadian
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Milk and coins brah.
Mil and mother f*cking coins.Canucks/Chiefs/Jays/Raps
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06-16-2010, 11:36 PM #18Registered User
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***** u gay...
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06-16-2010, 11:36 PM #19Registered User
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Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
If i were your father, i'd backhand you...fukk it if i were standing next to you id backhand youNative warrior on the streets and in the sheets.
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06-16-2010, 11:37 PM #20Banned
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are you saying if you saw a pussy by itself laying on a table, you would feel sexually attracted to it? im attracted to slits and holes, not sea creatures.Originally Posted by mdmass06
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06-16-2010, 11:38 PM #21EVERYTHING about pussy is attractive. I get off on eating pussy, just to know I'm pleasing a woman. I'll totally go down on a random too. I love the atmosphere of sex; motions, smells, sounds, textures, etc. Pussy is beautiful. I love fat, plump, juicy, clean shaven pussy more than anything. I'll agree with you in your ass fetish too. Its also a god send. I've eaten out some ass and its almost more erotic knowing the girl is down for that. Try getting drunk and doing it. You'll turn gay if you don't fix this soon.Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
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06-16-2010, 11:40 PM #22Doomsayer
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You prefer sticking your tongue on a penis brah ?
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06-16-2010, 11:40 PM #23Registered User
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Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
well yes if I were meant to fukk detached pussies laying on a table lolNative warrior on the streets and in the sheets.
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06-16-2010, 11:41 PM #24Registered User
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what kind of poon did you eat out bro? Jesus man. I have seen a few ugly poons, but gawd damnit man... There are some very attractive pussys out there man. Symetrical, small, tight, neutral smelling, h2o tasteing, shaven HQ pussys motha facka. Sheeeeeit.Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
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youknowhowiknowyou'regay?Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
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06-16-2010, 11:43 PM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by Ancient Olympia
this right here, I have never met a pussy that I did not like...i didnt eat every one of them out.. but I SURE has hell had a good time busting that nut regardlessNative warrior on the streets and in the sheets.
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06-16-2010, 11:43 PM #27Complain To Me
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theres like 5 different substances in there, piss, pussy juice, blood, semen and goo.
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06-16-2010, 11:45 PM #28HAHAHAH 6. And WTF is goo?Originally Posted by FenderFreak145
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06-16-2010, 11:45 PM #29Registered User
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put it in your bfs butt.Originally Posted by TheALMIGHTYAnus
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06-16-2010, 11:47 PM #30Registered User
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Your twisted, inaccurate, and deragatory description got me hard...THAT's how much I love p*ssy. You sir, are the King of ****opolous...
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