X - The Defendant
X's Boyfriend
X's Father
From original thread
-chick is a spoiled rich kid who thinks she can slap ppl around
-not her first incident and is in probation for slapping a bouncer at a club
-dumb chick and BF live in same house as OP, also in same course of study at school
-they come back from a weekend or something and chick gets in OPs face saying he had a party when he didn't
-tries to turn usman's friend, who is the other roommate, against usman
-during argument over party that never happened, she slaps him in the face HARD, OP rages but no retailiation
-misc advises OP to press charges before she pulls some shady **** on him
-day or 2 goes by and she never apologizes
-OP and his neutral roommate gives statement to cops, female cop tries to get OP to drop it, no dice
-OP's course leader tries to get him to drop it, no dice
-Chick has a blatant party at the house during exams just to make OP rage and do something dumb, OP keeps his cool
-Chick's rich daddy comes by and tries playing buddy-buddy with OP to get him to drop it, no dice
-Chick's rich daddy has talks with the course leader, outcome unknown
-Chick finally apologizes in a weak ass attempt to get OP to drop it, no dice
-Chicks BF is a major nancy having panic attacks left and right because of drama, starts seeing hypnotherapist (lol)
- Some ****g awared X on the original thread, and she printed it for court. Misc has suspicions on snitch***8217;s identity
-Bish accused OP of slander, libel, and a bunch of other stuff, said see you in court
- OP had a stressfull couple of weeks waiting for court date
Today
- OP had court at lunch time today (no pics *******s, against the law!)
- OP saw X roll in 5 min late with an entire posse, was a little intimidating
-Bish pleads not guilty, gonna try her luck in court cause she has a suspended sentence for b*tch-slapping another guy
-Lawyer reads out ops police statement, and has his witness tell the tale, mentions bishes history of violence on bouncers and previous convictions for bishery
-Defense lawyer tries to say since the the OP is so big and alpha, he scared the bish crazy, and thats why she attacked him. Then trys to call him out for trying to grab her after, but whats gonna happen when a bish act all crazy, amirite?
-Defence tried to say OP was a roided out nutcase, and couldnt be talked too and thats why Xs boyfriend acted like a little ****g and let his bish do the fighting for him. Judge saw OP handle himself smooth like a playa in court tho, and didnt buy it.
-OPs lawyer smacked down bishes boyfriend, saying he was a beta pussy who was just spreading sh*t about op because he mad
-Court takes a 15 minute recess, and they start handing out copies of the OPs slapped of a woman thread.
- OP sees bishes baller daddy in the hall during break. *trollface.jpeg*
-Judges go through copies of the forum thread. They bertstare at all the brahhs, umads, and she cant testify if shes dead, just sayin! stuff, but get the impression the OP was just lookin for advice
-OP cringes thinkin of the judges looking at all the chops and other standard misc lingo, thinks its funny a Proper British Gentleman saying stuff like bish and brahh.
-Thread did no harm (cloe call on the cal_baisey race card stuff but whatever), but misc brahs still be on a snitch hunt
- OPs lawyer says thread proves the OPintent and that bish be trippin. Case Closed.
- Defence had some sob story bs about X being troubled and lacking family structure from a divorced home. Boo frickin hoo
- The Judge said since the original thread had "kept a journal of sorts" and bishes lawyer didnt disagree, OP was in the right.
"It is not our objective to ascertain whether or not Usman acted out of malice or for justice. I myself am of the opinion that he acted honourably when most would have faltered due to the nature of his circumstances, he placed his trust is us rather than taking the law into his own hands and i commend him on this"
- Bish is GUILTY!!! Pay the court costs, Pay the OP damages, and lose the suspended sentence from when some bouncer got slapped of a woman before. Bish cries, Beta boyfriend cries, Daddy turns purple (he mad)
-Bish leaves school, has wasted years of her life, and can never follow the career pth she threw away because of multiple violent offences. OP has a workout and a protein shake. All is well.
thanks engj
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