30 bananas a day for 7 days diet

[reicherts78]

I really gave him crap about the website, now he's all upset. Lol

[phal]

I really gave him crap about the website, now he's all upset. Lol

Tough love.

[TehMan]

Kazakhstan has the most superior potassium though...

lol repped

[snorkelman]

I went back to that 30 banana website and got some more luls. They have a whole section dedicated to banana island (what they call it when all you eat is bananas).

You know how some bodybuilders stock up on supplements and even have a "post your stash" thread? Well, the banana people post their stash too:




The diet must be making them bananas because they are posting pics like these:



And they must have some serious cravings because they are resorting to this:

[n00bsauce]

I just got done reading the "OMG I ate 550 cal in one meal!!!" thread and now this. You guys are cracking me up today.

I plugged 30 bananas into fitday, there's no way this can be good for you:
3151 cal: 11.7g fat, 808.5g carb, 38.6g protein

[mbieker1]

Don't worry, its not me, its my retarded brother who goes through fad diets every couple months, vegan, raw food, vegetarian, you name it. Now he's telling me that I know nothing about nutrition (I'm 12 bf%) and workout 6 days a week. He doesn't do any activity and is mildly obese), and he's gonna do this 30 bananas a day diet for 7 days. I try explaining insulin, glucose, and other stuff like that, he doesn't listen.

So...help me with this argument, any scientific links good too. Thanks!

I hope he likes violent diarrhea.

[Benji Snap]

Did he do it? How'd it go?

[desslok]

This diet still makes me laugh. Like the guy in another thread wrote "if you want to look like a gorilla, you gotta eat like a gorilla"

[SurreyMan]

[SurreyMan]

The number 1 reason peeps don't stay on a low fat raw vegan lifestyle....

How do i know im not eating enough calories from fruit?

1. Cooked food starts to look and smell good.
2. Cooked food looks more then the toxic, second rate slop it really is.
3. Your energy, power, strength start to go downhill.
4. Your attitude starts to suck. You just want to rip apart people and scream at them with frustration.
5. You start to question this whole raw gig.
6. You get cravings during the day and evening.
7. You start to rely on discipline to keep you raw.
8. You start to make raw pasta dishes, raw cakes etc.
9. You start to question if we really need to exercise.
10. Your so thin and weak that your athletic friends start to get concerned.
11. You start to question veganism.
12. You start blending maccadamias with dulse and spread it on 1inch thick flax crackers you made at 3am in the morning.
13. You wake up at night and steal your housemates fruit. If your housemate is called banana guns and he told you not to eat the papaya, and you did, you aint eating enough fruit cals.
14. You start to want to take fancy herbs and experiement with other diets.
15. Your actually eating cooked food and reading this.
16. Youve got some Fred Bisci Enzymes in your pocket and your ready to try the 'all raw but 20% cooked rule'
17. You want to believe that Brian Clement is right when he says corn chips are better than fruit.
18. You just paid aajonus vonderplanitz 400$ for a one hour consult and he told you to put an egg on a window edge for 50 days until its putrid and then to eat it. and you did it. you saw your dog eat some animal poo and you tried it too. ( true story i just heard).
19. You just cant sleep!! you are approaching insomniac.

http://www.30bananasaday.com/notes/F...sked_Questions

Is this some kinda terrible troll site?

[MikeK46]

Actually you're trying to explain him the wrong things. None of that stuff matters.

What matters is this: he's going to be above his maintenance and therefore he's definitely going to gain fat. He's going to have a serious lack of essential amino acids and therefore definitely going to lose muscle. He's going to have a seriously lack of essential fatty acids and his endocrine system is going to suffer. He's going to be taking in a sh|tload of Potassium and therefore shed a certain amount of water weight by the end of the week.

30 bananas/day = stupid.
Making bananas your only carb-source around a protein-rich diet = AWESOME for a while

Well said, sir. I love it when people take the words right out of my mouth.

[Reidy]

This thread is epic.

[MikeK46]

I just got done reading the "OMG I ate 550 cal in one meal!!!" thread and now this. You guys are cracking me up today.

link to thread? i need a good laugh

[SideSteal]

Best thread ever.

[MajorTwang]

Fcuk him - let him learn the hard way. Won't hurt him medium/long term. Bet you a Pound Sterling he throws in the towel after a couple of days when he starts salavaiting at the smell of cat food.

My brother used to think he was clever going on a crash diet every spring to get back down to 180lb for the summer, then eat pies & drink beer for the rest of the year.

Now he's 40, weighs 260-270 and claims he's happy that way. Exercise is for Posing Muscle Mary's like his older Brother. Won't take my advice that he's a heart attack waiting to happen, so he's still eating pies 8 using his treadmill to store cases of beer.

He's also going to learn the hard way - though his lesson will hurt him properly.

[MajorTwang]

You can OD on Potassium, you should seriously try to stop him.

1 banana ~400mg potassium
30 bananas ~ 12g of potassium. The LD50 of Potassium Chloride for rats is 2.6g per kilo, which works out 1.4g per kilo, or something like 100g for a normal sized bloke. The complete lack of sodium might bring this down though.

He's probably won't die, but he might get cramps & funny heart rhythms, because his electrolytes are going to be fcuked up. Especially if he sweats a lot.

[kmal]

ROFLMAO OMG

http://www.30bananasaday.com/main/au...com%2Fprofiles

"we will not tolerate anti-fruit posts"

WHAT LOL

[bseidl]

massive farts

[ven33]

Do you guys have bathrooms here or am I gonna have to **** on a plant?

[retiredrunner]

It's pretty amazing hearing what some people consider intelligent nutrition choices... amazing and sad

[MajorTwang]

lol repped

Twice

[SupaaJ]

Your bro is a bit ****gy.

3K cals of nanners? Woooohhhhwoooohhhh the fail police are on the way.

In the spirit of the banana.

"The **** is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"

[FemmeFatale28]

The number 1 reason peeps don't stay on a low fat raw vegan lifestyle....

How do i know im not eating enough calories from fruit?

1. Cooked food starts to look and smell good.
2. Cooked food looks more then the toxic, second rate slop it really is.
3. Your energy, power, strength start to go downhill.
4. Your attitude starts to suck. You just want to rip apart people and scream at them with frustration.
5. You start to question this whole raw gig.
6. You get cravings during the day and evening.
7. You start to rely on discipline to keep you raw.
8. You start to make raw pasta dishes, raw cakes etc.
9. You start to question if we really need to exercise.
10. Your so thin and weak that your athletic friends start to get concerned.
11. You start to question veganism.
12. You start blending maccadamias with dulse and spread it on 1inch thick flax crackers you made at 3am in the morning.
13. You wake up at night and steal your housemates fruit. If your housemate is called banana guns and he told you not to eat the papaya, and you did, you aint eating enough fruit cals.
14. You start to want to take fancy herbs and experiement with other diets.
15. Your actually eating cooked food and reading this.
16. Youve got some Fred Bisci Enzymes in your pocket and your ready to try the 'all raw but 20% cooked rule'
17. You want to believe that Brian Clement is right when he says corn chips are better than fruit.
18. You just paid aajonus vonderplanitz 400$ for a one hour consult and he told you to put an egg on a window edge for 50 days until its putrid and then to eat it. and you did it. you saw your dog eat some animal poo and you tried it too. ( true story i just heard).
19. You just cant sleep!! you are approaching insomniac.

http://www.30bananasaday.com/notes/F...sked_Questions

Is this some kinda terrible troll site?

wuuut? I cant believe this is for realz their FAQ, but indeed.. it is. It is funny though because I have done the raw/vegan/vegetarian lifestyles and Im here to tell you.. there was a point in time where I would walk down the pet food aisle because it smelled good. No B.S.

[terrorwrist]

sounds legit. since there is a 1% difference between chimp and human chromosome, this diet should be 99% effective for humans right?

[trance__dreamer]

good show. good show.

[Guai]

Let his own mood swings and overall ****ty feeling be the judge of the diet. Then you can /lol at him.

[Jellyrolls]

Wow, any more than 3 banana's a day is already stupid..
He wants to eat 10 times that amount?
L>Pics of before and after

[ChaseTheDream]

At least he won't be cramping up?

[desslok]

On this diet, truly, 7 days makes on weak.

[BB4239]

lol at the Banana stash.

Need to stack up next time im at the store, gotta pick up some pre-workout Bananas.