talk to them as if they are my best friend.
I get bored at my job so when I'm standing around and people need my help I often assist them in completing their paper work and recieving their drugs. Whenever I'm filling out the papers of someone who doesn't speak English, most of the time it'll be a Chinese immigrant, I'll just start talking about how I like the girl who works for Air France, or how Red Dead Redemption is so fun. They just look at me and smile. Sometimes I'll tell them what i think about them.
I was helping a Chinese lady once, her breath was awful and she was all up in my face talking to me in Chinese as if I could speak it. She had a crazy attitude, idk why. Whenever she was finished saying something I would talk about the BP oil spill. I told her that we should declare war on England and that when she speaks her breath reminded me of the inside of an old baseball mitt.
Today, I was helping out a Nigerian guy. I looked him in the eyes and said "Yo I can't wait to get off of work so I can smoke a fatass blunt." He was all like "ohhh no english, parle vous france?" I looked him in the eye and responded with "Listen to me, Charlie (don't know why I called him that), do I look French to you? My name is Justin Beiber." All I got was a blank stare.
You guys should try it, its great fun for the whole family.
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