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    I work at a pharmacy, when I help non-English speaking customers I like to talk to..

    talk to them as if they are my best friend.

    I get bored at my job so when I'm standing around and people need my help I often assist them in completing their paper work and recieving their drugs. Whenever I'm filling out the papers of someone who doesn't speak English, most of the time it'll be a Chinese immigrant, I'll just start talking about how I like the girl who works for Air France, or how Red Dead Redemption is so fun. They just look at me and smile. Sometimes I'll tell them what i think about them.

    I was helping a Chinese lady once, her breath was awful and she was all up in my face talking to me in Chinese as if I could speak it. She had a crazy attitude, idk why. Whenever she was finished saying something I would talk about the BP oil spill. I told her that we should declare war on England and that when she speaks her breath reminded me of the inside of an old baseball mitt.


    Today, I was helping out a Nigerian guy. I looked him in the eyes and said "Yo I can't wait to get off of work so I can smoke a fatass blunt." He was all like "ohhh no english, parle vous france?" I looked him in the eye and responded with "Listen to me, Charlie (don't know why I called him that), do I look French to you? My name is Justin Beiber." All I got was a blank stare.

    You guys should try it, its great fun for the whole family.
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    hook me up with a pharm tech job
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    lmao I used to work as a dealer in a casino, we used to get a lot of little old chinese ladies in. I used to do exactly the same :P
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    I know you are just a troll, but I'm not sure how exactly you think you are trolling people by telling them dumb boring fake stories. Normally troll stories should make people mad or at least start an arguement.

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    You sound like employee of the month
    The GEEZAAAAAAAA
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    lol i wanna work at a casino
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    Originally Posted by SezerTheGeezer View Post
    You sound like employee of the month
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    Originally Posted by meatbeater View Post
    talk to them as if they are my best friend.

    I get bored at my job so when I'm standing around and people need my help I often assist them in completing their paper work and recieving their drugs. Whenever I'm filling out the papers of someone who doesn't speak English, most of the time it'll be a Chinese immigrant, I'll just start talking about how I like the girl who works for Air France, or how Red Dead Redemption is so fun. They just look at me and smile. Sometimes I'll tell them what i think about them.

    I was helping a Chinese lady once, her breath was awful and she was all up in my face talking to me in Chinese as if I could speak it. She had a crazy attitude, idk why. Whenever she was finished saying something I would talk about the BP oil spill. I told her that we should declare war on England and that when she speaks her breath reminded me of the inside of an old baseball mitt.


    Today, I was helping out a Nigerian guy. I looked him in the eyes and said "Yo I can't wait to get off of work so I can smoke a fatass blunt." He was all like "ohhh no english, parle vous france?" I looked him in the eye and responded with "Listen to me, Charlie (don't know why I called him that), do I look French to you? My name is Justin Beiber." All I got was a blank stare.

    You guys should try it, its great fun for the whole family.
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    strong 666 posts.. u evil?
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    in before one of them speaks english and u get fired
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