No Wai!!! BP wants us to call them and tell them how to plug the leak (very serious)

[colt.45]

http://bpoilnews.com/gulf-oil-spill/...line-now-open/


In this thread we will devise the ultimate plan and then appoint a Misc representitve to call (281)-366-5511


(srs)

[SLU12]

end well

[Cell-Tech]

They've been taking suggestions for a while now, just sayin'

[hadam]

this thread sucks

[Rough-Neck]

this thread sucks

this

[IYIaYBe]

Someone should troll the phoneline.

[beyondbasic]

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[pacman08]

take all of the obese people down there and stuff the hole.

oil problem = solved

obesity problem = solved

[AusPower]

What if we called it: "Everybody hates Raymond"?

[baelish]

Induce a cyclone above the leak to overcome the oil gushing out, then fill it with mud and then cement.

[MareeWanna]

Everyone on the internet should prank call them.

[colt.45]

This is what I'm suggesting, skip to 0:22

[Vinh_Diesel]

Let's offer them celltech.

[SwoleCat33]

Can anybody who is somewhat educated on the logistics of the spill tell me if my idea of using strong magnets on either side of the leak to close it would work?

[Euro_Brah]

Someone from the misc must phone and record.

Throw in lots of misc terminology too. Would be epic.

[idontdeadlift]

I live right by the office your probably calling. Assuming it's the BP towers off the Katy freeway.

[colt.45]

Can anybody who is somewhat educated on the logistics of the spill tell me if my idea of using strong magnets on either side of the leak to close it would work?

Hydrocarbons (ie. oil) aren't polar so I'm quite sure that magnets wouldn't do anything

[BlitzKrag]

lolz.. the person answering that phone probably has the worst job on earth

[DARIU5]

This is what I'm suggesting, skip to 0:22

At around 2:42, they say we need a deep shaft. I guess I can be the only one to save us all...




I know how to stop the leak, I think. Going to call in again.

[hadam]

the idiot OP negged me. lol.

noob

[SwoleCat33]

Hydrocarbons (ie. oil) aren't polar so I'm quite sure that magnets wouldn't do anything

Yes but the magnets are... they would attract each other, no? Magnets can be pretty effing strong.

[colt.45]

lolz.. the person answering that phone probably has the worst job on earth

You serious? That would be an awesome job. Listening to people who have no idea what they're talking about coming up with absurd solutions

[Non30]

This is what I'm suggesting, skip to 0:22

This might be the only solution

[AcEXBOX]

nuuke it.

[colt.45]

Yes but the magnets are... they would attract each other, no? Magnets can be pretty effing strong.

call the hotline bro

[dantheman999]

Can anybody who is somewhat educated on the logistics of the spill tell me if my idea of using strong magnets on either side of the leak to close it would work?

not really sure what this would do...

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

i suggest dropping a highly powerful refrigeration system down there.freeze the water around it. literally encase the oil in a frozen tomb. this will stop the oil from spreading and at least give BP time to come up with a better solution.

my second idea is blast it with piss.

[59kg_weakling]

Let's shoot at it!

[BlitzKrag]

You serious? That would be an awesome job. Listening to people who have no idea what they're talking about coming up with absurd solutions

It might be fun for a day or two, but i think id want to off myself after being exposed to that much stupidity

[E90LCI]

why cant they weld it shut