ITT we are in the military...

[Mr.Pooperton]

brb running a neg train on anyone that questions the military.

[blumpkin415]

brb running a neg train on anyone that questions the military.

Negged for questioning the military.

We are America's throbbing cock of justice.

You betta recognize.

[zuludddd]

brb bump

[TechLady]

brb partying too hard in the PI and missing my PC3 exam

brb getting busted in the SEAL barracks

brb wanting to do another tour but US gov't sends u back to US anyway



good times

[allenalexisalexander]

BRB doing the pushup portion of the APFT...grader counts 27, 28, 29, 30, 30, 30, 31, 31, 32

FFFFUUUU

(not in the military, but heard stories)

[05impalaSS]

BRB doing the pushup portion of the APFT...grader counts 27, 28, 29, 30, 30, 30, 31, 31, 32

FFFFUUUU

(not in the military, but heard stories)

yeah... and the grader is a fat ass E-7 that is on a p3 profile....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKINNN RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE

[05impalaSS]

brb...waiting on my re up bonus nao

I hate you too!

Nao, why dont you give me a portion of that bonus

[LandonMP]

brb running a APFT with an incline on half of the track.

[UltimateSwag]

BRB doing the pushup portion of the APFT...grader counts 27, 28, 29, 30, 30, 30, 31, 31, 32

FFFFUUUU

(not in the military, but heard stories)

hoooooly **** that has happened to me before


and also brb doing 80 pushups but the recorder puts down 63 because that's the max

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[bamatank]

yeah... and the grader is a fat ass E-7 that is on a p3 profile....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKINNN RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE

I had a grader once when I was a Spec 4 count 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 30, 31

I was about to choke the **** out of him.

[kisulkw]

BRB, see you dudes marching to the mess in like an hour; because our Platoon Warrant thinks starting PT an hour early and finishing an hour later will make us better soldiers.


Oh BTW - he's right, pussies!

[Ryan_Cunningham]

brb seeing a group of officers walking together and ordering 10 Privates to pass them in a line 10 ft apart and salute them so this way the officers have to render a salute 10

BRB, maintaining my salute for 100' until the last Pvt passes.

[MillerTime07]

BRB having training on my off day at 8am even though i work mids.
BRB working 14 hour shifts
BRB working USAFA graduation on my off day
BRB having non-cops tell me they work harder than me

[MAKUA NUI]

I think us cops see the crappier side of it than the noners (ucwutididthar?)

THIS^^^^ Thank you mam.

[MAKUA NUI]

lol bull****, 4-6 months deployments on megafobs like victory complex and 1-2 man chu's is not same living conditions. In all of my deployments ive worked with airforce ONE TIME outside the wire, and it was a JTAC crew that couldnt even figure out how to configure singars. oh and some random air force guys who dropped an incendiary grenade in thier humvee when they popped a tire (srs, lol).

Really? First of all don't ****ing cry that you do longer deployments you're the one who chose your path. Second, My careerfield is transitioning to year long tours so we're right there with you I've done a year tour already. Third, every time I have been outside the wire there's always one ****ing tard from another branch who does not know what the **** they are doing. And last the reason why there's a lot less deaths in the Air Force is because our pre deployment training is based of off CALL (Center for Army's Lessons Learned) which means we survive because of other branches mistakes. I am sick and tired of other branches not recognizing what Security Forces does. Look up the History of my career field we've been helping other branches not screw up since Vietnam.

[MAKUA NUI]

lol bull****, 4-6 months deployments on megafobs like victory complex and 1-2 man chu's is not same living conditions. In all of my deployments ive worked with airforce ONE TIME outside the wire, and it was a JTAC crew that couldnt even figure out how to configure singars. oh and some random air force guys who dropped an incendiary grenade in thier humvee when they popped a tire (srs, lol).

Must have not been Security Forces.

[Muscleman2001]

BRB, maintaining my salute for 100' until the last Pvt passes.

I'd just wave them all off and tell them to carry on after like the first 2-3 lol

[allenalexisalexander]

Must have not been Security Forces.

What do the numbers in your sig mean?

[Muscleman2001]

What do the numbers in your sig mean?

They're supposed to be symbols, but the coding got ****ed up by bb.com trying to fix something.

[G-O-A-T]

BRB I've probably been outside more than you have. .

I doubt it

So many people are unaware that we get the same conditions as all the other services. Maybe our Air Force brethren who never deploy may have it better. But, When it comes to living conditions it's all the same no matter what branch you're in.

Um no. I was kicked out of EMPTY AF showers when I was at KAF waiting to go home. Some AF Col. stated how the "conditions were bad enough as it is", that he didnt need us crowding up AF showers.

I've also seen AF in Iraq with 2 man trailers and each trailer had a toyota hilux.
They had their own gated complex that that required a code to get in. They had their own DFAC, coffee shop, laundry and so on.

Every time I deploy to Iraq I run into the most retarded people in other branches. No wonder why the death rate is so high in the other branches. Just saying. So yeah, we do have better training to survive overseas than the other branches do. LMAO!!.

Or it could be the fact that you AF fobbits are only there 4 months and never leave the wire.

BRB strong ninja edit brah

[G-O-A-T]

brb negging people on bb.com for not worshiping me

lol wut?

[beautiizhername]

BRB having training on my off day at 8am even though i work mids.
BRB working 14 hour shifts
BRB working USAFA graduation on my off day
BRB having non-cops tell me they work harder than me

repped when im off spread...lol! all of this^^^^

[beautiizhername]

lol wut?

o'rly??

[bluemarlinO4]

BRB, half day fridays when most of the squadron is on detachment.

[c0vjek]

I'd just wave them all off and tell them to carry on after like the first 2-3 lol

some tried but if they show that their annoyed then we get them

but if they play cool and laugh it off then we just left them alone....

was epic bro?

not really, was actually bad

met her at a club for 18 and up only. She was wearing a bracelet which means shes over 21.
Seen her ID which said 21, I was 19

me and her danced all night, hooked up, then chilled few times and she though it was a good idea to chill at her house. Went there, COL was there, he recognized me told me WTF am I doing because she's really 17.
We still chilled, talked, played Wii, had dinner with her parents and i went home.... COL said "PFC **** see you on Monday"

nothing happened, i never seen her again because shes underage

[blumpkin415]

For all the FOBBITs in the thread...

[MAKUA NUI]

I doubt it



Um no. I was kicked out of EMPTY AF showers when I was at KAF waiting to go home. Some AF Col. stated how the "conditions were bad enough as it is", that he didnt need us crowding up AF showers.

I've also seen AF in Iraq with 2 man trailers and each trailer had a toyota hilux.
They had their own gated complex that that required a code to get in. They had their own DFAC, coffee shop, laundry and so on.



Or it could be the fact that you AF fobbits are only there 4 months and never leave the wire.

BRB strong ninja edit brah

Really? Fobbit? You make me laugh. Ask any Security Forces troop who have done missions outside if we appreciate being called a fobbit. 4 months? I wish. I've done 5 6 month tours and one year long. Security Forces has never done 4. My careerfield is transitioning to year long tours so we're right there with you I've done a year tour already. The reason why there's a lot less deaths in the Air Force is because our pre deployment training is based of off CALL (Center for Army's Lessons Learned) which means we survive because of other branches mistakes. I am sick and tired of other branches not recognizing what Security Forces does. Look up the History of my career field we've been helping other branches not screw up since Vietnam.

I am done. No matter what some other mother****er in this thread is gonna claim Security Forces don't do **** outside base.

Bitches!!

[NC_RudeBoi]

brb getting motrin from the hospital for EVERY injury that occurs

brb making appointment to be seen 12 hours after my injury occuried

brb laughing at a write up in the forms for "system failed to operate in the O-F-F- mode"

brb knowing that "training days" are really days to make up for maintenance

[MAKUA NUI]

BRB I am in the Army and pissed cause Air Force has it better so, instead of not crying about it. I'll just call all of them fobbits. Cause what I say is true.

BRB I am 11b so worship me.

BRB I have been convicted of a felony in the past but, in the Army now.

BRB I am in the Army and I am one of the million Specialist and I am 40 years old.

[SkyTrAsH]

Really? Fobbit? You make me laugh. Ask any Security Forces troop who have done missions outside if we appreciate being called a fobbit. 4 months? I wish. I've done 5 6 month tours and one year long. Security Forces has never done 4. My careerfield is transitioning to year long tours so we're right there with you I've done a year tour already. The reason why there's a lot less deaths in the Air Force is because our pre deployment training is based of off CALL (Center for Army's Lessons Learned) which means we survive because of other branches mistakes. I am sick and tired of other branches not recognizing what Security Forces does. Look up the History of my career field we've been helping other branches not screw up since Vietnam.

I am done. No matter what some other mother****er in this thread is gonna claim Security Forces don't do **** outside base.

Bitches!!

bro its not even worth having a argument, if you know the truth dont let it bother you. thats my peice of advice. you will see it everywhere you go no matter what you do in the military.