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    Had cyber SEX on OMEGLE (bored)

    You: hello
    Stranger: horny?
    You: yes
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: f
    Stranger: age?
    You: 19
    Stranger: 18
    You: m?
    Stranger: yes
    You: hawt
    You: well im not so good at cybering
    You: how bout you start it off
    Stranger: haha me either
    Stranger: you want me to fingure your pussy?
    You: hehe sure
    Stranger: ok lets get started
    Stranger: oh i love your pussy
    You: hehe me too
    You: i love my bush
    You: its cute
    Stranger: you like getting fingured?
    You: mmhmm
    You: more
    Stranger: oh im gonna make u cum baby
    You: faster
    You: harder
    You: oh my gad! is that blood? is that normal?
    Stranger: ahh seriouly?
    You: it must be. this is a first for me
    Stranger: oh thats even hotter
    You: i start getting in the mood
    Stranger: now do u wanna get ****ed
    You: i remove my shoes which are 2 seasons old, but still fashionable
    Stranger: oh
    You: heeh yes
    Stranger: oh your pussy is so tight
    Stranger: im gonna make that little pussy cum
    You: hehe
    You: i hope you dont mind my oversized clit
    You: feels good man
    Stranger: oh i wanna cum in your pussy
    You: you want to cum so bad but then i make you soft by saying "thar she blows"
    You: sorry i can't help but acting funny. sex is so new to me
    Stranger: oh lol
    You: can you please be more assertive, you're killing the mood by being such a pussy
    You: pull my hair
    Stranger: sorry im kind of new too xD
    Stranger: you like your hair pulled
    Stranger: does it make u feel dirty?
    You: oh yeah, pull it harder
    Stranger: oh yeah you like that
    You: damn not so hard
    You: this wig is brand new goddommot
    Stranger: bahhahaha
    You: dont laugh during sex
    You: it kills my boner
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: hello
    Stranger: hi there
    You: im so horny right now
    You: eat my pussy
    Stranger: lol interesting
    Stranger: whats your name
    You: no names **** me now
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: with my 9 inch rock hard shaft?
    Stranger: up inside you?
    You: no the smaller shaft
    You: make your cock smaller
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: ok fine
    Stranger: name your size
    You: 3 inches
    Stranger: ok its 3
    Stranger: sliding
    Stranger: pounding
    You: oh gad
    Stranger: hitting your g relentlessly
    Stranger: harder
    Stranger: harder
    Stranger: pushhhinnggggg
    You: the baby inside my uterus makes this experience twice as pleasurable
    Stranger: pushinggggggggggg
    You: oh gad yes its kicking
    Stranger: am i ****ing a pregnant chick?
    Stranger: thats kinda hot
    Stranger: lol
    You: oh gad
    You: im cumming at you bro omgomg
    Stranger:
    Stranger: that was easy.
    You: nope just gave birth
    You: false alarm
    Stranger: ah ok
    You: you tangle your cock with the umbilical cord
    You: the blood makes you horny and youre 3 incher look almost like 3 and half
    Stranger: are you even a woman?
    You: yes, i know this oversized clit is questionable, but im all woman
    Stranger: i see.
    Stranger: ok well bye
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    You: hello
    Stranger: hello
    You: my pussy is sooo weett teehehe
    Stranger: my dick is so hard
    Stranger: can i put it there??
    You: oh gad my pussy is purring and saying it wants your milimeter peter right meowww
    You: give the pussy what it wants
    Stranger: can i suck it
    You: yeah suck that oversized clit
    Stranger: i want it badly
    You: oh gad
    Stranger: ohh
    You: cmon babe
    You: pretend its a lil penis
    You: yeah thats it
    You: you're really good
    Stranger: what a sweet pussy
    You: almost like you sucked a mini dick before
    Stranger: damn
    You: im so wet
    You: perhaps it was the shower earlier?
    Stranger: its wet
    You: no can't be
    Stranger: i let my dick go to it home
    You: yeah thats right
    Stranger: ill **** u babe
    Stranger: ahh
    You: put it in the blender
    Stranger: what a wet pussy
    You: my pussy blends your penor
    You: it has teeth
    You: your penis is no longer existant
    You: what remains are shredded and bloody skin
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    Stranger: boy or girl?
    You: girl
    Stranger: im boy
    Stranger: u horny?
    You: yes
    You: hehe
    You: but dont tell
    Stranger: dont worry
    You: i remove my top hat
    You: and monocle
    You: dont worry i was modeling as the monopoly guy but a slutty version
    You: make me feel sexy
    Stranger: ahhh sounds sexy ;-)
    Stranger: what do your body look like?
    You: really sexy and tan
    Stranger: tits?
    You: i have waves of beauty
    You: tits= nonexistant
    You: but my nipple size makes up for it
    You: 5 inches erect
    Stranger: niceee
    Stranger: age?
    You: goddomot im horny
    You: age is just a number
    You: screw me
    Stranger: oh yeah
    Stranger: would ****ed u now!!!
    You: oh my gad yes
    You: my 12 year old vagina bleeds in ecstacy
    You: chris hansen stares in the corner shocked
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: your micropenis shrivels after shooting your load
    You: your dreams
    Stranger: hahah
    You: you put your shirt back on
    You: covering your 3rd nipple from exposure
    Stranger: i got 20 cm dick ;-)
    You: ok? that comes out to like two inches
    You: i've recovered
    You: the midgets have now arrived and are joining in on the gangbang
    Stranger: what is your favorite position?
    You: i enjoy anything with a shoe on my head
    Stranger: u like to suck?
    You: is this a cyber or a ****ing interview
    You: jesus christ
    You: i swear 13 year old boys suck at cybering
    Stranger: would **** u hard
    You: really original
    Stranger: okay ill disconnect then...
    You: k i disconnect your robotic penis from your body
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    didn't read, but

    ITT: OP cybers with another man while one/both of them pretend to be girls
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    **** it -- OP, you gay.
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    Originally Posted by Jedan01 View Post
    didn't read, but

    ITT: OP cybers with another man while one/both of them pretend to be girls
    yes i was thrown when i read the first few lines and was ready to abort than i got to the punch line and lold.
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    Lmao funny thread xd add more
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    I do this too when I'm bored. Does that make me gay?
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    this was pretty funny
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    Originally Posted by pochieg View Post

    You: oh my gad! is that blood? is that normal?
    Stranger: ahh seriouly?
    You: it must be. this is a first for me
    Stranger: oh thats even hotter
    You: i start getting in the mood
    Stranger: now do u wanna get ****ed
    You: i remove my shoes which are 2 seasons old, but still fashionable
    Stranger: oh

    You: you want to cum so bad but then i make you soft by saying "thar she blows"
    You: sorry i can't help but acting funny. sex is so new to me
    Stranger: oh lol
    You: can you please be more assertive, you're killing the mood by being such a pussy

    Stranger: bahhahaha
    You: dont laugh during sex
    You: it kills my boner
    HAHAHA definitely lol'd at these parts. Hilarious.
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    Originally Posted by She-Devil View Post
    HAHAHA definitely lol'd at these parts. Hilarious.
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    You: i enjoy anything with a shoe on my head
    Stranger: u like to suck?
    You: is this a cyber or a ****ing interview
    You: jesus christ
    I laughed at that.
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    lmfao op! some of the better omegle chats I've read

    edit: Ok I just tried one.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hellop
    You: im horny
    Stranger: i'm korea
    Stranger: 한국인
    Stranger: 한쿡인 슈발한쿡인한쿡한쿡
    You: oh so you have vewy small penis
    Stranger: your
    Stranger: mm........
    Stranger: your from?
    You: thats ok. as an american female, I do not discriminate
    Stranger: oh~
    Stranger: hello
    You: herro
    Stranger: i'm korea
    Stranger: do tou know korea?
    You: i know vewy werr
    Stranger: wow~
    Stranger: are you man?
    You: i am an american female
    Stranger: fuck you
    You: i wish
    Stranger: sex
    You: im horny
    Stranger: ㄳ
    Stranger: 씨발년아
    You: fuck me
    Stranger: 응
    Stranger: 凸
    Stranger: 凸
    Stranger: 凸
    Stranger: 凸
    You: ?
    You: ?
    You: ?
    Stranger: bye~
    You: phaggot
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    You're a fukkin sick kunt if you want to be.

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    One more. Kinda long

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: im a horny female electrician
    Stranger: really?
    You: yes I'll get my tool belt
    You: ok back
    Stranger: do u have a pic or anything to prove it?
    You: i force my sex upon you
    You: i dont have time for pics
    You: lets just do this
    Stranger: ok
    You: ok....back to forcing my sex upon you
    Stranger: sure
    You: i use my 14 gauge stranded copper wire with a red jacket to tie you up to my bed
    You: i take out my circiut tester
    You: i place it near you chest
    You: i push the button and as i get closer to your nipples it starts beeping and flashing violently
    You: you turned on yet?
    Stranger: getting there
    You: ok
    You: my circuit tester is telling me you have strong bio-electrical currents running through your dinner plate nipples
    Stranger: keep going
    You: i dont normally like to work hot, so I have to shut down this circuit
    You: here, sniff this rag
    Stranger: im tied down u gotta help
    You: i put the rag up to your nose. you breathe deeply and pass out
    You: now your circuit has been shut down
    You: i use my wire strippers on your nipples and strip off a layer of skin. now your nips are roughly 18 gauge
    You: you wake up
    Stranger: i've had worse
    You: im so ****ing turned on right now
    You: im very impressed by your sexual skills, so I will use a tool that I only bring out on special occasions
    You: i put my wire strippers away and take out my conduit de-burring tool
    You: you excited?
    Stranger: is that all u got?
    You: what do you want me to do with my de-burring tool?
    Stranger: what ever u want
    You: i jam my de-burring tool in your vagina and slowly turn it clockwise
    You: your pubes are getting shaved off
    You: uh oh. looks like my multimeter has made an appearance
    You: if this doesnt turn you on I dont know what will
    Stranger: howed u know i was a girl btw?
    You: in my line of work I have to know what I'm doing. If I dont it could cost me my life
    You: I work the probes of my multimeter into your anus. I test for continuity.
    You: according to my meter your anus is showing about 4.53k Ohms of resistance. I can lower that resistance with my drywall saw.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    You're a fukkin sick kunt if you want to be.

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    This is great- I keep wanting to start ****ing with the kid but they're really really into it- makes me feel kinda bad. Makes me regret even being here.
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