crazy things you thought when you were a kid

[burlyman619]

i thought everything was in black and white back in the day


that when you had sex you peed in their butt

[rynofan]

that when you had sex you peed in their butt

I do. Doesn't everyone?

[MA5Bergey]

Before I ever saw a woman naked, I thought both men and women had penises.

Thank God I was wrong.

[iliveinjersey]

hahaha i thought u had to stick ur dick in the girls ass when i was young.

[Hoop_Dreams]

-Babies came from your stomach

-Wrestling was real

[burlyman619]

Before I ever saw a woman naked, I thought both men and women had penises.

Thank God I was wrong.

some women do have cocks brah

[TheStove123]

that when you had sex you peed in their butt

i LOLed

[ONpump17]

that each layer of bed sheets was imbued with complete protection against a different type of night monster. the quilt was always ghosts, and with out that they could get underneath and steal the magic so zombies and vampires etc could get through to me.

[Ghosting]

Rubbing the dust off the wings of a moth could makes you fly like Superman. I rubbed the wings and jumped to fly....body horizontal. Hurt like hell when I landed on my stomach and face. Luckily it was grass.

[burlyman619]

Rubbing the dust off the wings of a moth could makes you fly like Superman. I rubbed the wings and jumped to fly....body horizontal. Hurt like hell when I landed on my stomach and face. Luckily it was grass.

lmao whut

[59kg_weakling]

that jesus loved me.

[burlyman619]

that jesus loved me.

lmao

[Ghost1]

i thought everything was in black and white back in the day

Dude WTF!?

When I saw this thread, that was exactly what I was going to say.

[Grimbo13]

I used to think New York was the whole United States. And that US was the WORLD. I live in NY. No idea what I thought of every other continent/country.

Used to poop and pee in flowers, outside AND inside, to "help" them grow when I was real young. They usually died and my parents didn't know why for a little while. Only pooped a couple times though.

[Mister-Lean]

that jesus loved me.

this lol.

[JJWB023]

I thought that if I covered my ears, no one could hear me

[CTpump]

Thought I could fly...fell out of a tree and ended up breaking my leg

[5431]

santa was real

[5431]

Thought I could fly...fell out of a tree and ended up breaking my leg

pls go

[JerseyTriad]

I thought I was black until I was 6

[srsflexdude]

I thought time travel was real



and the hoverboard.

[FormerAlcoholic]

I discovered masturbation at a really young age. I didn't know that everyone did it, I thought there was something seriously wrong with me and swore off fapping for a couple years.

[pyzjn]

thought boxers had steaks on their hands


edit: after reading guy above me, reminded me that i thought i invented masturbation

[kazuma_kiryu]

When I was younger I was very suspicious and paranoid of everyone (even family). I feared that everyone around me were not actually people, but some green alien predator type species who were tricking me into trusting them. When I fully trusted them and lowered my defenses they would kill me.

It sounds pretty ****ing psychotic. I never fully believed it to be true, but I was always very suspicious.

[MikeD4386]

I thot the world ended at the horizon.


that I had big bones



and also that I could be anything I wanted.






boy was I in for a surprise

[cut.copy]

Used to poop and pee in flowers, outside AND inside, to "help" them grow when I was real young. They usually died and my parents didn't know why for a little while. Only pooped a couple times though.

lol, what is this, I dont even.

[xtreme3384]

that if I ate the black seeds in a watermelon I would die (srs)

[MikeD4386]

that if I ate the black seeds in a watermelon I would die (srs)

rugrats ruin ur childhood too brah?

[tdub27]

I thought time travel was real



and the hoverboard.

ah yes.. the flux capacitor

[Ghost1]

When I was younger I was very suspicious and paranoid of everyone (even family). I feared that everyone around me were not actually people, but some green alien predator type species who were tricking me into trusting them. When I fully trusted them and lowered my defenses they would kill me.

It sounds pretty ****ing psychotic. I never fully believed it to be true, but I was always very suspicious.

lmao, good thing you kept that to yourself. If you told a doctor that, you would have been labeled as insane, and put on serious meds.