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    Your girlfriend/wife farting in front of you!

    I thought this would be an interesting debate. I can honestly say in all the years I have been married I have maybe heard my wife pass gas 10 times. However I am sure many others here aren't as fortunate. Voice your concern here and how would you feel about your girlfriend/wife farting freely in front of you. I personally hate it.
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    Depends...can be cute at the rare times.


    Depends on if she's an ungodly whore or not.


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    Me and my girlfriend fart on each other and give each other Dutch Ovens all the time. She's human, why would I expect her to not do all of the things I do?
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    Soon as I hear my gf do it once I dump her.
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    I would never be with a girl who did this, if I wanted that I'd pal around with my buddies and we'd fart it up day and night, then I'd go to the "strip club" when I got horny. Hmmm actually this doesn't sound like too bad an idea anyway
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    i would take it like a bong hit
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    my ex farted during sex. i bert stared her and she was like "I tooted"
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    Threaten to piitb if she farts around you, or fart on her...Eather way I win
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    i like it when my girl farts on my tounge when im eatin' out that azz.
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    Originally Posted by SirTerrythe3rd View Post
    Dutch Ovens
    Never heard of that one before - I do cupcakes... catch em in ya hand and throw it towards unfortunate persons face
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    Big NO. Would put me off her completely & I wouldnt find her attractive anymore (srs)
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    last girlfriend used to do that until I killed her.
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    Originally Posted by SirTerrythe3rd View Post
    Me and my girlfriend fart on each other and give each other Dutch Ovens all the time. She's human, why would I expect her to not do all of the things I do?
    This. It's refreshing to be that comfortable with someone... instead of having her pretend she doesn't fart/poop/whatever, when we both know otherwise.
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    Originally Posted by ilivonsports View Post
    my ex farted during sex. i bert stared her and she was like "I tooted"
    haha yeah but if your pounding away at it you should expect a lot of air to get pumped in and out by your cawk.
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    I turned down sex because I could hear plop noises coming from the toilet 5 minutes earlier
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    Originally Posted by Evil_D View Post
    haha yeah but if your pounding away at it you should expect a lot of air to get pumped in and out by your cawk.
    So under those circumstances it is fine.
    dats queefin cuz
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    I cup my mouth over my girlfriend's ******* whenever she farts in the hope that one day she returns the favour.
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    My last girlfriend the filthy slut farted in my face while i was asleep once. I punished her by fukn her azzhole and stretching it so that it doesn't have an airtight seal anymore. Because of the lack of sealin she cant fart anymore but when she builds up enough gas it sounds like a breeze rushing down a hallway.
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    Originally Posted by almighty_savior View Post
    I cup my mouth over my girlfriend's ******* whenever she farts in the hope that one day she returns the favour.
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    Originally Posted by almighty_savior View Post
    I cup my mouth over my girlfriend's ******* whenever she farts in the hope that one day she returns the favour.
    Where's the (not srs)?
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    Originally Posted by CHREA View Post
    My last girlfriend the filthy slut farted in my face while i was asleep once. I punished her by fukn her azzhole and stretching it so that it doesn't have an airtight seal anymore. Because of the lack of sealin she cant fart anymore but when she builds up enough gas it sounds like a breeze rushing down a hallway.
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    ppl complaining about the mrs farting?? pfft...

    me n my mrs sh!t on eachothers chest @ least once a month to spice up the relationship..
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    A lot of women hold in their farts all day and release them at night when sleeping.
    This is humerous to think about, but I doubt it.
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    Never heard of that one before - I do cupcakes... catch em in ya hand and throw it towards unfortunate persons face
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