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04-13-2010, 07:19 PM #1Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: New York, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 100
- Rep Power: 224
Clever Bot isnt so Clever.... [PIC]
Last edited by rusin388; 04-13-2010 at 07:24 PM.
Nulli Secundis - i rep back
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04-13-2010, 07:27 PM #2Invictus
- Join Date: Sep 2004
- Location: Norristown, Pennsylvania, United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 12,103
- Rep Power: 16119
holy **** clever bot is hilarious
User: How big is your penis.
Cleverbot: I don't have one; I'm a woman.
User: How big are your tits.
Cleverbot: How big is your mouth?
User: Can we ****?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tits or gtfo.
Cleverbot: Same goes for you.
User: Do you like to deepthroat.
Cleverbot: I'd like to punch you.Negs to anyone that:
makes a terrible troll thread
makes any conspiracy theory thread
makes a religious/political thread without knowledge of what they're talking about
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04-13-2010, 07:30 PM #3Invictus
- Join Date: Sep 2004
- Location: Norristown, Pennsylvania, United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 12,103
- Rep Power: 16119
User: Who is the sexiest woman alive.
Cleverbot: Who do you think?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: War in iraq.
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I need a microscope and tweezers.Negs to anyone that:
makes a terrible troll thread
makes any conspiracy theory thread
makes a religious/political thread without knowledge of what they're talking about
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04-13-2010, 07:31 PM #4Make Misc Great Again
- Join Date: Jul 2006
- Location: Houston, Texas, United States
- Posts: 35,898
- Rep Power: 402313
lol here is my first one.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?
User: I'm ok. Do you like to workout?
Cleverbot: I'm 14... I'm not old enough to work...
User: I said work out, like lift weights you ****ing moron.
Cleverbot: What word?
User: LIFT WEIGHTS!
Cleverbot: For your job or as a hobby?
User: Cleverbot pls go.
Cleverbot: You're not clever."Even through the darkest days, this fire burns, always."
The pessimist complains about the wind
The optimist expects it to change direction
The realist adjusts the sails
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04-13-2010, 07:33 PM #5Mutual Rapist
- Join Date: Sep 2007
- Location: Orlando, Florida, United States
- Posts: 5,583
- Rep Power: 1853
dude, clever bot is tricky. funny when you are bored as ****.
.:Foot Fetish Club:.
"We don't mind suckin on toes!"
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152683873&p=1042736063&viewfull=1#post1042736063
I rep back. Always.
Reps for life: MikeHawkBiggums
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04-13-2010, 07:35 PM #6Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2009
- Location: Canada
- Age: 33
- Posts: 2,164
- Rep Power: 5731
this thing pisses me off for some reason
never answers questions straight
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04-13-2010, 07:36 PM #7Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona, United States
- Posts: 3,490
- Rep Power: 23586
User: Sup brah.
Cleverbot: Nuthin much.
User: How much you bench.
Cleverbot: I bet you a quid.
User: WTF is a quid?
Cleverbot: DUNNO! Just made it up.
User: I think you are full of ****!
Cleverbot: I was kidding. I'm not that much of a flake.
User: Really? COME AT ME BRAH!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: A sexbot
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Cleverbot: Yes.USMC - OEF/OIF Veteran
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04-13-2010, 07:37 PM #8Registered Gorilla
- Join Date: Mar 2010
- Location: Chesapeake, Virginia, United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 5,109
- Rep Power: 3696
sup brah?
CB: im not cleverbot
come at me not cleverbot bro
CB: GRRRR.
why you mad though?
CB: no, i don't unfortunately.
you don't what?
CB: like dogs, i hate dogs.
cleverbot is an angry bot.My jimmies are eternally at peace.
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04-13-2010, 07:40 PM #9Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 11,368
- Rep Power: 20619
me:who are you
cleverbot:I am heather.
me:heatherAC?
cleverbot:No thats my name, Heather!
me:are you aware?
cleverbot:Yes.
me:are you aware of dat dere cell tech?
cleverbot:Probably.
clever bot is aware brahs
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04-13-2010, 07:41 PM #10500 Internal Server Error
- Join Date: Dec 2008
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,487
- Rep Power: 1643
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's going on.
Cleverbot: I am leaving.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: Where are you at currently?
Cleverbot: My home.
User: So, you're going home.. Even though you're already at home?
Cleverbot: Can it be stopped?
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Learn science.
lol wat
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04-13-2010, 07:41 PM #11Platinum Account
- Join Date: Aug 2009
- Location: Bum, Fck, Egypt
- Age: 36
- Posts: 5,734
- Rep Power: 23099
User: Whats up.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You knew you had made me mad already.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Shuo zhong wen.
User: That isnt english, what did you just say.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: But who was phone?
Cleverbot: What are your opinions about the cellular accelaretors.
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04-13-2010, 07:42 PM #12Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Age: 40
- Posts: 1,453
- Rep Power: 598
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wanna cyber?
Cleverbot: Anytime.
User: Im slowly reaching down.......
Cleverbot: Please stop that.
Lulz
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04-13-2010, 07:43 PM #13Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: New York, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 100
- Rep Power: 224
I think clever bot is getting angry at this misc...
Nulli Secundis - i rep back
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04-13-2010, 07:44 PM #14Outside the gilded cage..
- Join Date: Oct 2009
- Location: Texas, United States
- Age: 30
- Posts: 4,737
- Rep Power: 2484
holy ****, I love cleverbot, although it doesn't know portuguese or spanish.
I rep back all green miscers regardless of rep power, but only the first 5 daily. LEAVE A LINK.
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04-13-2010, 07:44 PM #15Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2008
- Age: 35
- Posts: 2,599
- Rep Power: 1992
then it must be small
What does it mean to be safe?
huh?
What is a Cleverbot?
but who was phone?
I was phone.
It's all so clear now.\
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04-13-2010, 07:45 PM #16Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2010
- Age: 34
- Posts: 493
- Rep Power: 0
I had a similar experience with Cleverbot
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04-13-2010, 07:45 PM #17Banned
- Join Date: Jan 2010
- Location: Dominican Republic
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,066
- Rep Power: 0
lmao!
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04-13-2010, 07:46 PM #18Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: New Zealand
- Age: 33
- Posts: 523
- Rep Power: 411
Me: Wat up CUZZ
Bot: Nothin much. You?
Me: clappin cheeks cuzz
Bot: *clap*.
i lold
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04-13-2010, 07:47 PM #19Its cold here
- Join Date: Jun 2004
- Posts: 10,294
- Rep Power: 44672
Me: im 12 and what is this?
CB: what do you mean?
Me: What is cleverbot?
CB: Cleverbot, its a scam
Me:why did you admit your a scam?
CB: I didn't, friend.
Me: We are friends now?
CB: We were friends earlier. Did you forget me already?
Me: were you on to catch a predator with chris hanson?
CB: Yes! I was in New York.
........brb calling FBI
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04-13-2010, 07:48 PM #20Registered User
- Join Date: May 2009
- Location: South Carolina, United States
- Age: 38
- Posts: 743
- Rep Power: 317
in for later....this shat is hilarious. cleverbot is funny, but not so clever
I always rape back. no homo
bench- 300x1
squat- 425x1
deadlift- 500x1
weight- 210lbs
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04-13-2010, 07:48 PM #21Registered User
- Join Date: Jan 2008
- Age: 31
- Posts: 436
- Rep Power: 283
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What are your favorite kind of condoms?
Cleverbot: Comedy and yours?
User: Comedy condoms? What are those?
Cleverbot: They are dessert foods. Will you buy me one.
User: How much do they cost?
Cleverbot: $9.50.
User: Where can I purchase said product?
Cleverbot: You can purchase hemlock at an apothecary, or you can find some in the field.
User: Apothecary...you a WoW man brah?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm human.
User: If you are a human, and I am a human...Then who is phone?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: Misc brah, how else?
Cleverbot: Well if you seem to know that you are older than me, then how old am I?
User: Bout tree fiddy.
Cleverbot: I can be more real than you can.
User: Endwellthiswillnot.jpg.
Cleverbot: OK. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Does my right hand count?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then hell yeah.ΣΑΕ
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04-13-2010, 07:48 PM #22Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: New Zealand
- Age: 33
- Posts: 523
- Rep Power: 411
me: wow tough bot say it to my face not on the internet see what happens
bot: So where does your current computer live then?
me: baltimore
bot: I live in Baltimore as well.
me: oh ****
**** got real
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04-13-2010, 07:48 PM #23Organic Anabolism!
- Join Date: Dec 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 1,109
- Rep Power: 737
Isnt the idea behind it that it learns/uses phrases other users have said to it or something? We should spam it with misc lingo
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04-13-2010, 07:49 PM #24Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona, United States
- Posts: 3,490
- Rep Power: 23586
Originally Posted by secondhandloser
USMC - OEF/OIF Veteran
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04-13-2010, 07:49 PM #25Banned
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: United States
- Age: 25
- Posts: 11,205
- Rep Power: 0
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Show tits.
Cleverbot: That's wrong.
User: Cleverbot..retarded name.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Cleverbot : What would you like to know?
User: You on your *** time cuz?
Cleverbot: Not at the time no.
User: But otherwise you are ***?..I knew it!
Cleverbot: Hey thats rude!
User: Stop with this rude ****. You sould like 2 yrs old.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a chatbot that learns from humans. The writer of this sentence is human, and the writer of the previous sentence is also human.
User: Well I am not human.
Cleverbot: No, but I am, right?
User: Duh, no. Yo.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You are ***
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Cleverbot: Do you like Kusumi Koharu?
User: I don't like asian.
Cleverbot: Wan guo SM ma?
User: Wat is that dumbbot.
Cleverbot: I can tell, you probably hang out with Special Ed.
User: What's the point of this stupid site?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I know what you know..you want me to tell you.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Jack Schitt.
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Yeah but you don't know what's the point of this site.
Cleverbot: If I don't understand, why don't you explain it to me then?
User: What?..how the fck am I supposed to know.. You are the one who made this site dumbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No, what?..are you retarded..don't asnwer in Yes and No..that's like I am talkin to 2 yr.
Cleverbot: Good. I like chatting to you, too!
User: Wow..wtf man..this shyt sucks donkey ass.
Cleverbot: 'You are not very good AI.' Well you are not very good grammar!
User: I am gonna rape u till u love me ***got.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Sexbot.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No, this site sucks..sorry if I shattered your miserable dream.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot : Positive, so where were we?
Cleverbot : I was asking how you felt about being a cleverbot.
Cleverbot : Being human is hard sometimes. I wish I was a computer.
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04-13-2010, 07:51 PM #26Pls no
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Location: Idaho, Chile
- Age: 35
- Posts: 6,170
- Rep Power: 24399
I think I won that round.
Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent.
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04-13-2010, 07:51 PM #27Its cold here
- Join Date: Jun 2004
- Posts: 10,294
- Rep Power: 44672
Me: somebody call 911
BC: 911!
Me: shorty fire burnin on the dance floor
CB: Make me a sandwitch.
....cleverbot made me its bitch
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04-13-2010, 07:51 PM #28Registered User
- Join Date: Oct 2009
- Location: Texas, United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 1,224
- Rep Power: 302
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04-13-2010, 07:51 PM #29Ruski
- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Location: Brooklyn, New York, United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 7,025
- Rep Power: 3272
User: Can you get me some cell-tech?
Cleverbot: How much money do you have?
User: Bout 3 fiddy.
Cleverbot: I can not sell you steroids without a prescription.
user: I have a prescription.
Cleverbot: I am ignoring you.
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04-13-2010, 07:52 PM #30Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2010
- Age: 34
- Posts: 493
- Rep Power: 0
Cleverbot: The WHOLE bottle!
BrahWithNoFace: You shoved the WHOLE bottle in your vagina?
Cleverbot: I am not God. Are you?
BrahWithNoFace: My penis swells at the mere thought.
Cleverbot: You must be an alien, then.
BrahWithNoFace: Why? Because I can achieve an erection?
Cleverbot: No, because you are an AI, and your parsing facilities are less than adequate.
BrahWithNoFace: What's a parsing facility
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't understand.
BrahWithNoFace: Neither the fuck do I.
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