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    First Blowjob Story

    this is actually serious.


    so this was back in 9th grade. i was seeing this girl for a while and all we would ever do is make out. well, one day she tells me she is willing to go down on me. so after school i had to figure out where to do it. we sorta live in a city area, so the only place i could think of was on top of a parking garage. so we headed up to the very top and started making out with our shirts off and w/e.


    then she pulled out my manhood through my jeans (just through the zipper hole) and went to work. needless to say, it felt good.

    after a couple minutes, in the corner of my eye i see a police car rolling around the corner. i freaked out and pushed her off me as i grabbed my shirt to cover my dick (i couldn't just pull it back in my pants without cutting it on my zipper.) so were just sitting there and the cop parks his car in front of us.

    he just stares at us through the windshield. i was so nervous, i didn't know what to do. keep in mind, i still got a hard on through my pants just under my shirt, and my girl is sitting next to me boobs in hand.

    so finally, i decided to do something.


    i waved.









    there was a long pause. i don't know why i waved, it was the only thing i could think of doing. after about 3 mins of complete silence the cop ended up leaving. no exchange of words what so ever.

    my girl turns to me and asks "want me to finish?" which i politely answered "yes."
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    The only thing i remember from mine was it felt like i stuck my weiner into one of these things.



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    You should have asked the cop if he wanted one from your gf, too. That would defnately score some brownie points with the law.
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    pics u fuk
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    pics u fuk
    pics of what? my cock?
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    the girl...
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    It sucked. 5 minutes of licking around the shaft with some teeth mixed in on the sucking. Just said stop and ****ed her
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    Originally Posted by AceOfJacks View Post
    pics of what? my cock?
    lol
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    the girl...
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    Originally Posted by AceOfJacks View Post
    pics of what? my cock?
    the girl you phaggot
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    Originally Posted by tmertz View Post
    The only thing i remember from mine was it felt like i stuck my weiner into one of these things.



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    my first was kinda similar.. she was at like a 45 degree angle so the molars were hittin the head..
    but still felt good
    Egg foo young, En lo mein, so come on baby and have it just the same woooooynga
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    lmaoooo
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    it wasn't that great, she was still inexperienced. but even though it was just alright i remember being so f-ing stoked cause my dick was in her mouth, and what could be cooler than that?!
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    hehehhe i know the "waving situation"

    so i was doing my girl at the time on my bed and it happens to be across the street to a higher building.
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    sooo, somewhen in between i look up, out of the window and see that women somewhere two floors up on the opposing building watching us,
    and guess what .. i waved at her lolz, then i immediately burst into laughing and rolled to the side out of her view.

    heh, explaining to my girl what happened and why i was laughing uncontrollably all of a sudden was a blast, lolz i had my good time
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    i waved.
    And I lol'd.
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    my first was like sticking my cock down this
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    well i thought i did pretty good but he never came.
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    well i thought i did pretty good but he never came.
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    well i thought i did pretty good but he never came.
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    well i thought i did pretty good but he never came.
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    what could be cooler than that?!
    Then you grew up and ralised that it is way cooler to PIITB THEN her mouth...right?
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    Hells yes I do. I was in her school parking lot like 2 hours after school and I remember some where in between I had my foot on the gas pedal on accident and I was revving the car lol.

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    Originally Posted by AceOfJacks View Post

    my girl turns to me and asks "want me to finish?" which i politely answered "yes."
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