I got a vasectomy a few months back.

[chefwaffles]

Paid my 75$ deducible from my health insurance and 25 minutes later I was out the door. Filling out the paperwork and the doctor trying to talk me out of this actually took longer than the surgery itself. Just went back for a sperm test and now 100% shooting blanks. Feels good man.

Just wanted to share this with you all.

[baseball_player]

your crazy you would have to pay me thousands to do a vasectomy

[johnissocoolio]

5'8'' thanks for being considerate

[Loctus]

I wouldn't get a irreversible vasectmy for $10MM

[Mr.Serpent]

Paid my 75$ deducible from my health insurance and 25 minutes later I was out the door. Filling out the paperwork and the doctor trying to talk me out of this actually took longer than the surgery itself. Just went back for a sperm test and now 100% shooting blanks. Feels good man.

Just wanted to share this with you all.

Age: 23

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[anonymous]

your also 5'8 so would have never had sex anyway

[D-Nutt]

umad your existence serves absolutely no purpose now?


Nah - just kidding, but seriously, you will regret this decision with a passion.

[Heiber]

what do you mean by blanks, nothing comes out at all?

[Mike1991]

Vasectomy as such a young age? notsureifsrs.jpg

[Beeewbs]

Paid my 75$ deducible from my health insurance and 25 minutes later I was out the door. Filling out the paperwork and the doctor trying to talk me out of this actually took longer than the surgery itself. Just went back for a sperm test and now 100% shooting blanks. Feels good man.

Just wanted to share this with you all.

Lucky SOB. I wish I had money or insurance for that. Did you have trouble finding a doctor to do it when you're only 23?

[captain_natural]

what do you mean by blanks, nothing comes out at all?

the sperm is infertile. he cant have a baby but he can still cum

[Poppy83]

Why in the world would you do that at age 23? I'm imagining that it was not some sort of cancer or other necessity since the doctor was trying to talk you out of it.

[Mr.Hombre]

what do you mean by blanks, nothing comes out at all?

no. ejaculate comes out...just no sperm

[Beeewbs]

umad your existence serves absolutely no purpose now?


Nah - just kidding, but seriously, you will regret this decision with a passion.

Says who? Lots of people get them and don't regret it. I'd say a lot more people regret having kids than regret getting a vasectomy.

[mindblown]

what happens when you're 30 and want to have kids

[lilmanthatcould]

Guess nobody understands that vasectomies for the most part are reversible.

Also one can freeze sperm before hand to pass down the genes.



OP gets to raw dog chicks all he wants now and never has to worry about her being on the pill or a condom tearing

[TSCM007]

ROFL...


In b4 OP regrets his decision in 10 years.

[Havoc3]

Paid my 75$ deducible from my health insurance and 25 minutes later I was out the door. Filling out the paperwork and the doctor trying to talk me out of this actually took longer than the surgery itself. Just went back for a sperm test and now 100% shooting blanks. Feels good man.

Just wanted to share this with you all.

How is it you get to pay 75 dollars to bang women without chance of pregnancy, a surgery that is completely unnecessary and unnatural, yet for me to get rid of giant hard painful growths in my chest i have to pay thousands of dollars because it is viewed as cosmetic


FUUUUUUU yes mad

[Loctus]

the sperm is infertile. he cant have a baby but he can still cum

Wrong. He doesn't shoot any sperm, just the juice.

[Beeewbs]

what happens when you're 30 and want to have kids

They're usually reversible and what if he just adopts instead? We don't need more babies on this planet.

[chefwaffles]

It still looks and feels the same, minus the sperm. The actual sperm only makes up 1-3% of the actual thing, everything else is just nutrients and protection for safe passage. Since I was 19 I did not want kids, so this wasnt just a spur of the moment kind of thing.

[Shike]

I've been thinking of getting one. You're a bit young though. Your orgasms feel different?

[Havoc3]

Wrong. He doesn't shoot any sperm, just the juice.

Pheeeew what a relief thats all i need


























no homo

[arasbold]

Says who? Lots of people get them and don't regret it. I'd say a lot more people regret having kids than regret getting a vasectomy.

i know more ppl that regret not having kids than having them. normally the only ppl that regret having kids are the ones that had em when they were 15. even than, most ppl would say kids are a blessing. dunno, never had any. but 23 is a damn young age to be getting the ol snip.

[mrawdtsi]

you will more than likely regret this decision later in life after you grow up.

serious.

[chefwaffles]

I've been thinking of getting one. You're a bit young though. Your orgasms feel different?

No everything feels the same. I was sore for a week afterwards but thats about it.

[Shike]

No everything feels the same. I was sore for a week afterwards but thats about it.

interesting.,...

[AnnaMatronic]

dudes, its reversable, so if it wants kids, he can still have them.


but he can bang with domes a feel good, man

[no_tomorrow]

op you are an idiot

[meanmo]

Says who? Lots of people get them and don't regret it. I'd say a lot more people regret having kids than regret getting a vasectomy.

I really really doubt that... but im sure at 18, 20, 22, 23, and now 27 you havent changed your mind about anything... last time I checked, the purpose of our biological life was to reproduce.. choosing evolutionary failure is sweet, the ultimate irony of intelligence... just more fruit for my vital DNA....