***got put vaseline all over my car. (REPS)

[nunzie16]

Help me prank him.

So one of my ***got fraternity bro's put vaseline all over my car's windshield, door handles, trunk, mirrors, etc. The only thing I did was park in such a way that made him have to make a 3 point turn in order to get out of the parking lot. The reason I parked bad was because some chick was parked in my spot.

Anyways, I woke up Saturday morning to my car covered in vaseline. I already figured out who did it and I want to get them back.

April fools is in 2 days and I want to think of something original yet annoying as hell to get off. I had just washed and waxed my bimmer and had to spend 2 hours just getting the stuff off.

Give me ideas. Thanks

WILL REP

[iNegUthenLol]

[HTML_Rulez_D00d]

kill his parents and put it in chili and get him to eat it.

[jujuB]

how did you clean off the vaseline?

just kick their ass lol.

a man should NEVER fck with another mans car

[IceCoal]

butter on floor gig?

[Tubbith]

if you're 100 on who it is, break fluid on his car.

[ImpulsePainter]

how did you clean off the vaseline?

just kick their ass lol.

a man should NEVER fck with another mans car

if he knew him, and no damage was done, then no harm done imo (although it sure would be a bitch to clean it)

if it damaged the paint, then that's a whole different story.

[wanaBsedated]

I so almost keyed a car today that was parked in the middle of two spots but it was daytime.

[DerekOlson]

fap on his pillow....

you win twice

[pedobearu_aware]

Does he have a sister?

[stevedarsh]

when someone pissed me off i went to a deli at the end of a day and asked for any spare animal parts they were about to throw away, splattered that **** all over their car.

[nunzie16]

if he knew him, and no damage was done, then no harm done imo (although it sure would be a bitch to clean it)

if it damaged the paint, then that's a whole different story.

It didn't damage my car but still. It sucks after I spent the previous day cleaning and waxing my car to it covered with vaseline.

It took me a long time to just get some of it off. I used kitchen soap, a rag and lots of warm water.

Now the dust is all sticking to the vaseline residue.

[RalphNader420]

ninja rock the windows on his car

[Nub_Lurker]

how about fk his mom in the ass? or cum in his car? ahaha

[bobbyfresh]

fill car with styrofoam popcorn



but it sounds like hes a douche, so he will probably let it spill everywhere and not pick it up

[jujuB]

if he knew him, and no damage was done, then no harm done imo (although it sure would be a bitch to clean it)

if it damaged the paint, then that's a whole different story.

lol no...are you a car enthusiast?
acceptable is window paint

apparently you have to scrape the vaseline off... at least they didn't put sand in it.

[bobbyfresh]

btw, if you do, you BETTER post pics

or else

[nunzie16]

fap on his pillow....

you win twice

Ghey

Does he have a sister?

Nope

when someone pissed me off i went to a deli at the end of a day and asked for any spare animal parts they were about to throw away, splattered that **** all over their car.

Good one. I might have a tough time finding a deli but I may just do this...

how about fk his mom in the ass? or cum in his car? ahaha

Yeah how am I going to get in his car?

[thrillkiller]

It didn't damage my car but still. It sucks after I spent the previous day cleaning and waxing my car to it covered with vaseline.

It took me a long time to just get some of it off. I used kitchen soap, a rag and lots of warm water.

Now the dust is all sticking to the vaseline residue.

wow that sucks brah. what kind of bmw?

I remember reading something on motortrend (found it):

"Go to auto zone, and buy a cheap car horn. Get some duct tape, and possibly some spare wiring. Pull of the taillight cover, and pull out the bulbe. Attach the wiring from the bulb to the horn, and tape the horn to the bottom of the car (Somewhere where it won't get knocked off. Gas tank works.)Replace the brake light cover.

Viola. Every time he hits the brakes, the horn will go off. If you placed it in a good spot, they won't think to look for a horn - they'll figure it's their own horn malfuctioning."

[nunzie16]

fill car with styrofoam popcorn


but it sounds like hes a douche, so he will probably let it spill everywhere and not pick it up

Yeah a total douche. Might consider this

lol no...are you a car enthusiast?
acceptable is window paint

apparently you have to scrape the vaseline off... at least they didn't put sand in it.

Yeah I love cars. What would window paint do? You just wash it off...

[Jakus]

Ghey



Nope



Good one. I might have a tough time finding a deli but I may just do this...



Yeah how am I going to get in his car?

Put a can of shaving foam in the freezer, wait until it freezes and then cut the bottom off with a hacksaw. Leave it in his car and as the shaving foam unfreezes it will expand all the way through his car.


Edit- cable tie on drive shaft so it makes a ticking sound and connect one of the blinkers to the horn kinda like the other guy up there said.

[nunzie16]

wow that sucks brah. what kind of bmw?

I remember reading something on motortrend (found it):

"Go to auto zone, and buy a cheap car horn. Get some duct tape, and possibly some spare wiring. Pull of the taillight cover, and pull out the bulbe. Attach the wiring from the bulb to the horn, and tape the horn to the bottom of the car (Somewhere where it won't get knocked off. Gas tank works.)Replace the brake light cover.

Viola. Every time he hits the brakes, the horn will go off. If you placed it in a good spot, they won't think to look for a horn - they'll figure it's their own horn malfuctioning."

This is awesome. I have a 328i

[itsallinurhead]

Put wrapping paper in the doorways to his room. Behind that put something heavy like a desk or something. That way, when he tries to break through the wrapping paper he will end up ****ing himself up on the immovable object.


We do this all the time here. Pretty funny.

[nunzie16]

Put a can of shaving foam in the freezer, wait until it freezes and then cut the bottom off with a hacksaw. Leave it in his car and as the shaving foam unfreezes it will expand all the way through his car.

Or possibly put this under his blankets? repped

[chincup]

put his toothbrush up your ass

[nickrut]

Take a dump on his windshield.

[jujuB]

Yeah a total douche. Might consider this



Yeah I love cars. What would window paint do? You just wash it off...

exactly, no harm done.

just window paint on the window lol

but what they did is a pain in the assss...

[bobbyfresh]

poop on a paper plate and slide it under his seat

[SiL3nT44]

wow that sucks brah. what kind of bmw?

I remember reading something on motortrend (found it):

"Go to auto zone, and buy a cheap car horn. Get some duct tape, and possibly some spare wiring. Pull of the taillight cover, and pull out the bulbe. Attach the wiring from the bulb to the horn, and tape the horn to the bottom of the car (Somewhere where it won't get knocked off. Gas tank works.)Replace the brake light cover.

Viola. Every time he hits the brakes, the horn will go off. If you placed it in a good spot, they won't think to look for a horn - they'll figure it's their own horn malfuctioning."

LOL I can just imagine that car horn prank

[DerekSuds]

get a really retarded bumper sticker and put it on his car. he might not even notice at first. I remember seeing these "I park like a douchebag" bumper stickers a little while ago