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How to get a girl to suck your cock
Cliffs:
Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
Sit side by side on a couch
Get a blanket for you
Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
Progress to making out
Give her a massage
Give a good one
Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
Whip it out
NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.
Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.
Discuss
Last edited by The_Reaper; 04-01-2010 at 04:51 PM.
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Cliffs:
-Whip your penis out
-"put this **** in yo mouth bitch!"
-Sit back and relax
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I just slap the back of their heads and say "get suckin'"
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lol
the problem is 95% of mics CAN'T get a girl to watch a movie to start with.
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Originally Posted by BulkinBrah
need a link to all these pics
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If you have a girlfriend. The next time she sucks your winky, make sure you tell her how cool she is for doing it, make her feel special like she's really good and no others girls are that cool. She'll become adDICKted.
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See girl.
Pull to side of road and flash your headlights or roll your window down.
Ask her if she's "looking."
Open door, give her a twenty.
Unzip, and party on.
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Originally Posted by TheAntihero
need a link to all these pics
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most miscers will never get to the first step of getting a girl to watch a movie together with.
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Originally Posted by TheAntihero
need a link to all these pics
this
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I have tested this multiple times*, and tomorrow I'll be doing it again.
*the last time I was extremely nonchalanant and "aggressive" about it and simply made out, smiled, and whipped my dick out. She said "don't cum in my mouth", and sucked my dick.
Key ingredient: "this is normal. This is expected. you would be shocked and weirded out if she did NOT suck you off". With that attitude, everything just flows.
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Originally Posted by The_Reaper
Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
Whip it out
NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.
Discuss
This works all the time
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What you dont realise is, most girls want to feel like being taken advantage of, a sort of rape. All you have to do, is wake her up, say you've got something for her, and show her your cock. She will most likely suck it, if she doesnt, just punch her hard so she's knocked out and say she had a dream. You can sleep at a friends house and claim to never even be there that night. But really, just show her your cock, everything will work from there.
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Can I say "go go gatchet di.ck"
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Originally Posted by The_Reaper
I have tested this multiple times*, and tomorrow I'll be doing it again.
*the last time I was extremely nonchalanant and "aggressive" about it and simply made out, smiled, and whipped my dick out. She said "don't cum in my mouth", and sucked my dick.
Key ingredient: "this is normal. This is expected. you would be shocked and weirded out if she did NOT suck you off". With that attitude, everything just flows.
lol i poke my cock out and keep looking at her then my cock whilst waggling my eyebrows
never fails
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Originally Posted by The_Reaper
Cliffs:
Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
Sit side by side on a couch
Get a blanket for you
Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
Progress to making out
Give her a massage
Give a good one
Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
Whip it out
NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.
Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.
Discuss
**** works. Thoroughly tested with Dawn of the dead
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I use the stick my dick through a hole in the bottom of a pizza box and ask her if she wants a slice technique. 60% of the time it works everytime.
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step 1: get girlfriend
step 2: just ask (99% of the time there's no reason for her to say no, if there is proceed to step 3)
step 3: slap a bish.
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The ****ed up thing is, you'd be shocked at how many girls go with this gorilla pimp **** and then cry rape the next day.
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Originally Posted by The_Reaper
Cliffs:
Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
Sit side by side on a couch
Get a blanket for you
Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
Progress to making out
Give her a massage
Give a good one
Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
Whip it out
NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.
Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.
Discuss
this.
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