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    How to get a girl to suck your cock

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    Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
    Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
    Sit side by side on a couch
    Get a blanket for you
    Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
    Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
    Progress to making out
    Give her a massage
    Give a good one
    Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
    Whip it out
    NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.

    Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.


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    I just slap the back of their heads and say "get suckin'"
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    Originally Posted by BulkinBrah View Post
    need a link to all these pics
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    If you have a girlfriend. The next time she sucks your winky, make sure you tell her how cool she is for doing it, make her feel special like she's really good and no others girls are that cool. She'll become adDICKted.
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    most miscers will never get to the first step of getting a girl to watch a movie together with.
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    I have tested this multiple times*, and tomorrow I'll be doing it again.


    *the last time I was extremely nonchalanant and "aggressive" about it and simply made out, smiled, and whipped my dick out. She said "don't cum in my mouth", and sucked my dick.

    Key ingredient: "this is normal. This is expected. you would be shocked and weirded out if she did NOT suck you off". With that attitude, everything just flows.
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    Originally Posted by The_Reaper View Post
    Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
    Whip it out
    NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.

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    What you dont realise is, most girls want to feel like being taken advantage of, a sort of rape. All you have to do, is wake her up, say you've got something for her, and show her your cock. She will most likely suck it, if she doesnt, just punch her hard so she's knocked out and say she had a dream. You can sleep at a friends house and claim to never even be there that night. But really, just show her your cock, everything will work from there.
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    Originally Posted by The_Reaper View Post
    I have tested this multiple times*, and tomorrow I'll be doing it again.


    *the last time I was extremely nonchalanant and "aggressive" about it and simply made out, smiled, and whipped my dick out. She said "don't cum in my mouth", and sucked my dick.

    Key ingredient: "this is normal. This is expected. you would be shocked and weirded out if she did NOT suck you off". With that attitude, everything just flows.
    lol i poke my cock out and keep looking at her then my cock whilst waggling my eyebrows


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    Originally Posted by The_Reaper View Post
    Cliffs:

    Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
    Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
    Sit side by side on a couch
    Get a blanket for you
    Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
    Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
    Progress to making out
    Give her a massage
    Give a good one
    Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
    Whip it out
    NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.

    Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.


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    I use the stick my dick through a hole in the bottom of a pizza box and ask her if she wants a slice technique. 60% of the time it works everytime.
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    step 1: get girlfriend
    step 2: just ask (99% of the time there's no reason for her to say no, if there is proceed to step 3)
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    Originally Posted by The_Reaper View Post
    Cliffs:

    Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
    Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
    Sit side by side on a couch
    Get a blanket for you
    Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
    Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
    Progress to making out
    Give her a massage
    Give a good one
    Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
    Whip it out
    NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.

    Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.


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