Watch a movie with her (edit: tune in later for a post on "How to Get a Gurl 2 Watch a Movie wit yu!"
Make sure it's horror, or, as second best, comedy. But atrociously bad so you wont watch it.
Sit side by side on a couch
Get a blanket for you
Do not show a single hint of timidity: fling your arm around her
Tease her and tickle her, get her laughing
Progress to making out
Give her a massage
Give a good one
Then simply slide her hand onto your crotch
Whip it out
NEVER HESITATE. NEVER LOOK UNCERTAIN.
Unless she's a complete bish, she will slobber on your knob.
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How to get a girl to suck your cock
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04-01-2010, 05:46 PM #10I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. There is an idea of TheAntihero; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
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I have tested this multiple times*, and tomorrow I'll be doing it again.
*the last time I was extremely nonchalanant and "aggressive" about it and simply made out, smiled, and whipped my dick out. She said "don't cum in my mouth", and sucked my dick.
Key ingredient: "this is normal. This is expected. you would be shocked and weirded out if she did NOT suck you off". With that attitude, everything just flows.
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What you dont realise is, most girls want to feel like being taken advantage of, a sort of rape. All you have to do, is wake her up, say you've got something for her, and show her your cock. She will most likely suck it, if she doesnt, just punch her hard so she's knocked out and say she had a dream. You can sleep at a friends house and claim to never even be there that night. But really, just show her your cock, everything will work from there.☆☆☆
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I have only one superstition..never sleep thirteen to a bed!
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandad did, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car
A New Zealander is walking along the road with a sheep under each arm,
He meets another man who says "you sheerin mate?" and the first guy replies "naw theyre all mine"
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather..kinky is using the whole chicken
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