so i was in the ****in kitchen and my mother was asleep (so i thought) so i said why not beat my meat for awhile.
i get all setup and just start pounding away at it and grunting pretty loudly, next thing i know my mum is just staring at me, i look back at her like a deer in headlights.
she tells me im doing it wrong, i was like wtf get out, she comes over and grabs my my hand which is holding onto my club and starts moving in a slow rhythm, i was in shock at this point but have to admit it felt so good and i could tell she had alot of practise at it.
as im nearing the finish line i pour my sauce all over, my meat was so tender by this point i couldnt even touch it, she looked at me and said "that feels better doesnt it", i was in shock at how good it was.
she just walked away and left me standing there.
that was the best steak ive ever eaten so tender it melted in my mouth.
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