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Did you then like the feeling so much that you applied more toothpaste onto the tip of your penis, resulting in a glorious sensation, ending in explosions of minty fresh protein, which you then got curious to know what it tasted like so you mixed it into your protein shake?
for the record, I have tried toothpaste on the nips. I suffer from puffy nips in warm weather. and wow I was shocked it worked for about half a day they were rock hard! not bad for a temp solution
Did you then like the feeling so much that you applied more toothpaste onto the tip of your penis, resulting in a glorious sensation, ending in explosions of minty fresh protein, which you then got curious to know what it tasted like so you mixed it into your protein shake?
Did you then like the feeling so much that you applied more toothpaste onto the tip of your penis, resulting in a glorious sensation, ending in explosions of minty fresh protein, which you then got curious to know what it tasted like so you mixed it into your protein shake?
Did you then like the feeling so much that you applied more toothpaste onto the tip of your penis, resulting in a glorious sensation, ending in explosions of minty fresh protein, which you then got curious to know what it tasted like so you mixed it into your protein shake?
I find you very attractive, would you go on a date with me?
I used to do this when I was a kid. Got so high I could touch the sky. It all ended when my parents found me laying in the basement knocked out from half a tube of Aquafresh.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
-= skimask crew =-
we have crowbars and watch you sleep
Gets calf cramps when fapping crew
Will pay a woman $8US to stomp on my crank for 10 minutes crew
*Successfully masterbate underneath the cape while getting a haircut crew*
*Hides in car for 6 hours every saturday night so cat thinks I have a social life crew*
ok im srsly you guise.
wth is going on here, does this really work?
should I aware friends and get started?
or is it one of those mass trolling things like the no shampoo movement or the measure ur height from the shoulders stuff
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