Alright brahs, have I got a surprise for you..
So I used Tinder app to find bishes around me. Well, I found this one. She's insane. Here are
pics of bish:
Backstory: Found her on Tinder, talked to her, told her she was a bit too young for me (18+) and that's how I conquered her (she wanted me to accept her as young as she was). We started talking, and then she began to call me. As soon as she began to call me she started getting progressively more sexual, which ended up with her basically phuckin me through the phone (lol fonesex). So one day at a cheeky time I was cooking my PWO meal and she called me, horny. Keep in mind we had not met by this time.
No Prime Ministering, no noods or anything (sorry) but what I have is better. I was feeling extra cheeky and wasn't horny at all, and I was like phuck it, i'm going to film this and fuk around with her. This happened for a total of about an hour. I've condensed the most memorable moments into this short video clip. This is the result:
Sorry for the long into in teh vid
Part 2 coming soon, haven't been able to edit it yet. Same setting but more funny chit/different stuff is talked about.
We met up, didn't phuck her, as you don't stick your dik in crazy and she doesn't live too far off. She doesn't know where I live, and we have since stopped talking. I basically rejected her completely because she ended up being an insane girl.
part 2:
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09-15-2013, 03:21 PM #1formking
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Back from banned camp, have I got a story for you... [tinder][pics][lulz][video]
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ahh! ahh! alex pls
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09-15-2013, 03:24 PM #2
lol'd op
edit: wood bury tho
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09-15-2013, 03:24 PM #3Originally Posted by BAPH0MET
Call meh daddy
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09-15-2013, 03:26 PM #4formking
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ahh! ahh! alex pls
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09-15-2013, 03:26 PM #5Registered User
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lmao i was like lmao.
in on first page
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09-15-2013, 03:27 PM #6Registered Barbarian
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INNNN
op you have a kickass voice
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09-15-2013, 03:28 PM #7John Mason
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ima rub your clit like *chigchigchigchigchigchig*
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09-15-2013, 03:28 PM #8Villains hate him
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09-15-2013, 03:28 PM #9formking
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boomOriginally Posted by allkillano
ahh! ahh! alex pls
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09-15-2013, 03:29 PM #10Addicted to repping back
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And you didn't phuck her? Talk about missing layups.......
Any posts made are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice.
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09-15-2013, 03:29 PM #11Registered User
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in on a good thread
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09-15-2013, 03:30 PM #12Registered User
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In on first page, OP you should bury tho
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09-15-2013, 03:30 PM #13formking
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Nah dude, she's crazy. I didn't want her to get even more attached. Story, we were sitting at a fukin chillis (lol) and she starts talking about how one day she wants to marry and **** and have kids and what not, what the PHUCK. run away brah. fuk that. you don't talk about that **** on a first date. lol. She also lives close enough to where if she saw me around the street she'd fukin psycho stalk me. NTYOriginally Posted by Ashton117
ahh! ahh! alex pls
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09-15-2013, 03:31 PM #14Tanned
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09-15-2013, 03:31 PM #15Registered User
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09-15-2013, 03:31 PM #16Banned
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Lmfao.
But on a srs note, she sounds overweight. I'm starting to doubt that you are talking to the chick in your pics. She sounds like a fat pig stealing pics and just likes to get off phone sex.
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09-15-2013, 03:31 PM #17Registered User
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Fuking hilarious. Lol'd so hard at her sexy talk and your reactions. Repped.
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09-15-2013, 03:31 PM #18
tony blair
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09-15-2013, 03:32 PM #20Platinum Member
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[x] 18 year old chick with tight body.
[x] DTF.
[x] OP trolls her and loses contact instead of tapping.
[x] OP brags about it.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
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09-15-2013, 03:32 PM #21Tanned
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Repped for delivery
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09-15-2013, 03:33 PM #22Baby Lifter
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oh lawd
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09-15-2013, 03:33 PM #23Registered User
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lol in
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09-15-2013, 03:34 PM #24Villains hate him
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Lol @ video. Cot damn, OP
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09-15-2013, 03:34 PM #25Registered User
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.....he met her IRL broOriginally Posted by deerdiary
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09-15-2013, 03:34 PM #26Message Board King
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Woodbury, but srs...shes just a horny girl. what makes her crazy?
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09-15-2013, 03:34 PM #27Registered User
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LMFAO
Dude you still should have fukked her
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09-15-2013, 03:34 PM #28Squats Barefoot
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oh lawd gj Op. But seriously should still have hooked up with her
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09-15-2013, 03:36 PM #29formking
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1. Talked to me on the phone every night (and didn't hang up, so she'd fukin wake up with me on the phone---- i hadn't met her WTF)Originally Posted by TheTherapist
2. talking marriage during first date
3. overly obsessive with me, would not let go of me, fukin grabbing me at all times
4. seriously just listen to the fukin conversation rofl
5. would get jealous if i told her i was going out with friends or some thing
I ended it with her the same day I met her. we didn't phuck, because I didn't want to have that crazy running around town looking for me.ahh! ahh! alex pls
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