you know you're on keto diet when..

[sanan]

1-you constantly have to remind yourself of eating food
2-you wake up and make breakfast then realize you're too "full" to eat
3-people ask you how you made your progress,then ignore you when you tell them
4-people give you weird looks when you throw the bun at McD's or BK
5-you eat more fat than the fattest person you know
6-you have so much energy that you'd workout 5 times a day if you could.
7-you can lose fat without losing muscle, and gain muscle without gaining fat.
8-you laugh at "reduced fat" products
9-you drink heavy cream like a juice and think it tastes like "milk"
10-you've lost at least 3-4% BF in no more than 3 month of ketoing

[Eileen]

You get really excited when you see rib steak on sale.

[fogozito]

You get really excited when you see rib steak on sale.

You Pee Yellow neon radioactive urine.

[gijoe985]

1-you constantly have to remind yourself of eating food
2-you wake up and make breakfast then realize you're too "full" to eat
3-people ask you how you made your progress,then ignore you when you tell them4-people give you weird looks when you throw the bun at McD's or BK
5-you eat more fat than the fattest person you know
6-you have so much energy that you'd workout 5 times a day if you could.
7-you can lose fat without losing muscle, and gain muscle without gaining fat.
8-you laugh at "reduced fat" products
9-you drink heavy cream like a juice and think it tastes like "milk"
10-you've lost at least 3-4% BF in no more than 3 month of ketoing

So true...

How about-

You know how to cook over 12 dishes that include pork rinds.
Your cheese bill is close to your gas bill.
You can actually call candy part of your diet (PWO carb up food)
Your meat bill matches your house payment... :\
You've discovered numerous alternatives to baking with flour.
You're the only one who brings steak to work for lunch.
You're the only one at lunch who is eating three types of meats.
You're the only one who would laugh at these comments...

[Randilak]

Also when..

You're online-shopping/buying Almond milk from another country just to get a sip in your coffee..
You're feeling very odd while eating because noone else has ever even heard of "keto-diet"..
People ask you "are you a picky eater or intolerent??" when you say your don't want pasta or rice..
You crave chicken and eggs while your girlfriends want pizza..
You get a "hangover" from eating sugar/high GI foods,,, (I do this!)
You wake up nice an quiet.. after a few seconds thinking.. "what's that smell?" Funky!

[ballinfrogs]

you constantly are wondering if you are in ketosis or not...

[skelooth]

you go online and make threads about being on a keto diet

[Boochie21]

- when you constantly checking clicking the refresh button on the Keto forums and your keto logs

- People tell you that your diet is not healthy as you slob ranch on your salad

- you get excited when your pee or self stinks

- You cant wait to test for Keto

[BritishFighter]

You spend a bunch of time in the Keto forum, because you need the support of other crazy people on the same uber-complicated diet as you. :-)

[bseidl]

you go online and make threads about being on a keto diet

lol

[sanan]

you know the exact carb content of at least 150 food sources

[quartz75]

You use the word macro. .. (i never did before this)

You work out that if you cut them in half it's 5p to take a piss [spend a penny]

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

when you bring slabs of cheese, butter, peanut butter and canola oil to school for lunch...

[Come at me bro]

when you bring slabs of cheese, butter, peanut butter and canola oil to school for lunch...

peanut butter is keto??

[sanan]

when you bring slabs of cheese, butter, peanut butter and canola oil to school for lunch...

so true
I do that and people give me looks when I open my lunchbox

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

peanut butter is keto??

In small amounts, as long as it meets your macros, i only have a tbsp or 2 a day if i have it. 1 tbsp can range from 3-4 carbs and 1-2 of those carbs is from fiber. so thats only about 2-3 carbs a tb.

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

so true
I do that and people give me looks when I open my lunchbox

lol, i go in the washroom in between classes and people watch me scarf down slabs of cheese, bologna, broccoli, ect. I could care less though.

[Backtothestack]

You spend a bunch of time in the Keto forum, because you need the support of other crazy people on the same uber-complicated diet as you. :-)

Think this goes for any diet hehe. I hate having to tell my cook at work not to cook me pasta or potatoes with my nightly dinner. He doesnt get that I just want meat damnit.

[quartz75]

double cream and olive oil become a foodgroup

[skelooth]

Think this goes for any diet hehe. I hate having to tell my cook at work not to cook me pasta or potatoes with my nightly dinner. He doesnt get that I just want meat damnit.

Wait, you have a cook at work? I need a career change.

[NOVA888]

1-you constantly have to remind yourself of eating food
2-you wake up and make breakfast then realize you're too "full" to eat
3-people ask you how you made your progress,then ignore you when you tell them
4-people give you weird looks when you throw the bun at McD's or BK
5-you eat more fat than the fattest person you know
6-you have so much energy that you'd workout 5 times a day if you could.
7-you can lose fat without losing muscle, and gain muscle without gaining fat.
8-you laugh at "reduced fat" products
9-you drink heavy cream like a juice and think it tastes like "milk"
10-you've lost at least 3-4% BF in no more than 3 month of ketoing

ALL so true!

You get really excited when you see rib steak on sale.

Lol! Or even worse, you get really excited whenever you see cows and pigs grazing in open pastures.

[Eileen]

Lol! Or even worse, you get really excited whenever you see cows and pigs grazing in open pastures.

I'm not that bad. But I have been known to drool while passing a butcher's window....

[sanan]

when the worst day of you life is the day you don't have cheese, red meat and cream all at the same time and the shops are closed

happened to me today

[reedwill]

How is it that you have lots of energy on a keto diet? When I did a week long keto by day 5 my energy levels had plummeted and I struggled to get through a low intensity cardio workout.

[Backtothestack]

How is it that you have lots of energy on a keto diet? When I did a week long keto by day 5 my energy levels had plummeted and I struggled to get through a low intensity cardio workout.

I dont think you were actually in "ketosis" then, cuz once your body is using that fat for fuel you shouldnt have a lack of energy

[Eileen]

How is it that you have lots of energy on a keto diet? When I did a week long keto by day 5 my energy levels had plummeted and I struggled to get through a low intensity cardio workout.

Keto is a bitch when you do it for the very first time. It takes your body several days to realise you are not starving to death. Once it gets over that, and realises there is lots of food, it's just in a form it doesn't see so often, you'll have lots of steady energy. And even if you go off keto for a long time, it's never as bad again.

[mgalli921]

when you wake up in the middle of the night feeling like you ate a bag of cotton balls only to chug water and feel the same way within a few hours, but think to yourself, hell at least it's working!

[gijoe985]

Wait, you have a cook at work? I need a career change.

^^^^ x2!!!

[sanan]

when you have to go to the wc at least once in the middle of your workout

[Rennard]

when you have steak for breakfast, beef roast for lunch and ground beef for supper.

<3 Beef