Ok so this is what has happened.
We have had a long neighbour dispute (years) going on regarding boundaries.
My A$$hole of a neighbour (female) has decided to park her car in front of our driveway and block me in, I need to go to work tomorrow. I've tried knocking on the door no answer.
I can't involve the local authority as where she is parked is on a PRIVATE shared driveway (shared between us and her).
Only thing I can think of is calling police at 4am in the morning to wake her up and get her to move her car!
My grandad is in hospital in intensive care as well
(ps before anyone asks, she is NOT hot at all prob 2/10)
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02-19-2010, 02:15 PM #1Registered User
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Ok, so my **** of a neighbour has blocked my car on my drive (very srs) any ideas?
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02-19-2010, 02:17 PM #2anonymousGuestHave you considered killing her?Originally Posted by betsie2k
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02-19-2010, 02:17 PM #3Registered User
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Tell her there is an all you can eat fish and chips and when she is gone, put down some spike strips and really mess up her tires when she comes back.
I really don't have any good ideas as I would be frustrated as hell and probably try to put her car in neutral if it was unlocked and move it.One Shot Kid!!!!
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02-19-2010, 02:17 PM #4Registered User
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Do you have an old POS car? If so ... ramming speed.Originally Posted by betsie2k
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02-19-2010, 02:18 PM #5Registered User
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f|_|ck that get it towed to the scrap yard
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02-19-2010, 02:19 PM #6IRON CURTAIN
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I definitely like the late night wakeup. It would be really funny to be like "I have to visit my grandfather in the hospital" making her feel real ****ty and then when she moved it, just go back to sleep.
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02-19-2010, 02:19 PM #7π·πΊπ§πΎπ΅πΈ
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Get some friends and put two jacks under the front and back on one side and jack to the limit and then have everyone push as hard as they can to flip it, then light it on fire
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02-19-2010, 02:19 PM #8670nm Wavelength of Doom
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Superglue her locks, gas tank opener, and caps on ties for air. Cant be seen and lulz will ensue
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02-19-2010, 02:20 PM #9ಠ_ಠ
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Pics so we can evaluate how badly she is blocking you in.
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02-19-2010, 02:21 PM #10Registered User
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deadlift it outa your drive way
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02-19-2010, 02:21 PM #11
jack it up
pour water on ground so it freezes into a nice smooth sheet of ice
push car out of waySo it goes...
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02-19-2010, 02:21 PM #12Registered User
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have it towed at her expense
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02-19-2010, 02:22 PM #13Banned
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deadlift it out of the way....franco columbo style
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02-19-2010, 02:22 PM #14Registered User
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Pics are needed.
If you take two jacks and lift up the rear end (If its RWD) and drag it (with help) out of the way, then deflate all her tires in said spot out of your way.
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02-19-2010, 02:23 PM #15Registered User
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blow up that bishes car. f*ck that sh*t.
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02-19-2010, 02:23 PM #16Stay safe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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was gonna say this ahahOriginally Posted by pocket_liint
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02-19-2010, 02:24 PM #17Registered User
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You could try banging her sister.
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02-19-2010, 02:24 PM #18Banned
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Other then knocking on the door and telling her to move?
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02-19-2010, 02:24 PM #19Ghosts n Stuff
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let her tyres down and catch the bus?
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02-19-2010, 02:25 PM #20Feels good man
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We need pics of the said car blockage
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02-19-2010, 02:27 PM #2136th seed
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Have you tried shouting at the car?
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02-19-2010, 02:27 PM #22Registered User
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pics, k?
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02-19-2010, 02:29 PM #23lmaoOriginally Posted by fishpat86
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02-19-2010, 02:30 PM #24Banned
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**** up her car?
I live in a condo and my neighbors and I share a driveway but our garages are next to eachother and sometimes when they have people over they park in front of my garage and or just directly in the driveway blocking me from coming in or out. Pain in the ****ing ass and it pisses me off because they are like 40 years old, I'm the young one, I should be the douchebag in the neighborhood but I'm not....
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02-19-2010, 02:31 PM #25Enjoy The Ment
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I want pics too, is it just like a driveway between your two houses? If so, you're supposed to park behind your house aren't you? Get that **** towed.
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02-19-2010, 02:31 PM #26IRON CURTAIN
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Throw a flaming back of **** into her window
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02-19-2010, 02:31 PM #27R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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pics of your mom
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02-19-2010, 02:31 PM #28Crusher of Mediocrity
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Get it towed. Easy.
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02-19-2010, 02:33 PM #29Registered User
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If her car is there she is probably in the house so just bang on the door till she comes.
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02-19-2010, 02:33 PM #30Registered User
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Take a fat steaming dump on her windshield.
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