ITT Quality ******** Status messages

**LOWTESTOSTERONE** · 02-20-2010, 07:14 AM

I might steal a few of these...

**Spaghettii** · 02-20-2010, 07:19 AM

lol. got a like from the titanic one so far within 2 mins.

**jlick** · 02-20-2010, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by midniteOG

hmmmm ihave a few i use from time to time..

-Making green eggs and ham
-you know your broke when you goto a strip club and you throw change!!! make it hail!!!
-Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
-No, my pants just got shorter b/c I hated the idea?.
-i wanta know where the gold at... i want da gold
-Mirror, Mirror on the wall, tell me mirror what is wrong. Can it be my de la clothes or is it just my de la soul, what I do aint make believe, people say I sit and try, and when it comes to being de la it?s just me myself and I
-i'm not superstitious but i am a little stitious
-Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
-Its going down like the catalina wine mixer
-You guys ready to let the dogs out?
-More intense that the time I forgot how to sit down
-my how the turn tables?have?
-you want dat woo woo?, its dat wooot wooot!
-Im on a ship!!!!
-Jazzercising
-Is happy for you, and is going to let you finish, but wants you to know that he is having the best face booking experience of all time
-is so amazing that if I went to a bar... I'd pick myself up!
-Doesn?t matter how you find the pot of gold, all that matters is that you beat the leprechauns
-Running from the Gestapo
-Hunting pongo pygmaus
-puts the pro in procrastinate.
-Approves this message
-In love with a stripper
-Trapped in an oil painting
-finding things to be rather shallow and pedantic
-what goes around, just comes around, this is the sound, its time to get down....
-You know hammer pants will always be too legit 2 quit, because on any waistline they shall fit

-no, but I did stay in a holiday inn express last night
-Its been real, its been fun, but it hasn?t been real fun.
-is running from the KGB!!!
-Is as cool as the other side of the pillow..

-I noticed you noticing me, so I wanted to give you notice of me noticing you.

I would delete you from my friends list.

**Deadbob** · 02-20-2010, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by Reckless187

My friend left his phone unattended which also happened to be logged into his ********, so I changed his status message to: 'Questioning My Sexuality'

Had a co-worker try to do that to me. Unfortunately for him, my best friend was the last one to use the ******** app on my phone and she was still logged in

**pyroflame_91** · 02-20-2010, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Dummkopf

My dick is so big it stretches from a to z on the keyboard

Wait wut?

**NotSureIfCereal** · 02-20-2010, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by midniteOG

hmmmm ihave a few i use from time to time..

negged

**SunflowerSeeds** · 02-20-2010, 10:11 AM

Whenever I put something where I'm sick or in pain I get a lot of likes only because I do it to others. This is what happened to me.

**Fwill1721** · 02-20-2010, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by SunflowerSeeds

Whenever I put something where I'm sick or in pain I get a lot of likes only because I do it to others. This is what happened to me.

people hate you brah

**Shortstop36** · 02-22-2010, 07:28 AM

"My E-harmony application got denied. question #18 was "what do you like to see in a womens face". apperntly "my dick" was the wrong answer"

I got a ****load of likes, and lols from girls hahaha

**iWr3k** · 02-22-2010, 07:34 AM

iWr3k approves of this thread

**scott_donald** · 02-22-2010, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Shortstop36

"My E-harmony application got denied. question #18 was "what do you like to see in a womens face". apperntly "my dick" was the wrong answer"

I got a ****load of likes, and lols from girls hahaha

i might put that up and see what happens...

**daddyraph** · 02-22-2010, 07:55 AM

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.

I use to get a little nervous if I saw a policeman in my rear viewmirror, these days I feel the same about a Toyota.

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

The more you watch Maury the less your kids look like you.

**karas** · 02-22-2010, 08:11 AM

One I had a few days ago: "Oh, you mad I passed you in a Chrysler Town & Country going 90 blasting Vampire Weekend? Yea, you mad" True story, Friday night.

**iWr3k** · 02-22-2010, 10:29 AM

moar

**TimDF** · 02-22-2010, 10:33 AM

Live. Laugh. Love. <3

**iWr3k** · 02-22-2010, 10:35 AM

lift. lie. life. <3

**pats55583** · 02-22-2010, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Shortstop36

"My E-harmony application got denied. question #18 was "what do you like to see in a womens face". apperntly "my dick" was the wrong answer"

I got a ****load of likes, and lols from girls hahaha

your friends must be relatively new to the internet if they had not heard that joke before

**Archanic** · 02-22-2010, 10:38 AM

stole this from a thread in relationship help a long time ago, don't remember how exactly it went. Its a great little quote.

When I get a bag of M&Ms I split them all up into groups on the basis of color. Then I pretend each group has their own socioeconomic problems and I try to solve them.

**j_to_the** · 02-22-2010, 10:41 AM

never underestimate the importance of a comma: "phuckin a dude"... "phuckin a, dude"..

**WarAllTheTime** · 02-22-2010, 10:45 AM

Live. Laugh. Lust. 8====> <3

**pedobearu_aware** · 02-22-2010, 10:52 AM

My current status: the lackluster performances by the US Women's Curling Team simply means that women in America need to be exposed to brooms at a younger age.

**jclarsen** · 02-22-2010, 10:55 AM

I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understa...nd simple contractions.

why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks? because they're a little meteor.

**East1600plus** · 02-22-2010, 10:59 AM

My E-harmony application got denied. question #18 was "what do you like to see in a womens face". apperntly "my dick" was the wrong answer

used that one... within 10 seconds my status got blown up

**PapaPrime** · 02-22-2010, 11:07 AM

rambling

English
Noun

rambling

1. Walking outdoors over hills n stuff

Adjective

rambling

1. Starting concisely and clear, then later losing consistence and ending up being just a whole lot of words shoved together to try to give something a bit of a definition, but ultimately ending up as a difficult-to-follow meaning, kinda like a transgressive stream-of-conciousness style. And normally "rambling" has connotations that mean you end up talking off-subject, and missing the whole point of what you originally came there for. You know what I mean? It's like waffling or gesticulating or whatever you wanna call it, and should definitely be clamped down on. Hmmm, ah yes, I'm meant to be writing a definition of rambling, aren't I...that's my job as lexicogrpaher innit. Nah, I think SB can write better definitions than me. I just ramble and piss him off when I define English words. Sorry SB, ;0.

Usage note

Rambling is very bad for use in essays, and probably just as bad for writing concise dictionary definitions of words.

**j00k** · 02-22-2010, 11:11 AM

in on this

**dmacfour** · 02-22-2010, 11:15 AM

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

**brotein427** · 02-22-2010, 11:16 AM

"[your name] puts the "sexual" in "sexual harrasment""

**brotein427** · 02-22-2010, 11:36 AM

up.

**youm0nt** · 02-22-2010, 11:39 AM

Come at me bro

**Fernando Rollins** · 02-22-2010, 11:40 AM

If you tilt your head back and pretend to shake a salt shaker into your mouth,you will taste salt

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