ITT Quality ******** Status messages

**WWE-TicK** · 08-11-2010, 12:01 PM

subbed for later

**steeperdolphin** · 08-18-2010, 12:12 AM

I want a girl who sees me crying and the first thing she says is "Who's ass am i kickin babe?"

lol @ all the responses from girls.

**iWr3k** · 08-18-2010, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by steeperdolphin

I want a girl who sees me crying and the first thing she says is "Who's ass am i kickin babe?"

lol @ all the responses from girls.

i'm going to try this one

**miketheblade** · 08-18-2010, 12:15 AM

just did this one......

"penis reduction"

then comment "oops thought this was google, my bad"

**RJackson89** · 08-18-2010, 12:17 AM

in for later..

**bigcc** · 08-18-2010, 01:59 AM

"My manager told me, _____, don't use alcohol as a crutch. I can't use
alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk.
Alcohol severely ****s up the way I walk. It's more like the step I
didn't see."

**FlamingHomer** · 08-19-2010, 03:49 AM

bump

**iWr3k** · 08-29-2010, 05:01 PM

my dick is as big as an arm, giving me a hand job is like giving me a indian burn...

i can't posted it i have fam and older ppl who are friends n shiit

**kimchiboyScout_out** · 08-29-2010, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by daddyraph

I use to get a little nervous if I saw a policeman in my rear viewmirror, these days I feel the same about a Toyota.

Hahaha, aware and repped

**RJackson89** · 08-30-2010, 05:50 PM

some good statuses..in here..saving for later. lol

**tmertz** · 08-30-2010, 05:55 PM

"I got 10 bathrooms so i can get blumpkins all day!

**Rudey** · 09-01-2010, 07:39 PM

Have to bump, wish i had some to contribute

**iWr3k** · 09-01-2010, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by tmertz

"I got 10 bathrooms so i can get blumpkins all day!

wtf lulz

**game1990** · 09-01-2010, 09:15 PM

"Hi im an astronaut and my next mission is to Uranus."

**koushan** · 09-01-2010, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by game1990

"Hi im an astronaut and my next mission is to Uranus."

age: 20
skeptical status: skeptical hippo

**Zealv3** · 09-01-2010, 09:41 PM

Girls think giving birth is hard, try playing call of duty with a laggy connection.

Lol'd and put this one up and within 2 minutes had a friend who just gave birth reply. She was unimpress.

**iWr3k** · 09-01-2010, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Zealv3

Girls think giving birth is hard, try playing call of duty with a laggy connection.

Lol'd and put this one up and within 2 minutes had a friend who just gave birth reply. She was unimpress.

i don't play video games so i used this one

Women think giving birth is hard, try working out without any pre-work out supplements.

**187TKD** · 09-03-2010, 02:04 PM

i think you killed the thread^^^

**ge0rgieee** · 09-08-2010, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by 187TKD

i think you killed the thread^^^

^ lol

and bump...

**iWr3k** · 09-08-2010, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by 187TKD

i think you killed the thread^^^

i see no contribution from you

**iWr3k** · 10-04-2010, 01:24 PM

bump

**B1indFremen** · 10-10-2010, 05:28 PM

lulz

**AirWar** · 10-10-2010, 05:33 PM

**GM54** · 10-10-2010, 05:37 PM

constantly posting stupid statuses is the #1 reason i defriend people.

**snobo4rder08** · 10-10-2010, 05:39 PM

looking for a better ending to this one, anyone got one

Women think giving birth is hard, try working out without any pre-work out supplements.

**pmangat** · 10-10-2010, 05:39 PM

lots of tough guys on here, you talk a lot of sh*t but I doubt you would say any of that to my face. not only that, but I have been through more struggles in my life than you can imagine, if you even would know what I have been through you would be sorry...no I dont have any friends and I have never kissed a girl, I dont even know what girls are, whenever I see one I start getting nervouse and loose my bowels, sometimes break down into tears, what should I do? when you go through school reading books at recess well I guess you never learn how to interact with others, does this make you feel good about yourself? I hope so, because you and I both know you would never say that to my face, we are more powerful than you know. just my thought. what do you think? oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain.

**Bollse** · 10-10-2010, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by AirWar

lollin, strong troll

**pmangat** · 10-10-2010, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by snobo4rder08

looking for a better ending to this one, anyone got one

Women think giving birth is hard, try working out without any pre-work out supplements.

i got one. women think giving birth is hard, try posting that same fukking line on the misc 10 times with no response but you still keep asking.

here: women think giving birth is hard, try doing "the terminator" every single morning for the last 19 years of your life. Are you even aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

**Come at me bro** · 10-10-2010, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Repptar

come at me brah

thats my aim user name bish

**hittman** · 10-10-2010, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Pantload

{Your Name} is displaying his manliness, I'm hardcore dancing in my living room to Panic! At The Disco whilst wearing plaid pajama pants and being chased by a puppy. I know that my neighbors are enjoying the party music because they keep pounding on their ceiling in approval.

Isn't it Sinai, Egypt?

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