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04-18-2011, 09:45 AM #481
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04-24-2011, 12:37 AM #482
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04-30-2011, 04:34 AM #483
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05-03-2011, 12:28 AM #484
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06-17-2011, 01:21 PM #485
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09-04-2011, 10:34 PM #486
Why do people go to Burger King and order a double Whopper with a large French fry and insist on getting a diet Coke ?
The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air, my phone landed on the ground and broke, worst transformer ever!!!
Why is it that when your single no one wants you but as soon as your taken you have people lining up at your door for you?
got many lulz and comments from bishes.. on the last fb status...
reps pls
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09-04-2011, 10:35 PM #487
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01-04-2012, 05:34 PM #488
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01-08-2012, 05:45 PM #489
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01-08-2012, 05:50 PM #490
- Join Date: Feb 2011
- Location: Texas, United States
- Posts: 1,077
- Rep Power: 940
not gonna read through 17 pages of this but here are a few
-ugly girls really shouldn't play hard to get, i mean...you're already hard to want.
-iron man = hero; iron woman = command
- it takes a big man to cry, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
- "bitches ain't **** but hoes n tricks" - Gandhi.
or just post this pic
I rep back 350+
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NGU crew
*Lone Star Crew*
I'm always the last one to post in a boring thread...
R.I.P. Zyzz & 789789 <3 (yes homo)
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01-12-2012, 01:17 PM #491
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05-19-2012, 03:19 PM #492
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10-12-2012, 05:40 PM #493
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11-22-2012, 03:35 AM #494
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11-22-2012, 03:49 AM #495
I hate when you text a girl 'i want to kill you' but it autocorrects to 'i want to kiss you', then she agrees and you have sex and then you can't kill her anymore because you'd feel bad
you know when you're eating out a girl and she kind of tastes like pee, and then you realize, wait, this is a urinal
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12-15-2012, 06:16 AM #496
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