Basically Free Food for my bulk, u mad?

[AplhaLift]

My dorm has a meal plan for like $1,000 per semester that allows me to eat as much as i want without taking food out.

i know, 1000 =/= free, but my parents already paid it and now im going to eat $3,000+ dollars worth of food.

7 meals a day of chef made, amazing tasting, healthy foods brahs.


inb4 i weigh 225 in 3 months time with mostly muscle

[SteezyChr]

cool story bro, im in same situation.

[Mixed_Breed]

My dorm has a meal plan for like $1,000 per semester that allows me to eat as much as i want without taking food out.

i know, 1000 =/= free, but my parents already paid it and now im going to eat $3,000+ dollars worth of food.

7 meals a day of chef made, amazing tasting, healthy foods brahs.


inb4 i weigh 225 in 3 months time with mostly muscle

cool story brah

[BABABANG]

I have a mom who does all that for me. u mad?

[AplhaLift]

cool story bro, im in same situation.

cool brah, im sure you'll hit that 100lb mark soon brah

cool story brah

thanks brah, u mad brah?

[AplhaLift]

I have a mom who does all that for me. u mad?

7 meals a day brah?

u fraudin brah?





























if not introduce me to your mom (srs)

[Mixed_Breed]

thanks brah, u mad brah?

nah i got plenty of food at home

[AplhaLift]

nah i got plenty of food at home

when i want a steak and potatoes, 5 minutes later im downstairs with it.

and a glass of milk bitch




but i didnt have enough food at my home when i was at home yes mad

[Mixed_Breed]

when i want a steak and potatoes, 5 minutes later im downstairs with it.

and a glass of milk bitch




but i didnt have enough food at my home when i was at home yes mad

when i want a steak and potatoes, i make it myself and im at the kitchen table with it

and i pour myself a glass of milk bish

U mad?

[scarboro]

OPs plan towards swoleness:
1. Get infinite meal plan.
2. Pig out as much as possible.
3. ???????
4. 25lb of muscle in 3 months=profit

[Xuaxace]

trust the crust

[AplhaLift]

when i want a steak and potatoes, i make it myself and im at the kitchen table with it

and i pour myself a glass of milk bish

U mad?

eww no i thought ur mom made it son


brb spending 3 hours a day cooking and doing a womens work



i get fed son. alpha. (lift)

[AplhaLift]

OPs plan towards swoleness:
1. Get infinite meal plan.
2. Pig out as much as possible.
3. ???????
4. 25lb of muscle in 3 months=profit

mostly that last one ya brah

the profit

[scarboro]

eww no i thought ur mom made it son


brb spending 3 hours a day cooking and doing a womens work



i get fed son. alpha. (lift)

The feeding starts now because as far as I can tell you haven't been fed in the last 19 years brah.

inb4 manlet status

[AplhaLift]

The feeding starts now because as far as I can tell you haven't been fed in the last 19 years brah.

ima go get dem noob gainz, nomsayin?

before long ill be lebron james jr

[gotrice33]

wut university is this? and do most universities offer this? (going to SUNY buffalo or UConn in the fall)

[AplhaLift]

wut university is this? and do most universities offer this? (going to SUNY buffalo or UConn in the fall)

University of Texas homie

[Mixed_Breed]

The feeding starts now because as far as I can tell you haven't been fed in the last 19 years brah.

inb4 manlet status

lmao

@ OP

Only men are allowed within 15 ft of the barbeque.....cmon now

[scarboro]

wut university is this? and do most universities offer this? (going to SUNY buffalo or UConn in the fall)

Lol yeah how does think work?
Couldn't you just bring ****loads of food back and feed your friends/roomates who are stuck with X meals per week?

[biggerplz09]

lol at 7 meals a day of chef made, amazing tasting, healthy foods brahs.

it's cafeteria food bro; this is coming from the a top 10 cafeteria in the US too; it gets old, quick.

[AplhaLift]

lmao

@ OP

Only men are allowed within 15 ft of the barbeque.....cmon now

u sir are a hater, in both of my threads. and i do not like it

u mad i can dunk?

Lol yeah how does think work?
Couldn't you just bring ****loads of food back and feed your friends/roomates who are stuck with X meals per wekk?

ok so you swipe your ID card and go in, and you can't leave with any food, but you can come in and out as many times as you want.

its so damn cool. they would be pissed if they tracked how much im goin to eat

[AplhaLift]

lol at 7 meals a day of chef made, amazing tasting, healthy foods brahs.

it's cafeteria food bro; this is coming from the a top 10 cafeteria in the US too; it gets old, quick.

its not cafeteria bro

there are 3 meal plans

1. you get 2 meals a day
2. you get 4 meals a day
3. unlminited motha ****aaaa

i got three = profit son

and you actually ORDER food and they cook it in front of you son. its like having my own restaurant and being like b1tch make me some food.

[Mixed_Breed]

u sir are a hater, in both of my threads. and i do not like it

u mad i can dunk?

u mad i can kiss a girl without getting on my knees?

[sh_sh]

1000$?

that's dirt cheap. when i was in dorm (and that was 15 yrs ago), meal plan cost close to $2000 for up to 19 meals/week per semester (UW).

your parents are getting a good deal. Take advantage while you can.

btw, if you're really 6'9", you s/b on scholarship. get some skillz

[AplhaLift]

1000$?

that's dirt cheap. when i was in dorm (and that was 15 yrs ago), meal plan cost close to $2000 for up to 19 meals/week per semester (UW).

your parents are getting a good deal. Take advantage while you can.

btw, if you're really 6'9", you s/b on scholarship. get some skillz

s/b on scholarship?

i mostly play ball with friends but im pretty uncoordinated, i can dunk though. i played in highschool but i dont think i could make the UT team. Maybe if i put on 30 lbs of muscle and work on my game ill tryout next semester.

ya its a great deal, they make money off of it tho cause of all them kids who dont eat

[AplhaLift]

u mad i can kiss a girl without getting on my knees?

u mad i can get a blowjob without her getting on her knees?

[Mixed_Breed]

U mad im coordinated?

[jiggly_puff]

damn thats sweet, im jealous

[AplhaLift]

U mad im coordinated?

come at me bro

[Mixed_Breed]

come at me bro

wtf is this jersey shore

Btw yes mad you get free food

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