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    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's pre/post workout nutrition- bull****?

    According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes

    Preworkout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla

    During Workout

    12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood

    Post Workout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion

    From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.

    What's up with this?
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    Sweet, my local hunter/gatherer market have a special on this week on Lion heart. Only $2500/lbs!!!
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    Originally Posted by ARod44 View Post
    According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes

    Preworkout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla

    During Workout

    12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood

    Post Workout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion

    From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.

    What's up with this?
    i think its pretty stupid, its just to cause massive misconceptions to newbies, that's all the magazines are filled with...
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    Originally Posted by jbland View Post
    i think its pretty stupid, its just to cause massive misconceptions to newbies, that's all the magazines are filled with...


    Wow, just wow.


    Its obviously a joke, and judging upon your stats and pictures, you look like you need some cobras blood son
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    Originally Posted by ARod44 View Post
    According to Muscle and Fitness, Dwayne Johnson takes

    Preworkout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla

    During Workout

    12 oz. unborn virgin cobra's blood

    Post Workout:

    12 oz. fresh, uncooked heart of a lion

    From what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.

    What's up with this?

    lol and you believe that sh!t?
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    Don't rip on cobra blood. That stuff's amazing, added twenty pounds to my bench.
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    I was hoping a legit nutrition.
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    lol, that made my day man, thanks i needed that. i was thinking of suicide but you just saved my life. LLOLS
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    Originally Posted by wrongpipe View Post
    Wow, just wow.


    Its obviously a joke, and judging upon your stats and pictures, you look like you need some cobras blood son
    haha i agree old pic, but your a guy with no avi and you dont even lift as far as i know or care.

    just to fill you in, this pic was taken after about a years progress "naturally"(still am), and its almost about to be 2, you can judge all you want, but you are what motivates me sir.

    keep hatin
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    If I remember correctly, the magazine even set off the crazy stuff in a gray highlighting to make it pretty clear that that crazy stuff was a joke. You didn't quote it correctly. I think they listed the real stuff, and then the last item listed was the joke. It amazes me that some of the readership really thought, "hey, where can I buy a lion heart? My grocery store doesn't carry that."
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    Originally Posted by arod44 View Post
    according to muscle and fitness, dwayne johnson takes

    preworkout:

    12 oz. Fresh, uncooked testicles of a silverback gorilla

    during workout

    12 oz. Unborn virgin cobra's blood

    post workout:

    12 oz. Fresh, uncooked heart of a lion

    from what i see there is no indication that they're just fuking around.

    What's up with this?
    **** I bought western lowland gorilla testicles!!

    What the hell am I gonna do with 20 lbs of these now?!??!
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    OP is obviously a roody-poo candy-ass.
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    Originally Posted by erickstevens View Post
    op is obviously a roody-poo candy-ass.
    This.
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    Originally Posted by snorkelman View Post
    If I remember correctly, the magazine even set off the crazy stuff in a gray highlighting to make it pretty clear that that crazy stuff was a joke. You didn't quote it correctly. I think they listed the real stuff, and then the last item listed was the joke. It amazes me that some of the readership really thought, "hey, where can I buy a lion heart? My grocery store doesn't carry that."
    i'm looking at the magazine right now, and unless i'm colorblind the crazy stuff is in the same color. and no i didn't post all the real stuff that was above the gorilla testicles in the article. i'm just wondering why muscle and fitness would put that **** in there.
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    Originally Posted by ARod44 View Post
    i'm looking at the magazine right now, and unless i'm colorblind the crazy stuff is in the same color. and no i didn't post all the real stuff that was above the gorilla testicles in the article. i'm just wondering why muscle and fitness would put that **** in there.
    Because it's funny you dumb mother****er.
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    Originally Posted by joemauro View Post
    Because it's funny you dumb mother****er.
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