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04-30-2003, 02:40 PM
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How to Speak and Be Politically Correct
01. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED-AMERICAN.
02. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
03. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
04. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR-OFF-THE-INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
05. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
06. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
07. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
08. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
09. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
01. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
02. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
03. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
04. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
05. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
06. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
07. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
08. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
09. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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04-30-2003, 02:43 PM
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Tired Wifey Mod
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BUMP!!!
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04-30-2003, 03:50 PM
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I'm really good looking.
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Re: How to Speak and Be Politically Correct
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Originally posted by Amelia
02. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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Lmao.
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04-30-2003, 03:52 PM
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Heartagram
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If I could just remember all of these and implement them, then I would be set.
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04-30-2003, 04:28 PM
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Nice.
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04-30-2003, 04:40 PM
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LMAO
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04-30-2003, 04:47 PM
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BigPeteFox
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So, since I can dance, I'm OVERLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN? 
I'm half Italian, what else does that work out to?
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04-30-2003, 04:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by petefox
I'm half Italian, what else does that work out to?
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Inebriation Impared.
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04-30-2003, 04:56 PM
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BigPeteFox
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Quote:
Originally posted by BigTraps
Inebriation Impared.
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Good one! 
HOOAHH!
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05-01-2003, 12:46 PM
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Re: How to Speak and Be Politically Correct
Quote:
Originally posted by Amelia
02. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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reported for racism 
jk
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05-01-2003, 12:49 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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she's not a "stupid bitch",..she's just phucking retarted
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05-01-2003, 01:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
she's not a "stupid bitch",..she's just phucking retarted
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Nice sig numbnuts. Way to stop numbering 
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05-01-2003, 01:49 PM
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Tired Wifey Mod
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Quote:
Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
she's not a "stupid bitch",..she's just phucking retarted
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Hey ASSTARD!! Why am I on there??!!
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05-01-2003, 01:51 PM
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05-01-2003, 01:52 PM
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This is what's wrong with America..
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05-01-2003, 01:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by rottie
**** H, ya know the boy cant count past 3. Give em a break would ya?
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LOL my bad. I thought he had at least pre-school intelligence
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05-01-2003, 01:57 PM
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Ahh the smell of Test ownage is in the air *sniff*
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05-01-2003, 03:17 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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Quote:
Originally posted by rottie
**** H, ya know the boy cant count past 3. Give em a break would ya?
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I got your boy hang'en,.. you little ****,wanna see
Blow job H...I earlier stated in another thread that after #1 was established the rest are not worthy 
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05-01-2003, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
after #1 was established the rest are not worthy
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Using that same logic then why have #2 and #3 numbered properly?
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05-01-2003, 03:29 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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05-01-2003, 03:31 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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Hey rottie,.. how come you never posted a picture of yourself on the board? are you that ugly? or just a big pussy?
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05-01-2003, 03:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
Hey rottie,.. how come you never posted a picture of yourself on the board? are you that ugly? or just a big pussy?
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I'm really that ugly 
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05-01-2003, 03:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
Hey rottie,.. how come you never posted a picture of yourself on the board? are you that ugly? or just a big pussy?
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I already posted his picture, remember?
How do you plan on eventually adding everyone on this site to your crybaby list? Just keep digging that hole deeper there sparky....
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05-01-2003, 03:47 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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Quote:
Originally posted by rottie
I'm really that ugly
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c'mon be a man and admit you're a pussy
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05-01-2003, 03:48 PM
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DIDACTIC BB "HCIC"
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlapHappyPappy
I already posted his picture, remember?
How do you plan on eventually adding everyone on this site to your crybaby list? Just keep digging that hole deeper there sparky....
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I must have missed it,.. post it again
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05-01-2003, 04:42 PM
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Jesus Christ Freak
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Oh that's good. The is defineitly a must read.
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