Senior year in high school I was just about to stick it in this random girl at a mansion party with a condom on and.....
Her: "Just so you know, my brother is HIV positive."
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02-02-2010, 05:43 PM #1Medallion Wearing CEO10k
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What's the wierdest thing a girl has said to you during sex?
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02-02-2010, 05:44 PM #2Don't try. Do.
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im sure that made for smooth entry
Are you not entertained?
MFC #32
It's All About the U
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02-02-2010, 05:44 PM #3Almost Swole Status
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instant boner killerOriginally Posted by Ephedra
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02-02-2010, 05:45 PM #4Registered User
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They don't say much when they're dead
jus' sayin'
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02-02-2010, 05:46 PM #5Flood Junkie
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'i hate being on top'
reply: yer i've stopped cardio so missionary and doggy with me doing all the work is fine by me....-->>MMC<<--
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02-02-2010, 05:46 PM #6Banned
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'' dont please dont. NO NO NO. STOP ARRRRGHHH, PLEASE DONT. HELP!!POLICE POLICE !!!! SOMEONE HLEP...GOD DAMN ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHhhhhhhhh....HHHHHHEE EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!''
Next time remind me to date rape b4 I rape...so off putting
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02-02-2010, 05:47 PM #7Registered Miscer
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"rape me like an animal u ****in dick"
while getting the side of my face chewed on.Stem plus finance alum crew
ADHD diagnosed social club, let’s get weird
Gmo fan
Entj cuz apparently we tinder now
Compounds 3x a week feeders offnights b4 bed with IF schedule coming sooonnn will link log on inception. Dis gun b good
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02-02-2010, 05:48 PM #8The Guardian
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probably she didnt want to tell u she got it..Originally Posted by Ephedra
It's a lifestyle - train like there's no finish line.
**MISC BBM GROUP**
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02-02-2010, 05:49 PM #9Banned
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''Suck my cawk''
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02-02-2010, 05:50 PM #10Registered User
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"fuking choke me"
i was surprised cause she seemed like a innocent asian girl.
so i did it and i actually liked it.My mom thinks i'm cool
GO CANUCKS GO
rep SydCBDNSW 3 times cause i misread post
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02-02-2010, 05:50 PM #11Registered User
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This.Originally Posted by V8 Muscle
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02-02-2010, 05:50 PM #12Social Assassin
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is it in yet?
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02-02-2010, 05:51 PM #13Dirty bulker.
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Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?
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02-02-2010, 05:51 PM #14Registered Miscer
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Pls see sigOriginally Posted by redheadlaw7
Stem plus finance alum crew
ADHD diagnosed social club, let’s get weird
Gmo fan
Entj cuz apparently we tinder now
Compounds 3x a week feeders offnights b4 bed with IF schedule coming sooonnn will link log on inception. Dis gun b good
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02-02-2010, 05:52 PM #15Registered User
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I can't feel anything. feelsbadman.jpg
Bengals/Reds/Wildcats
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
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02-02-2010, 05:52 PM #16Flood Junkie
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hahahah thanks jerryOriginally Posted by redheadlaw7
-->>MMC<<--
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02-02-2010, 05:52 PM #17Registered User
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Lulz, you banging seinfeld?Originally Posted by redheadlaw7
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02-02-2010, 05:53 PM #18Seinfeld joke?Originally Posted by redheadlaw7
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02-02-2010, 05:53 PM #19
"I want to taste my own ass..."
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02-02-2010, 05:58 PM #20Stay Frosty
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"Come at me bro"
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02-02-2010, 05:58 PM #21Tanned
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banana cream pie
[Official] San Diego Brah
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Leave me a disgusting funny or disturbing cp comment or else
"what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." -Socrates
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https://www.everlane.com/n/6azf8v
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02-02-2010, 05:59 PM #22Registered User
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I love you.
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02-02-2010, 06:02 PM #23Marauder Fitness
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"OHHH JESSIE!!"
WTF, Not my name, but not my girlfriend either so was not sure how to react.
and my best,
me= "I don't have a condom"
her= "that's o.k., **** me till I come then I will suck you off."I sell home and commercial fitness equipment, so if you have questions on equipment PM me and I will help.
“When the light comes down, and the earth shakes with the footsteps of a thousand battalions, when the air sings with the sound of clashing shields, and the ground is wet with the blood of men, that is when I am most alive. That is when my life is taken to the edge of the point, that is when I am invincible until the moment of death”
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02-02-2010, 06:03 PM #24Stats subject to change
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"Don't worry, I have cervical cancer, I can't get pregnant"
I left her a few weeks later, come to find out she got pregnant 4 months later by a freind.
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02-02-2010, 06:24 PM #25Registered User
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pls goOriginally Posted by ralph_
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02-02-2010, 06:27 PM #26Bluegrassgreeneyes
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you feel so good inside me.. wtf is that supposed to mean
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02-02-2010, 06:29 PM #27Banned
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Couple of my favourites
"Why are you doing this to me!?"
"No, God No. Please."
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02-02-2010, 06:32 PM #28Registered User
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"your lucky i cant see your cock going in and out"
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02-02-2010, 06:33 PM #29Banned
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i lol'dOriginally Posted by lolwutumad
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02-02-2010, 06:34 PM #30ACACIA
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"AHHHHHHHHHHH i cant feel my legs"
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