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GTL
church pastors whooping ass in mma
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I like turtles
All religious strife across the world should be decided by MMA bouts between top religious leaders.
Although Pope Benedict got taken down by a girl a while ago, so the Catholics are ****ed.
In 1945, Adolf Hilter died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied, "I am responsible for the massacre of millions" Satan said, "well done, sit to the right of my throne." In 1953, Joseph Stalin died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied "I killed millions to stay in power" Satan said "good, sit to my left" 2010, Ronnie James Dio died and went to Hell, Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" Dio replied, "Bitch, get the fuk off my throne!"
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Finisher
Jesus was a fighter eh?
At what point did Jesus fight again?
"negs suck, dont they? now STFU, save your breath for your blow up doll and go back in your moms basement and watch TUF, snot nosed little boy. oh, and next time ask permission to say anything to me."
-Gomi
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That's sad, you have to provide free MMA training just to get young guys into your church. If they had that in my area I would train there too, free's free. Sure I might have to attend a few sermons for free training, whatever, it's not like I'd actually buy into their dogmatic beliefs.
I'm sure a lot of the guys that train there think like I do. Whatever floats your boat.
http://capitalcitybjj.com/
http://teamsacramento.org/
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Originally Posted by Croaker
Jesus was a fighter eh?
At what point did Jesus fight again?
you didnt know jesus trained UFC, he was a black belt
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Originally Posted by Croaker
Jesus was a fighter eh?
At what point did Jesus fight again?
Jesus did get pissed at one point and start reeking some havoc in a temple. (Srs)
MMA or a legitimate martial art isn't the same things as brawling on the streets. I think it's be hard to justify street fighting unless it's the person attacking you with no provacation, but I don't see anything wrong with a legitimate competition/fight.
Except for combating and limiting the implementation and spreading of Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, war has never solved anything.
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Originally Posted by guest89
Jesus did get pissed at one point and start reeking some havoc in a temple. (Srs)
He tossed some tables and overturned some market items.
Then he lectured on it, not once did he throw a blow or even threaten a person. He went peacefully with the guards in Gethsemane and even told his men not to fight, lecturing them for doing so and cutting off a guard's ear. He is like the anti-fighter.
"negs suck, dont they? now STFU, save your breath for your blow up doll and go back in your moms basement and watch TUF, snot nosed little boy. oh, and next time ask permission to say anything to me."
-Gomi
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WWJP
Who would Jesus Punch?
Nothing says godly love like a punch in the face.
I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid and lazy people, just that we should eliminate warning labels and welfare, let the problem take care of itself.
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jesus fights for christianity only
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♥Shogun♥
"Word = Born!" - Mayhem Miller
Raiders ftw!
Lakers ftw!
--Kyrie Irving bandwagon--
"It was in love I was created and in love is how I hope I die!" - Paolo Nutini
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Originally Posted by Matt B.
LMAO. I'd rep if I could.
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Originally Posted by Matt B.
It's mentioned in the article along with christian fighter social networking.
"negs suck, dont they? now STFU, save your breath for your blow up doll and go back in your moms basement and watch TUF, snot nosed little boy. oh, and next time ask permission to say anything to me."
-Gomi
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Originally Posted by Croaker
Jesus was a fighter eh?
At what point did Jesus fight again?
From what I understand he trains Fedor, Vitor, and some other fighters too. At least from their post fight interviews I mean. However, I havent been able to find where he teaches.
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Higher Primate
Originally Posted by Croaker
It's mentioned in the article along with christian fighter social networking.
FUUUU, didn't read the article..
♥Shogun♥
"Word = Born!" - Mayhem Miller
Raiders ftw!
Lakers ftw!
--Kyrie Irving bandwagon--
"It was in love I was created and in love is how I hope I die!" - Paolo Nutini
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VODKA and BEYOND...
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anyone else notice how much diego sanchez looks like that avatar character? lol
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