Weird Crap People have said about your size

[Roasted]

I just got into the elevator @ work when some random old guy I've never seen before turns to me and sais:

Him: "You work out? You look like you're building a brick ****house!"
Me: *thinking WTF?!?* "Hi, yes, I work out" *awkward silence*

[DirtyDon123]

Deep down you loved it

[Joe1991]

The correct phrase (or at least it is here) is "your built like a brick **** house"

[JoshSP1985]

You should have IRL repped him for the brick **** house comment.

[JoshSP1985]

The correct phrase (or at least it is here) is "your built like a brick **** house"

You're

but yea

[eLjay28]

Guy: "flex your biceps"
Me: "wat"
Guy" you're big i want to see your biceps...flex them"
*i flex"
Guy "damn nice"



awkward silence and me feeling gay

[Kharig]

from this tiny 90lb girl, "omg your arms are bigger than my leg!" strong only have 17 inch arms

[boilermaker06]

i compliment people if they have a really strong build and it's not in an awkward situation

i dont think it's odd at all to compliment a fellow lifter's build as long as it makes sense and isn't homo

[Roasted]

Deep down you loved it

Truth lol

Also reminds me, about a month ago I was in Cuba on vacation and the bellboy dropping off my bags suddenly asks:

Him: "You train?"
Me: "yeah, I lift"
Him: "me too!!!" than pulls up his sleeve and starts flexing his fatcepts

[HYDRAE]

From when I was a waiter from a fat redneck woman:

"do you have allergys?"

me: no, why

"cause you're all swollen"

me: *courtesy laugh as I slowly back away from the table.*

[Miz-Zou]

from this tiny 90lb girl, "omg your arms are bigger than my leg!" strong only have 17 inch arms

This and also recently:

Douche: "Man your arms are big, I wanna arm wrestle you."
Me: bertstare.jpg
Douche: "I bet I could win man."
Me: *walks off*

[cowgoshoop]

guy:"you lift?"
me:"wut?"
guy:"you work out?"
me:"yeah a little"
guy:"you got nice arms..." stares

[cyde]

Going to Barton Springs pool every summer and hearing more guys compliment my physique than females. Pretty weird, brahs.

Some guy said he'd **** me if he was gay (no homo). lol wut?

[metallicide]

every week at church this 90 year old due shakes my and and says "boy you got quite the arm on ya"....

[metallicide]

Going to Barton Springs pool every summer and hearing more guys compliment my physique than females. Pretty weird, brahs.

Some guy said he'd **** me if he was gay (no homo). lol wut?

id **** you and im straight (no homo)

[JoshSP1985]

Lmao @ "you lift?"

No man I just woke up one day and my arms were this big.

[Mortum]

apparently i look like a monster

[ca.r.llous]

I hate when people want to arm wrestle me. That sh*t is annoying.

[Alphalfa]

In a hospital lobby, getting out of elevator:

old fat guy: "how often do you work out"
me: "every now and then"
old fat guy: "i remember those days, watch out when you get older, it's all going to turn into fat"
me: *walks away very slowly*

[Miz-Zou]

Lmao @ "you lift?"

No man I just woke up one day and my arms were this big.

lol I always wanna say this whenever somebody asks, but I hold back or give a smart-ass answer like I only lift once a week and eat anything I want, while drinking all the booze I can.

[fishpat86]

Me: dude your a legend, can I haz an autograph
big ron: holy **** your huge!
Me: yep
big ron: Whats your routine?
Me: bench 'n' curls brah, in the muthafukking squat rack

[nickk]

i compliment people if they have a really strong build and it's not in an awkward situation

i dont think it's odd at all to compliment a fellow lifter's build as long as it makes sense and isn't homo

its homo in almost all situations

[GoodShoot]

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i compliment people if they have a really strong build and it's not in an awkward situation

i dont think it's odd at all to compliment a fellow lifter's build as long as it makes sense and isn't homo

..

[whammer33024]

her: is it in yet?

[GoodShoot]

i compliment people if they have a really strong build and it's not in an awkward situation

i dont think it's odd at all to compliment a fellow lifter's build as long as it makes sense and isn't homo

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[boilermaker06]

its homo in almost all situations

Why is it homo to tell someone that you appreciate their strength and dedication?

I think it's legit.

[JoshSP1985]

lol I always wanna say this whenever somebody asks, but I hold back or give a smart-ass answer like I only lift once a week and eat anything I want, while drinking all the booze I can.

You could try to pitch them some bogus diet.


Na man I eat 15 kiwi fruits a day it's a little known body building secret.

[Jeremyn87]

In a hospital lobby, getting out of elevator:

old fat guy: "how often do you work out"
me: "every now and then"
old fat guy: "i remember those days, watch out when you get older, it's all going to turn into fat"
me: *walks away very slowly*

I heard that countless times.
A few days ago, I'm in the elevator to go to the gym, holding my gallon jug, wearing sweatpants and a Tshirt, and someone asks if I'm going to work out.
I ask what gave it away. The guy says "haha, oh man, I remember when I used to workout. But then I found temptation! haha, you will too in a couple of years, so you might as well give up now! "

[iCookie]

Guy: "so you work out?"
Me: "yea"
Guy: "So what you do?"
Me: "lift weights"
Guy: "oh yea me too, how much you bench press?
Me: "150lbs"
Guy: "yea i bench press 200lbs bro"
Me: "yea okay dude, how much u squat?"
Guy: "lol I dont squat its bad for your knees"
Me: "um....so how much you deadlift?"
Guy: "lol 'dead-lift'"?
Me: "forget it"
Guy: "your cawk is so smooth. can I touch it?"
Me: "yea bro"
Guy: "can I put it in my mouth?"
Me: "yea bro"

[JoshSP1985]

Why is it homo to tell someone that you appreciate their strength and dedication?

I think it's legit.

Word, there's nothing wrong with a "nice build man"