Just found out that sum ppl actually stand up to wipe their ass...

[dizzay20]

after taking a $hit....lol wut?

[bombdigity]

you mean people actually do it sitting down?

[philbitty]

if you stand up doesnt the poo thats still in your butt mash together from your cheeks clenching and make a mess?
NO THANKS

i stay seated and raise one side, then look at the tp after every wipe to decide if i need more wipes

[Ratfish]

Can't...visualize...without...pics....

[Alphalfa]

sh!t, sit down, then stand up again?

[MrGameAndWatch]

i stand up to whip my ass, theres no room between the huge e - penis and the toilet seat

[dizzay20]

you mean people actually do it sitting down?

y the hell would u stand up to do it, unless ur hands are sooo damn big that is doesnt fit in the toilet bowl

[Sideburnz001]

lol that was on the Rod Ryan Show

[JuicintheJuice]

I do it standing. I couldn't imagine sticking my hand past my dick and balls and into a toilet bowl. I need some space.

[eltoro24]

lol this thread comes up every two weeks. I'm a switch hitter (no homo). Some situations require the sit some stand. I do both.

[LadiesManXtreme]

Just found out a month ago. Scary s***.

[THE SAINT]

standing up ftw

[anonymous]

cant do it sitting...

[wommbath]

My bathroom is side by side to my computer room so sometime while I take a dump and know someone is talking to me on msn I stand up nude with sh!t in my ass and go see who's talking to me and then I return back taking my sh!t. (srs)

[LadiesManXtreme]

I do it standing. I couldn't imagine sticking my hand past my dick and balls and into a toilet bowl. I need some space.

You lean forward slightly and wipe from behind >_>

[mg42]

Mind was blown the first time I heard this.

[Immichaelski]

How can you possibly wipe ya ass sitting down, Id be scared Id smush a nut, its simple to do it standing up.

[nickftw]

More like a half squat bro

[A1phaeus]

when u stand up ur ass cheeks get closer together which makes wiping alot harder..

[Trapsbrah]

inb4 ms paint

[Dukus]

I honestly was expecting this to be a joke thread,i thought everyone did it standing up. Title need srs tag. (srs)

PS

MIND BLOWN

[alial30]

its simple to just lean on one cheek and wipe.

The better question is which way do you wipe: front to back or back to front?

[CoolHandTodd]

actually, the mojority of people wipe there ass standing.

[LadiesManXtreme]

when u stand up ur ass cheeks get fused together which makes wiping alot harder..

fixed

[FlyinTurdNugget]

lol this thread comes up every two weeks. I'm a switch hitter (no homo). Some situations require the sit some stand. I do both.

in before The Situation..

[dizzay20]

inb4 ms paint

This is how i do it. Go in from the front, sitting down.

[jackamo2887]

after taking a $hit....lol wut?

some of us have dicks bigger then 2 inches so we are not able to just push it to the side like a little homo.

[SLU12]

i do it half sitting half standing

feels good man

[tcatcrawler]

cheap home toilets arent big enough to do it totally sitting down...u gotta lift at least a little...

industrial toilets the ones with the real pressurized flush are usually big enough to sit and wipe

[redbinder]

Have always done it standing, am intrigued and confused as to how to do it sitting. Maybe if you got a small dick or something but my snake takes up all the room. Gotta stand to use the hand, that's what daddy-o taught me.