Me: I want sex
Her: Me too
Me: Well, come over and deliver
Her: Don't talk to me like that boy, I'm not some piece of ass
Me: But I can has sex?
no response...fail
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01-31-2010, 12:01 AM #511Registered User
- Join Date: May 2007
- Location: Canada
- Age: 34
- Posts: 400
- Rep Power: 339
owe repz to Bombers
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01-31-2010, 12:04 AM #512i want to look good naked
- Join Date: Apr 2004
- Location: Ohio, United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 1,755
- Rep Power: 2435
Me: Woman, I want sex.
Her: Well, so do I
Me: I think I know how to solve this.
Her: So do I, we start seeing other people
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Note: Her = my aunt"Bork Bork Bork!"
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01-31-2010, 12:23 AM #513With Jack's cold sweat.
- Join Date: Oct 2009
- Posts: 385
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LOL no i was ****in my ex in the ass for like the 3rd time first time we used petroleum jelly felt nothing second time regular lube 3rd time we tried our warming lube bish started moaning hard i was like f yea then she started crying and saying stop i felt like i was raping her LOLOriginally Posted by honor_your_life
buttsecks>regular secks especially when u finger the puss u can feel ur own dick fawkyea! like fappin and buttsecksin and it makes em scream
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01-31-2010, 12:30 AM #514Prime Minister of Canada.
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: Manitoba, Canada
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,779
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I just stick it in her mouth, then pussy, then mouth, then ass, then mouth...wait wut? Furreal.Originally Posted by alwaysfappin
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[O.o]
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-"--"-Honor Your Life-Me.
"No Guts, No Glory,
All Pain, And Fury!!!"-SLAYER. (Scrum)
"You don't have to be old to be wise."-Judas Priest
/|\ Inspiration to persevere.
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01-31-2010, 11:40 PM #515Is f*ckin yo momma
- Join Date: Dec 2001
- Location: Waianae, Hawaii, United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 935
- Rep Power: 2455
Me: Woman, I want sex
Her: Well daddy the reason im here is to plz u...
Me:Good, and Make me dinner when we're done
Her: Anything you want babe
WOOOTT!!...starting talking to this girl like 3 days ago LOL★How bout them Cowboys★
USMC
Semper Fi
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01-31-2010, 11:46 PM #516full body contact
- Join Date: Jan 2010
- Location: Switzerland
- Age: 39
- Posts: 307
- Rep Power: 184
me: lets try butt sex first time
her: will it hurt?
me: prob but anythang great requires sweat & little pain
her: when?
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01-31-2010, 11:56 PM #517TEAM HEATH 09
- Join Date: Jan 2008
- Location: Western Australia, Australia
- Age: 35
- Posts: 5,410
- Rep Power: 3884
me:woman i want sex
ex:so your talking to me again?
me:f*ck off slut
ex:haha im ****ing right now
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU"I was born with a little bit of this, the rest of it i worked for" - Ronnie Coleman
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02-01-2010, 12:02 AM #518Laughs like Santa Clause
- Join Date: Nov 2007
- Location: Dallas, Texas, United States
- Posts: 7,857
- Rep Power: 2664
ITT: You can tell which miscers have good girls and which miscers have stuck up/bitchy girls for gf's.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying or reassuring."
-Sagan
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02-01-2010, 12:16 AM #519Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Age: 37
- Posts: 11,398
- Rep Power: 13295
Me: how bout you come over and let me clap dem cheeks.
Her: lol Wat are you talking about?
Me: Im trying to tell you I want to fawk.
Her: Have fun with that.
Feels bad man...
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02-01-2010, 12:57 AM #520Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2009
- Location: New Zealand
- Age: 34
- Posts: 502
- Rep Power: 461
me: woman, I want sex.
her: ? I dnt get it?
me: I want sex
me: I want to piitb
her: why? when?
her: can't u wait till friday?
me: yeah, photos?
her: wat photos?
me: of dem cheeks?
her: no thanks.
her: I dnt want photos taken of my body. K. Love you. Nite nite. No wanking! No porn!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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02-01-2010, 01:26 AM #521Prime Minister of Canada.
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: Manitoba, Canada
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,779
- Rep Power: 1066
Dominated.Originally Posted by thecolminator
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[O.o]
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-"--"-Honor Your Life-Me.
"No Guts, No Glory,
All Pain, And Fury!!!"-SLAYER. (Scrum)
"You don't have to be old to be wise."-Judas Priest
/|\ Inspiration to persevere.
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02-01-2010, 01:32 AM #522Journal Repper
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: Washington, United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 5,436
- Rep Power: 13930
MISFIT?Originally Posted by Dynamiik
You fraudin?Mod @ www.all the misc.com
Workout Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117508491
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02-01-2010, 07:49 AM #523Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Location: United States
- Posts: 967
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Really? Never been a problem for us. She actually enjoys it more with the warming.Originally Posted by alwaysfappin
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02-01-2010, 08:15 AM #524Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2007
- Location: Omaha, Nebraska, United States
- Age: 37
- Posts: 209
- Rep Power: 388
Me: Woman, I want sex!
Her: come get it daddy!
Me: Then after you make sammich!
Her: sex sammich?
Me: No roast beef sammich
Her: lol were outta roast beef
Me: Icanhaz ur roast beefSometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind. The race is long, but in the end its only with yourself.
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02-01-2010, 08:22 AM #525
me: woman I want sex
billy: I keep telling you Im not a woman, my names billy and I sell fridges
me: billy I want sex
billy: ok
me: woman I want sex
her: how did you get this number? who are you?
me: wurghghrghghgh
no homo
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02-01-2010, 10:30 AM #526Fear no weights
- Join Date: Jul 2005
- Posts: 618
- Rep Power: 303
lots of fraudin in dis thrad. can it be any more obvious?
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
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02-01-2010, 10:33 AM #527Future orthopedic surgeon
- Join Date: Nov 2009
- Posts: 1,449
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Me: Woman I want sex
Her: Thank you very much for your $10 text donation to help Haiti.
Son of a bitch...
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02-01-2010, 11:10 AM #528Is f*ckin yo momma
- Join Date: Dec 2001
- Location: Waianae, Hawaii, United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 935
- Rep Power: 2455
lmao, nope I is serious brothaa ahahaOriginally Posted by SFriday425
★How bout them Cowboys★
USMC
Semper Fi
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02-02-2010, 01:10 PM #529Registered User
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Thread is so good.
Bengals/Reds/Wildcats
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
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02-02-2010, 02:59 PM #530Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2005
- Age: 41
- Posts: 3
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ME: Woman I want sex!
DrAmA: Me to but have u heard?
DrAmA: I just got to the bathroom
KING *******..☠ *IT* ?: I heard I was getting some sex
DrAmA: Omg!a I can't believe u haven't heard the word. LOl yes u will get some
KING *******..☠ *IT* ?: Word is I will get a sammich too!
DrAmA: ?
KING *******..☠ *IT* ?: Forget about it
DrAmA: Oh a sandwich ok
Soooo much win!SOFA KING AWARE !!!!!
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02-27-2010, 01:05 AM #531Registered User
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- Age: 31
- Posts: 225
- Rep Power: 231
bump
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03-26-2010, 11:39 PM #532Agent of Stealth
- Join Date: Jun 2005
- Location: United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 4,742
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lolz thread deserves a monthly bump
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04-05-2010, 03:28 AM #533ლ(╹◡╹ლ) awwwww yeeeeh
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i lol'dOriginally Posted by SeanBB
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05-03-2010, 06:10 AM #534
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05-03-2010, 06:41 AM #535
Me: "Woman, I want sex!"
Her: "Do u think ur caveman ur samat lol" (she is not the birghtest)
Me: "No but I think your a bitch who needs to come give me sex then make my tea."
Her: "get f***ed!"
To be honest I thought she would take it better than that!
edit..
Her: "wat we doin 4 tea?"
Me: "Not sure love, shall we try that other Italian if we can get in?"
Yes I bottled out of it.
double edit...
Her: "Will it be open?"
Me: "Is it called xxxxxx?"
her: "Yes. I want sex nw! Am really horny!"
At least its worked out for me in the end
Last edited by d_jones; 05-03-2010 at 06:58 AM.
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05-03-2010, 07:10 AM #536Registered User
- Join Date: May 2009
- Location: Canada
- Posts: 55
- Rep Power: 187
Me: Woman, I want sex
Her: Lol
fuuu boner denied
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05-03-2010, 07:25 AM #537Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2010
- Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 4,349
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Originally Posted by meg@tron
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05-03-2010, 09:29 AM #538Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2008
- Age: 36
- Posts: 86
- Rep Power: 205
looolOriginally Posted by zoina21
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05-03-2010, 09:36 AM #539Platinum Member
- Join Date: Oct 2007
- Location: scarborough, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 36
- Posts: 5,222
- Rep Power: 3455
lol somebody do this on POF
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05-03-2010, 09:44 AM #540Russian Blood
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: Ontario, Canada
- Age: 35
- Posts: 1,389
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Me: Woman, I want sex!
Her: Lol you'll get it tonight!
Me:
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