Important Ass Question [no homo]

[KCChiefs9690]

Believe it or not this is a serious question, but when I eat cheat foods such as Burger King or anything really good and greasy, I tear off the most god-awful farts...the kind that will clear the room of everyone, including the dog. This is where this post gets weird...the whole day I can actually smell my ass. It smells like rotten eggs or a dead animal or something. When I go to pinch off a deuce, it hurts pretty damn bad. Like the stretching of the ******* or whatever. In a few days it goes away and everything's good. Can anyone else relate?

Cliff notes:

-I ate burger king.

-I can smell my rotten egg smelling ass from standing position

-Hurts to **** and wipe

-Goes away in 3 days or so

[MrB1g]

Join date: 2005
Age: 19
Posts: 96


Troll status confirmed.

[Ka0s]

Believe it or not this is a serious question, but when I eat cheat foods such as Burger King or anything really good and greasy, I tear off the most god-awful farts...the kind that will clear the room of everyone, including the dog. This is where this post gets weird...the whole day I can actually smell my ass. It smells like rotten eggs or a dead animal or something. When I go to pinch off a deuce, it hurts pretty damn bad. Like the stretching of the ******* or whatever. In a few days it goes away and everything's good. Can anyone else relate?

Cliff notes:

-I ate burger king.

-I can smell my rotten egg smelling ass from standing position

-Hurts to **** and wipe

-Goes away in 3 days or so

I can relate to the farting as I just ate McD's but not to the painful ****s. Maybe get that checked out?

[KCChiefs9690]

Join date: 2005
Age: 19
Posts: 96


Troll status confirmed.

You're a ****ing moron. I barely ever post, but I look at the forums everyday. I don't care, call me what you want...but I came to ask a serious question.

[MrB1g]

Believe it or not this is a serious question, but when I eat cheat foods such as Burger King or anything really good and greasy, I tear off the most god-awful farts...the kind that will clear the room of everyone, including the dog. This is where this post gets weird...the whole day I can actually smell my ass. It smells like rotten eggs or a dead animal or something. When I go to pinch off a deuce, it hurts pretty damn bad. Like the stretching of the ******* or whatever. In a few days it goes away and everything's good. Can anyone else relate?
Cliff notes:

-I ate burger king.

-I can smell my rotten egg smelling ass from standing position

-Hurts to **** and wipe

-Goes away in 3 days or so

You're a ****ing moron. I barely ever post, but I look at the forums everyday. I don't care, call me what you want...but I came to ask a serious question.

Clearly.

[KCChiefs9690]

Join date: 2005
Age: 19
Posts: 96


Troll status confirmed.

I can relate to the farting as I just ate McD's but not to the painful ****s. Maybe get that checked out?

Lol okay thank I might do that...it's not everytime either, it's maybe like a once a month issue. Thanks for the advice btw

[Ka0s]

Clearly.

Dude, I laughed hard.

[lil_vince]

Clearly.

lmao at highlighted part.

Only trouble I get is with lactose stuff like regular milk, fast food like taco bell actually helps me stay regular, except maybe its the cheese in burger king or something? I know too much cheese gives me similiar symptoms.

[FartLighter]

Believe it or not this is a serious question, but when I eat cheat foods such as Burger King or anything really good and greasy, I tear off the most god-awful farts...the kind that will clear the room of everyone, including the dog. This is where this post gets weird...the whole day I can actually smell my ass. It smells like rotten eggs or a dead animal or something. When I go to pinch off a deuce, it hurts pretty damn bad. Like the stretching of the ******* or whatever. In a few days it goes away and everything's good. Can anyone else relate?

Cliff notes:

-I ate burger king.

-I can smell my rotten egg smelling ass from standing position

-Hurts to **** and wipe

-Goes away in 3 days or so

Enjoy it! Get your buddies into your car, go for a long ride, and lock the windows until you get it all out of your system.