DIY: Removing Gyno

[Dead Cell]

Is it possible to just cut it out without going to the doctor? It's considered cosmetic so it won't be covered by the insurance. What if I cut it out then go to the doctor and they stitch it up, that will be covered by the insurance right?

[Stray800]

This plan cannot fail.

[Sensual Lettuce]

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[tone4now]

lol

[Glads]

you may be retarded if you are actually considering this

[Captain554]

Just use a syringe and suck it out.

[NO_Rainchecks]

[Steak_n_Taters]

Pop a Tylenol first and you'll be fine.

[Dead Cell]

The piece of breast tissue seems like it's right under the skin so it shouldn't bleed too bad. Saves me about $2k.

[monstermn]

lolwut?

[Soflogator]

great idea OP. inb4 he accidentally the whole thing

[Nutella!]

You've been here since 2003..

you for real?

You sure its gyno too? pics

[thisiscody]

one time someone posted this huge plan he had to take out his own gyn oHAHAHahahahahhahahah it was fukin hilarious

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

use the removed gyno as pan grease for cooking breakfast the next morning

[redbinder]

r u srs

[liftyeah]

use the removed gyno as pan grease for cooking breakfast the next morning

his body will absorb the gyno again and he would get gyno all over again

[stevenz1g]

I've got bad gyno and I've actually tried this <srs> and it didn't work.

It's not AS simple as you think. There's a lot of fat tissue laying around it, and I was completely unsuccessful at doing it.

Here's basically what I did, and I'm not going to suggest you do the same thing. There wasn't a **** ton of blood, and it didn't hurt bad until the next day.

*Numbed nipple with ice for ten or so minutes
*Sterilized some box cutting blades, basically

And tried.

I cut a 3" long cut, bout 3/4" deep. The blade didn't do a clean cut, as the skin is a lot tougher than I imagined. Super glued it back together, now it's fine.

I regret trying it. you WON'T get it out, promise. I'm going to the dr on jan. 9 and use my newly founded scar as leverage to get surgery. I was that desperate

I've got a really high pain tolerance and adrenaline levels were kicking so high nothing really hurt...

<SRS>

[Skinydudegetbig]

Yeah its actually a great idea, I know a friend who tried this and it worked out great! Just make sure to put some hand sanitizer inside the cut after you do it so it doesn't get infected.

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

I've got bad gyno and I've actually tried this <srs> and it didn't work.

It's not AS simple as you think. There's a lot of fat tissue laying around it, and I was completely unsuccessful at doing it.

Here's basically what I did, and I'm not going to suggest you do the same thing. There wasn't a **** ton of blood, and it didn't hurt bad until the next day.

*Numbed nipple with ice for ten or so minutes
*Sterilized some box cutting blades, basically

And tried.

I cut a 3" long cut, bout 3/4" deep. The blade didn't do a clean cut, as the skin is a lot tougher than I imagined. Super glued it back together, now it's fine.

I regret trying it. you WON'T get it out, promise. I'm going to the dr on jan. 9 and use my newly founded scar as leverage to get surgery. I was that desperate

<SRS>

oh dear lawd....

[Stray800]

Bite down on a strap of leather and pour jack daniels on it to clean the wound.


I saw this in a movie once...prolly something on the Discovery Channel so it's pretty reliable source (it was in HD)

[Archanic]

Is it possible to just cut it out without going to the doctor? It's considered cosmetic so it won't be covered by the insurance. What if I cut it out then go to the doctor and they stitch it up, that will be covered by the insurance right?

So you want to cut a hole under your nipples, remove gyno with a tool, all unsterilized, with no anesthesiologist, then go to the good old Dr. for some quick stitches.

Sounds downright brilliant, and by brilliant i mean retarded.

[Sensual Lettuce]

I've got bad gyno and I've actually tried this <srs> and it didn't work.

It's not AS simple as you think. There's a lot of fat tissue laying around it, and I was completely unsuccessful at doing it.

Here's basically what I did, and I'm not going to suggest you do the same thing. There wasn't a **** ton of blood, and it didn't hurt bad until the next day.

*Numbed nipple with ice for ten or so minutes
*Sterilized some box cutting blades, basically

And tried.

I cut a 3" long cut, bout 3/4" deep. The blade didn't do a clean cut, as the skin is a lot tougher than I imagined. Super glued it back together, now it's fine.

I regret trying it. you WON'T get it out, promise. I'm going to the dr on jan. 9 and use my newly founded scar as leverage to get surgery. I was that desperate

I've got a really high pain tolerance and adrenaline levels were kicking so high nothing really hurt...

<SRS>

...........................

[Steve J0bs]

Post a picture so we can say if it's gyno or not. It's probably fat and you're worrying too much.

[Havoc3]

The piece of breast tissue seems like it's right under the skin so it shouldn't bleed too bad. Saves me about $2k.

hahahahahahahahaha yeah 2K good luck maybe if you get a quack doctor still in med school needing a lab rat

[Dodoz]

don't get gyno in the first place > ... > ??? > profit.

[stevenz1g]

Yeah, it was stupid.

But, think about - Healthcare right now is absurdly stupid.

It's ****ING retarded that **** like this cannot be removed for free... not only is it an extreme emotional burden, it's beyond the point of hurting all the time. So, on the 9th I'm going to push every stop possible. I'm tired of this ****.

[Magnumtripod]

Is it possible to just cut it out without going to the doctor? It's considered cosmetic so it won't be covered by the insurance. What if I cut it out then go to the doctor and they stitch it up, that will be covered by the insurance right?

mine was covered by insurance



















u mad?

[Vagitarian]

I've got bad gyno and I've actually tried this <srs> and it didn't work.

It's not AS simple as you think. There's a lot of fat tissue laying around it, and I was completely unsuccessful at doing it.

Here's basically what I did, and I'm not going to suggest you do the same thing. There wasn't a **** ton of blood, and it didn't hurt bad until the next day.

*Numbed nipple with ice for ten or so minutes
*Sterilized some box cutting blades, basically

And tried.

I cut a 3" long cut, bout 3/4" deep. The blade didn't do a clean cut, as the skin is a lot tougher than I imagined. Super glued it back together, now it's fine.

I regret trying it. you WON'T get it out, promise. I'm going to the dr on jan. 9 and use my newly founded scar as leverage to get surgery. I was that desperate

I've got a really high pain tolerance and adrenaline levels were kicking so high nothing really hurt...

<SRS>

Fck dude...I was cringing in my seat reading that. FUUU...pics of scar?

[Dead Cell]

I already seen a doctor, I told him it was gyno, he said it wasn't, sent me to a breast specialist, she sent me to another doctor to do an ultrasound, test results = gyno.

[Dysfunqtional]

solid plan is solid