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how much does a lap dance cost at a strip club?
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Stick A Penny Up Her Butt And See What Happens
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Originally Posted by footballfan24
Private dances are usually $10-30 a song.
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Originally Posted by TheRejuvenated
Stick A Penny Up Her Butt And See What Happens
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at a quality place around $25
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Originally Posted by TheRejuvenated
Stick A Penny Up Her Butt And See What Happens
Why Does Every ****in Word Have To Be Capitalized?
But seriously it depends. You stick 20 ones in her thong throughout the night she might give ya one 'free. If it's a classy place it'll cost more than a renovated bar
I'd say 15-30. Although I went to one in mexico and 40 would get ya a blowjob ha.
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Depends on where you go, but ull still be leaving with a boner and no explosion, so why waste? Use that 20 on a cover charge and take that bish home
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just give her ur credit card brah and shell take care of u
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twenty bucks in my experience
usually lasts for one song and you are left with a massive erection and a feeling of shame
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Originally Posted by XiiiD
Why Does Every ****in Word Have To Be Capitalized?
But seriously it depends. You stick 20 ones in her thong throughout the night she might give ya one 'free. If it's a classy place it'll cost more than a renovated bar
I'd say 15-30. Although I went to one in mexico and 40 would get ya a blowjob ha.
then i guess it's not free if you give her $20
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why would u pay for a girl to dance
u dont even get to fap
or touch her?
why dont u invest in finding a girl for yoself
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between $30 and 40 everywhere i've ever been within an hour radius of where i live.
also havent been to more than like 4 or 5 max in my life, but all of those were within one hour in one direction and at all of them it has never been cheaper than 30 and never more than 40.
also one time this ho did the "feed the kitty" thing they always do, where you have to throw a dollar into their panties, and no one was getting it in and i got it both times she went around and the second time i was "FCUK YEAH!!" all really loud and into as if i was more excited about that then the topless girls everywhere (because i was lol) and she said "ok you get three in a row i give you free lap dance!" in this asian ass accent.
basically said it because she knew that shiit was like borderline impossible.....AND I DID IT! I FCUKING DID IT! i will never forget that **** i cracked a beer and slammed that **** fast as hell and just pounded beers feeling like kobe bryant waitin for her ass to come over.
she took like forever then finally came up to me, got me, we walk over and this huge ass black dude was like "yo brah thats 30 dollars" i was like "oh na dude its cool she said its free" he looks at her and she laughs and says "oh sweetie haha nothing freeee!" and i was like WTF!!!
and the whole time i just was all pissed yelling at her about my money and so she started giving me head and said "come on baby i take you back room for hundred dollars so much cheaper than normal baby you got condom come on i make you cum hundred dollars, hundred dollars i make you cumm!!!"
i mean i guess i would have done it but i was so pissed about not getting my free lap dance after those shots that i wouldnt go and eventually got her to give me 15 back.
so half priced lap dane that lasted around 2 and half songs (usually a dance = 1 song) and about a 2 or 3 minute blowjob that was like some straight pornstar ass head but i didnt cum so it was kinda worthless.
Last edited by ChefXplode; 12-25-2009 at 06:42 PM.
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use that money to get a bitch drunk and you can fukk her
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one time i got a lap dance and after the lap dance i gave the girl a hug. is that normal, or was i just really fuked up? lulz
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Originally Posted by Tubing
WHere u go to get the lap dance
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Where u actually get the lap dance
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guy who kicks u out for touching during the lap dance
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Full touching except vag = every strip club here.
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i find it rather sad youre going to pay $25 to have someone shove something in your face you cant have...
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when you pay for a lap dance are you supposed to tip also?
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Originally Posted by TardBucket
i find it rather sad youre going to pay $25 to have someone shove something in your face you cant have...
It is $20 per song at most bars. I used to go all the time but I realized it's stupid to go. Besides at least half the chicks have STD. If a woman touches you might get herpes.
I suggest do something else with your time.
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Originally Posted by Cjjlpsp
Full touching except vag = every strip club here.
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Originally Posted by Tubing
Where u actually get the lap dance

wtf?
where you been goin brah... every where ive been you go to a private booth or something for a lap dance.
how else would the hooker be able to negotiate the price of a quick blowjob all out in the open like that???
Looks like an apple,
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Originally Posted by XiiiD
Why Does Every ****in Word Have To Be Capitalized?
he's got the caps lock on.
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Originally Posted by ratmonkey
he's got the caps lock on.
No I Don't You Can't Make A Post If The Whole Thing Is In Caps...
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Originally Posted by therejuvenated
no i don't you can't make a post if the whole thing is in caps...
do yo even lift? Probably not you ginger phaggot
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Originally Posted by therejuvenated
no i don't you can't make a post if the whole thing is in caps...
sure you can
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Originally Posted by kclee12
do yo even lift? Probably not you ginger phaggot
Don't Edit It Pff
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