between $30 and 40 everywhere i've ever been within an hour radius of where i live.
also havent been to more than like 4 or 5 max in my life, but all of those were within one hour in one direction and at all of them it has never been cheaper than 30 and never more than 40.
also one time this ho did the "feed the kitty" thing they always do, where you have to throw a dollar into their panties, and no one was getting it in and i got it both times she went around and the second time i was "FCUK YEAH!!" all really loud and into as if i was more excited about that then the topless girls everywhere (because i was lol) and she said "ok you get three in a row i give you free lap dance!" in this asian ass accent.
basically said it because she knew that shiit was like borderline impossible.....AND I DID IT! I FCUKING DID IT! i will never forget that **** i cracked a beer and slammed that **** fast as hell and just pounded beers feeling like kobe bryant waitin for her ass to come over.
she took like forever then finally came up to me, got me, we walk over and this huge ass black dude was like "yo brah thats 30 dollars" i was like "oh na dude its cool she said its free" he looks at her and she laughs and says "oh sweetie haha nothing freeee!" and i was like WTF!!!
and the whole time i just was all pissed yelling at her about my money and so she started giving me head and said "come on baby i take you back room for hundred dollars so much cheaper than normal baby you got condom come on i make you cum hundred dollars, hundred dollars i make you cumm!!!"
i mean i guess i would have done it but i was so pissed about not getting my free lap dance after those shots that i wouldnt go and eventually got her to give me 15 back.
so half priced lap dane that lasted around 2 and half songs (usually a dance = 1 song) and about a 2 or 3 minute blowjob that was like some straight pornstar ass head but i didnt cum so it was kinda worthless.
Last edited by ChefXplode; 12-25-2009 at 06:42 PM.
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