ITT: Job Secrets that people not in that field don't know

[heartbroke]

Airport Ground Handling Crews:

- Are the primary link for overseas drug smuggling operations

- Are comprised of large numbers of bloods, crips, yakuza, hispanic and other gang members

- Have huge rivalries with other handling crew companies at any given airport because of gang separation (ie the crips will work for one company, bloods for another, hispanics for another, italians for another, usually there are at least 3 working at any given airport)

- These gangs will inhabit the areas surrounding the airport and claim portions of "turf"...in many cases airport neighbourhoods are violent and not to be treaded on.

- Seize "unaccounted for" items and even entire palettes of items like Flat screen TVs, electronics, and other cargo because of damage or poor tracking. They can also buy out company reps (usually the case) to obtain these good for almost no $ and then they sell it to their friends, family, and co-workers for almost nothing. I once got offered a 10k dollar TV for 1k, but declined because of I didn't have that money and often they will try to trick people into buying broken/non-functioning equipment because 1) There is no manufacturer warranty 2) They are in a gang and you won't mess with them.

- Do not handle your luggage with care, in fact they make an effort to try to make it burst open for the lulz. SO SHRINK WRAP THAT ****!

- Will not hesitate to steal valuable items like ipods and cameras from your burst open bags

- Have close homie ties with airport security and management to ensure there innocence.

- Have access to almost the entire airport.

- Have an average IQ of about 80

- Will run handling equipment like box loaders into the plane you are about to be flying on, and if nobody sees it happen and it isn't immediately noticeable, they will not report it and will flee the scene and deny any involvement if/when noticed by maintenance workers (who may or may not have already checked the plane before takeoff).

[Bck2sqre1]

Wat ^^^^

[BobDaNob]

From my years in the grocery buisness:

You're often eating expired food - and we don't care.

We cough, sneeze and scratch our cocks with the same hands that put the food on the shelves - and we don't care.

The security cameras are there for lawsuits involving customer accidents - they are almost never, ever reviewed or actively watched.

A common tool in the meat department is an ordinary screwdriver - and it's not for screws.


And it goes on and on...

[Roke]

The secret ingredient to the big mac sauce is ketchup.

[bubba289]

I was thinking about doing this for my moms house, she doesnt think it will work, but i know her house value was crazy inflated before the bubble popped. Who exactly do i contact to do this? city hall?

im on recharge, but ill rape when i can

well, first thing to do is contact a local appraiser and tell them your intentions and see if they think the house is worth less than the assessed value.

u can find the assessed value on your counties appraisal district website. also thats who u need to contact to fight the assessed value.

if the appraiser says yes its worth less by a large margin then hire them to do the appraisal.

u could attempt to get it reduced without having an appraisal done but your chances of success are far less

[Bck2sqre1]

The secret ingredient to the big mac sauce is ketchup.

lmao in b4 BurgerKing

[heartbroke]

Oh yeah, another one for ground handling crews:

- People of power/influence/wealth can buy out handling companies/airports to have their luggage directly loaded on to planes with no scanning or security measures.

[devin45k]

Foreigners get away with paying $25 in rent for an $800 apartment in America

[BobDaNob]

Foreigners get away with paying $25 in rent for an $800 apartment in America

brb trying to be foreign.

[heartbroke]

When buying jewelry/diamonds ALWAYS bring one of those eyepiece lens. Even if you don't know what to look for the fact that you have one will force the jeweler to bring out the better quality diamonds. If you don't have one he assumes you are an amateur and will not hesitate to sell you cheap/flawed diamonds that are worth much less than what you're paying.

[devin45k]

brb trying to be foreign.

It's BS.....America fux over its own people

[fishpat86]

If you buy a 32 port reconfigurable switch from the company I work for it will cost you:

20K If your a Telecommunications customer
30K If your a Broadcasting customer
50K If your a Military or defense customer

The only difference is the front panel.

[Beteroffalone]

Half the IT people at my company would be out of a job if users could figure out that rebooting their PC solves %75 of their issues.

[CementPizza]

In mainstream porn (not the cheap iMac produced internet ****) male actors have to start out doing male/male scenes and work their way into doing male/female scenes.

The iMac stuff is better anyway.

Main stream pron sucks balls.

[ChefPhalBignuts]

Don't order fish on Sunday through Wednesday. They're usually left overs from the busy days

Don't order the special if there's any seafood in it. They're getting rid of stuff that's about to go bad

The chef won't be spitting in anything, we don't have time. Just don't piss off your waiter

The chefs have had sex with every female waitress/hostess you're currently looking at. Probably have trained her or shared her

Ask if it's fresh or frozen. Don't buy frozen meats/seafood

[heartbroke]

Half the IT people at my company would be out of a job if users could figure out that rebooting their PC solves %75 of their issues.

haha so true...

The iMac stuff is better anyway.

Main stream pron sucks balls.

This x9000

[blakus_javus]

Airport Ground Handling Crews:

- Are the primary link for overseas drug smuggling operations

- Are comprised of large numbers of bloods, crips, yakuza, hispanic and other gang members

- Have huge rivalries with other handling crew companies at any given airport because of gang separation (ie the crips will work for one company, bloods for another, hispanics for another, italians for another, usually there are at least 3 working at any given airport)

- These gangs will inhabit the areas surrounding the airport and claim portions of "turf"...in many cases airport neighbourhoods are violent and not to be treaded on.

- Seize "unaccounted for" items and even entire palettes of items like Flat screen TVs, electronics, and other cargo because of damage or poor tracking. They can also buy out company reps (usually the case) to obtain these good for almost no $ and then they sell it to their friends, family, and co-workers for almost nothing. I once got offered a 10k dollar TV for 1k, but declined because of I didn't have that money and often they will try to trick people into buying broken/non-functioning equipment because 1) There is no manufacturer warranty 2) They are in a gang and you won't mess with them.

- Do not handle your luggage with care, in fact they make an effort to try to make it burst open for the lulz. SO SHRINK WRAP THAT ****!

- Will not hesitate to steal valuable items like ipods and cameras from your burst open bags

- Have close homie ties with airport security and management to ensure there innocence.

- Have access to almost the entire airport.

- Have an average IQ of about 80

- Will run handling equipment like box loaders into the plane you are about to be flying on, and if nobody sees it happen and it isn't immediately noticeable, they will not report it and will flee the scene and deny any involvement if/when noticed by maintenance workers (who may or may not have already checked the plane before takeoff).

^^Is largely bull**** in most airports around the world (US too?)


Other post, in oz at least, a massive effort WILL be made to ensure your food is in date and edible by any decent, major chain supermarket.

(Run bars, retail supermarkets, hotels and managed at airports)

[heartbroke]

^^Is largely bull**** in most airports around the world (US too?)


Other post, in oz at least, a massive effort WILL be made to ensure your food is in date and edible by any decent, major chain supermarket.

(Run bars, retail supermarkets, hotels and managed at airports)

LOL if you managed @ an airport you were obviously not part of the loop. I saw what happened brah and it happens on a daily basis. My first day the ramp manager told me "We don't like rats around here" and I quit 2 months later because the affiliation and tension was too much for a regular guy like me.

[PowerFe2479]

We check out your wives and daughters

[wrenny420]

If you get electrocuted, the electricity travels through your bone marrow & the salt in your blood, cooking your veins & your tissue from the inside out (Like a microwave) therefore, they have to open your arm/leg/whatever to clean and debreed the infection.



Linework, ftw.

**** your union

kidding, where you a linemen at?

[wrenny420]

LOL if you managed @ an airport you were obviously not part of the loop. I saw what happened brah and it happens on a daily basis. My first day the ramp manager told me "We don't like rats around here" and I quit 2 months later because the affiliation and tension was too much for a regular guy like me.

LOL.

right.

[HYDRAE]

engineers don't use 90% of the stuff we are forced to learn but get paid as though we do.

[bmorrell]

When I used to host at a nice restaurant: Be really nice to me and you'll get a great table. Pay me when there's a huge wait and your wait time will go from 2 hours -> 5 minutes.

[heartbroke]

LOL.

right.

Yeah, the best part is that whenever I tell people that much of the commercial airline business (especially major airports) revolves around a bunch of lowlifes that care more about lucrative crime than your personal safety they usually call bull**** so they can feel okay about flying.

[VW_R32]

inb4 guy who works for UPS and steals blackberries and calls it "hustling" to make his ends meet.....

[Stopdroproll]

engineers don't use 90% of the stuff we are forced to learn but get paid as though we do.

Heard same thing from someone I know.

[ChefPhalBignuts]

There's a good chance your food was prepped, not cooked, by someone high, drunk, withdrawaling, hungover or any combination

Your waitress won't call you 99% of the time. She's a good salesman and will be partying with the kitchen staff that night

If they advertise they have the best this or that... leave, or don't even go

Don't go to places without a liquor license. If they can afford that then you're getting second rate food service food



I have so many of these lol

[HumpStrap]

Doctors don't prescribe medications to you based on their efficacy. They prescribe the medications that the hot, big titted, bimbo Pharma sales rep asked them to. (srs)

unfortuantly that is a MAJOR PROBLEM that has caused major addicitons in innocents families. I.e. an adult starts taking a medicine (***** for example) for a while, then decides to stop, only then discovering they are addicted.

or a teenager/young adult "experimenting" with drugs in the medicine cabinet that shouldn't even be in there in the first place.

[jkd5h2]

Software developers work on average maybe one hour a day...at most

[CementPizza]

Job A.

- Your brain is cut into slices and parts are sent off for biopsy. Your brain is then put back in your stomach cavity.

- We don't give a flying fuk about your religion. You are getting an autopsy. Deal with it.


Job B.

- There is no magic switch in the office that I can flip to "give you free cable."

- The code running your cable TV is almost 20 years old and it's garbage.