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    Question What would you do if you woke up one morning and your penis was gone?

    No bloody stump, or anything. Just wake up comfortable, yawn, and scratch... and find a crotchal area as smooth and flat as an Asian girl's buttock.

    I'm really wondering how to deal with this if it ever comes to pass.
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    i would probably take a shiit while looking at porn = profit
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    id be like lolwut and go score guys cause i know have a vagina

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    wonder how i am going to pee
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    Originally Posted by JayHen View Post
    wonder how i am going to pee
    out your mouth.
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    take my new clitoris for a test fap
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    be pissed as hell that i never got a chance to use it.
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    Originally Posted by ViktorM View Post
    id be like lolwut and go score guys cause i know have a vagina

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    Originally Posted by MaqAtaq View Post
    take my new clitoris for a test fap
    The area is completely smooth. You have no genitalia or protrusions.

    I think I would have a panic attack and call the police. Or perhaps I would keep collected and delve into a detective mission, trying to find who could do this to me, how, and what they did with my penis, ala Philip Marlowe/Sam Spade.

    Only dickless.

    But for anyone who has seen Chinatown, private dicks who metaphorically have no dicks (the "nose cutting" is a symbol for emasculation) are powerless in the face of a greater conspiracy. What chance would I have?

    And such a literal emasculation would undoubtedly be a part of the greatest conspiracy imaginable.
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    ok wtf this just happened
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    I would call my buddy who I smoke with and tell him I misplaced my dick and ask him if hes seen it (no homo)
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