Hooked up with a girl and blew it on her face than cleaned my cawk of with her shirt and it goes like this
her-why the **** are you using my shirt?
me- i just bought this today
her- wtf i dont care eeew
me- slowly walking away....dont tell anyone about this
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12-08-2009, 07:50 PM #31*I'll sleep with anything crew
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12-08-2009, 08:07 PM #32skier_Guest
I can't think of the meanest thing I have said to a girl.
But one time I told my friend's guy she was seeing I love making guys cry. He told me I was screwed in the head.
A month later he ****ed her over? It was me that was screwed though... and I was kidding.
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12-08-2009, 08:38 PM #33
back in elementary, this one girl made lots of fun of me. I went up to her one day and asked her, "how do you look in the mirror every morning? don't your eyes start burning?"
No supps.
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12-08-2009, 08:50 PM #34
i once wrote a girl a 4 page letter. yes pathetic. put it destroyed every aspect of her life. she broke down into tears at least ten times while reading it. and then i ****ed her afterwards cause she was literally suicidal crying so hard she couldnt breathe.
she kept that letter with her for years after and said she would take it out and read it when ever she needed inspiration cause she was determined to prove me wrong.
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12-08-2009, 09:01 PM #35
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similar to earlier poster... (to ex) i'd rather root my hand than have sex with u again... as u can imagine it didnt go down well
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12-08-2009, 09:03 PM #36
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12-08-2009, 09:32 PM #37
Told a girl i'd jack off with sand paper marinated in bbq sauce before i'd ever fck her.
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12-08-2009, 09:43 PM #38
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I told her a girl while having sex that her sister was way more fun in bed. Only problem is I should have waited till I finished she left crying. I was a prick in highschool.
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12-08-2009, 09:49 PM #39
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12-08-2009, 09:50 PM #40
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told her that i wish i could unmeet her
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12-08-2009, 09:52 PM #41
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back in hs, gf cheated on me. called her a worthless whore who will never be more then a piece of ass.
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12-08-2009, 11:14 PM #42
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" A woman should be more than just a life support system for a pussy"
currently cutting..... again!!
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12-08-2009, 11:44 PM #43
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well .. after my ex left me i pretty much went back and forth with her for a few months before i finally sent her a text.. something along the lines of.. " you stupid bitch your a ****ing slut bitch.. i hope the worse for you and i will never give a **** about you. if you was on fire i wouldnt spit on you. leave me the **** alone.. if i never hear from you again for as long as i live that would be to soon.. "
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12-08-2009, 11:52 PM #44
I usually am pretty blunt when I am furious and say dumb ****..
one girl I told the best thing to come out of her mouth was my cock..
Another I said that she enjoyed that her dad molested her as a kid.
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12-09-2009, 12:06 AM #45
My best friends girl ^
I seen that movie to*I'll sleep with anything crew
*Travel round the world crew
*One way ticket to whogivesaf*ck crew
*Always deliver never fraudin crew
*Do it for the misc crew
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12-09-2009, 12:13 AM #46
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12-09-2009, 12:49 AM #47
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12-09-2009, 01:48 AM #48
textin my ex
Her: wanna see a pic of me now ( hadnt talked to her in months)
me: aiite if you want
SENDS PIC
me: so i guess you havent been working out huh
her: why do you say that?
me: because your fat as shyt i thought that was obvious
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12-09-2009, 01:50 AM #49
Dont talk to them drives them nuts.
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12-09-2009, 11:24 AM #50
lol @ big montana. Wow, thats ****ed up what you said about your ex wife's dad but I still lol'd. I probably would have said something similar if I were you. When I found out my ex was gonna cheat I went below the belt, made a crack about her being bipolar.
lol @ most of the other responses, strong black knights ITT
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12-09-2009, 11:41 AM #51
ah, now I know why my ex says I "know how to hurt someone". Most of the things said in this thread are child's play.
okay..that one was harsh. It's similar to the worst thing I've told an ex. After finding out my ex lied to me for 8 months about talking to her ex-husband and while she was begging me to take her back and literally keeping me from leaving the room (she took off the door knob and when I tried to put it back on she would jump in between me and the door..i would have had to hurt her badly to get her to stop), I said she was a whore and that the reason she was a whore was because she was molested when she was a kid and 'once a whore, always a whore' and that she was a good for nothing bitch, useless, will always be desperate for male attention, etc..A man must be true to his own nature.
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12-09-2009, 11:56 AM #52
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"Seriously, are you bipolar?" Boy did that one stir up some trouble.
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12-09-2009, 12:38 PM #53
said to ex-gf "you know, you've been acting like a royal c_nt lately." did not go over well. neighbor actually called and asked if everything was okay 'cause she started smashing sh*t.
i don't regret calling her that as she was acting like a royal c_nt lately.
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12-09-2009, 01:04 PM #54
Told a girl to headbutt a sidewalk until she died.
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12-09-2009, 02:23 PM #55
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12-09-2009, 02:27 PM #56
One of my ex had clamidia 1-2 years before we were together and i was kinda disgusted by it when she told me so she printed out a couple of pages on the internet about it and what it did and how you get treated and you had a couple of pictures of chicks and guys, whatever. I said to her : "There should have your picture on those pages somewhere."
She left lol
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12-09-2009, 02:32 PM #57
in hs was told I was a souless icequeen. thats the only one that ever stuck in my mind.
Morgen, morgen, nur nicht heute sagen alle die faulen leute. -my father
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12-09-2009, 04:07 PM #58
"Life shows us exactly what we're worth doesn't it" ...but with all respect thats right. I was dating a girl that suffered from narcissistic personality disorder and she got caught in some lies when a friend of hers and me started talking. Her dad actually gave her up to his brother...the brother raised her...so abandoned by immediate family...rough childhood all caused by her. Her dad kicked her ass all through middle/high school...but thats because the dummy was doing coke, etc. Anyways at 25 she has a kid with a broke ass, starting to use again*why we cut it short*, criminal record so she can't get a job*why we cut it short* and she tried to flip it on me and I gave her that single line and walked the F away. No contact since. She's a person that'll lie and try to bend the truth....try to bend your actual situation.
=) I feel bad for saying it but it was the truth and it let me leave with a clear conscience. She was REALLY really hot and we actually got along well, but she's poison for everyone around her.
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12-09-2009, 08:28 PM #59
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some random slut was carrying on about how hot some dude she met at a club was. i was like "well lucky i didnt come with you - he woulda paled in comparison :P"
she's all "WHATEVER HE'S BETTER LOOKING THEN YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF"
im just like "you're lucky then"
she's like "**** you talking about"
im like "coz he coulda done a hell of a lot better then your 5/10 cum dumpster ass"
i had 2 death threats from that one comment hahaha i felt pretty good afterwards
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12-10-2009, 07:34 AM #60
"Your vagina looks like a bag of smashed a$$holes"
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