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    Whats the cruelest, most offensive thing you've ever said to a girl?

    When I went through my ex-gfs phone and found out she was planning to **** her ex I called her a cheating whore who's nothing but a wet hole. Then about a week later when she told me she was back with him I lol'd at her and called her a stupid c*nt. Yeah I was raging lol.


    what about you brahs?

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    I usually don't say much. My silence is more than enough to make them think about what they did.

    The last girl that cheated on me, I ignored her for a good 4 months. Then she started texting me saying she missed me. Continued to ignore.

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    To a girl I dated that was flirting with another guy:


    You're either a whore or a lesbian. Either way, you're a bitch.


    (I was drunk)

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    'theres no way i'd ever get back together with you.. not gonna happen'

    'im not attracted to you anymore since you gained weight'

    ^^ same girl. i bet shes hired someone to kill me by now
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    Manipulative ugly **** bucket that has nothing to look forward to in life bc she is nothing but a worthless piece of ****.


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    girl at the bar told my friend he was ugly....i said "he's ugly, fat b**** i know dudes i'd rather f*** than you."









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    found that she was ****ing her ex who was married.

    I confronted her, she got mad at me. she broke up with me.

    I replied that "you are a slut, and you could earn much more money if you do it professionally"

    that was 5 years back. I was a kid back then. I have changed so much now. have learnt to smile and take things lightly.
    My mind hurts to think about women anymore.

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    I tend not to say cuel things to women. But there are the few instances where I have lost my cool with them and say things I tend not to. Probably the worst thing I have ever said to a woman was "You look like a father f*cking, cousin sucking, meth head stripper"

    How was I to know that she had been molested by her father?!? I mean, I had only known her for about 15 minutes! And the stripper part was dead on the money too. Geeze... I gotta watch what I say some times.
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    meh I'm pretty nice overall...

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    Originally Posted by moastmcase View Post
    I tend not to say cuel things to women. But there are the few instances where I have lost my cool with them and say things I tend not to. Probably the worst thing I have ever said to a woman was "You look like a father f*cking, cousin sucking, meth head stripper"

    How was I to know that she had been molested by her father?!? I mean, I had only known her for about 15 minutes! And the stripper part was dead on the money too. Geeze... I gotta watch what I say some times.
    That's hilarious.

    I once told a girl that her mother was a better lay than her. That didn't go over well, but I had her kicked out of the bar we were at, so I really won that one. Her mother was a much better lay, though.
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    Back when I was in high school. Something along the lines of wishing and hoping a girl got gang-banged by a bunch of Mexicans. And in the middle of the pain, the screaming, the crying, in the middle of their jeering, their laughter, and their moans of passion I want you to think of me hovering over you, laughing and masturbating to your insanity.


    It was horrible.
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    An ex told me that she really knows how to push my buttons and get me going. I said to her (In front of two other people) that there isn't a single thing in the world she could say that'd offend me.

    It was a real relaxed and non-confrontational situation, and the tone in my voice was nothing but neutral....however it really hit her hard and she got pretty offended. It was a great put-down, lol.

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    Hmm. I'm not much into relationships really. Haven't had many. And I normally don't say much to hurt people.

    But I do remember when my last girlfriend broke up with me, then told me it was b/c she cheated and felt bad, I told her she was probably my biggest waste of time.

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    These were all when i was younger and would spit venom when in a verbal confrontation. Now I just keep my mouth shut.

    Told a girl after hooking up while camping that her pussy looked like chewed up roast beef. Her nickname became the Big Montana(Arby's biggest roast beef snadwhich at the time)

    I just found out my ex wife cheated on me. We were arguing and she told me "I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth" I instantley told her, "that she was born with her dads dick in hers" (she was molested by her dad and I knew about it, horrible thing to say and still regret it to this day)

    Told a girl who was being loud and obnoxious that in the jeans she was wearing it looked like cottage cheese stuffed in a garbage bag.

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    In 6th grade I was a bit overweight and going through puberty. I'll admit I looked pretty goofy. So one day at the park after school a bunch of people were playing spin the bottle, so I sit down to play and this one cute girl(of many) goes "No offense but the only person here that I'm not kissing is Crypty"
    ...thanks for the "no-offense" disclaimer, bitch.

    By the time we reached 9th grade the tables had turned. She was now a diabetic and quite chunky, while I was handsome(no ego ha) and in good shape. By chance we got placed into phys-ed together and it was swimming, first period.
    So we all come out of the locker rooms in our swim suits and I see her in a bikini. I instantly recall what she said to me, and in a rush of sudden cruelty I exclaim "Wow, you're really ****ing fat under your clothes!" She ran out of the pool area crying and switched out of the class.
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    She asked me why I wouldnt eat her out I replied: "Are you f*cking kidding me, your pussy smells like an antique tuna fish sandwich".


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    girl at the bar told my friend he was ugly....i said "he's ugly, fat b**** i know dudes i'd rather f*** than you."

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    Lawl! That was a good one. The cruelest thing i ever said was "Hey how about i take you out to dinner" and then totally ignoring the bish afterwards.

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    "I can't believe you are cheating on your boyfriend in the army, while driving his car and he is paying your rent. You are a slut and a terrible person."

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